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Moola posted:anyone else find it hard to cum from BJ? i literally came just from reading the word "BJ" in your post, so i have to say i can't relate
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it takse three bars on a full s-guage, so be prepared by infinite juggling your opponent to fill the tension meter.
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Most girls are just peeing when they said they squirted I hate it when I pay a lady to pee on me and she squirts instead, instant orgasm killer. EMILY BLUNTS posted:if you want to get something done, go for braun, phillips, hitachi, or bosch Wahl Massager, $15 Amazon Prime, it's a loving workhorse that delivers reliable clitgasms with free two day shipping! naem posted:My laundry place rubber bands your clothes into bundles too so just keep the rubber bands for hair ties it's win-win Noooooo rubber bands cause split ends, a gentleman provides a scrunchie. Moola posted:Never lick the anus This post is insanity. INSANITY. Also, a lady won't mind if you excuse yourself and gargle some mouthwash after eating her rear end, it's good manners.
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Moola posted:anyone else find it hard to cum from BJ? nah i feel you, i basically consider it foreplay unless she's working the gently caress out of me
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Slight rubbing motions If she can't cum when you're in the sack, spoon her while forking and use your right hand to rub her clicker thingy Otherwise too bad, use your mouth then pork her Best Regards, RG P.S. trustworthy advice itt RichardGamingo fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Aug 26, 2014 |
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Aug 26, 2014 00:33
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Trixie Hardcore posted:a lady won't mind if you excuse yourself and gargle some mouthwash after eating her rear end, it's good manners. I think buttholes are p gross and no thanks but personally I'd keep a seperate "bodily orifice" mouthwash in case she puts her mouth directly on the bottle before gargling, maybe I'm just fussy??
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Butts are for poo not sex you animals
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newreply.php posted:i too am disgusted by the bodies of the people i have sex with Maybe stop having sex with gross people then doofus
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Moola posted:Maybe stop having sex with gross people then doofus hey rear end in a top hat quit trying to gently caress up my poo poo
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I'm a number one sex haver, I'm a master of pleasure. Now let me give you a list of fun sex things I won't do.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'm a number one sex haver, I'm a master of pleasure. Now let me give you a list of fun sex things I won't do. I've been with a lot of girls and never let one put a finger up my buttocks i feel like there's some magical gay prostate world i've been missing out on now
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Moola posted:Maybe stop having sex with gross people then doofus I want to know what caliber of women you're banging if you think the backdoor is a gross place to visit. I've NEVER encountered a woman with a dirty rear end. Not once, not never. I've banged some questionable strange, big ole tons of love that you'd think would have a reeky rear end. Nope. Dainty, clean, and very tongueable. Either find not nasty not bus station skanks, or grow a pair. Toss a salad, it's for her health. Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i feel like there's some magical gay prostate world i've been missing out on now It is because there is a magical prostate world you've been missing out on. Buy a prostate toy specifically for this task. Bend over and lay down, your face comfortably in a pillow and relax. Listen to Soundscapes on the tele...let your partner don their Nitrile gloves, Astroglide the toy, and prepare to have your entire region lit up like loving Baghdad as you basically non-stop orgasm until whoever stops with the massage. Copious amounts of precum will exude from you, and if the individual is amazing they will lick it off their clean glove which has been massaging your balls and shaft base the whole time. NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Aug 26, 2014 |
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Aug 26, 2014 01:00
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My girlfriend likes to try to stick a finger up my butt as a game. So far she has not succeeded but I fear one day she will pierce the heavens into the chocolate treasure trove.
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no! literal poo poo comes out of a butt! I don't want butt stuff and I've never been with anyone asked for it
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'm a number one sex haver, I'm a master of pleasure. Now let me give you a list of fun sex things I won't do. uhhhh, master is a male pronoun, and a slavedriver in circuit diagrams.
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Moola posted:no! literal poo poo comes out of a butt! Sometimes sex isn't about giving them what they ask for, it is frequently about teaching them desires they didn't know they had. I didn't know I was into S&M, never requested it once. Then I met one crazy loving bitch and now I can't stop with a riding crop. Same with women and having their salad tossed. They may stiffen up for a second, but confidence is key.
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NurhacisUrn posted:Sometimes sex isn't about giving them what they ask for, it is frequently about teaching them desires they didn't know they had. I didn't know I was into S&M, never requested it once. Then I met one crazy loving bitch and now I can't stop with a riding crop. Same with women and having their salad tossed. They may stiffen up for a second, but confidence is key. donkey punch....
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NurhacisUrn posted:Sometimes sex isn't about giving them what they ask for, it is frequently about teaching them desires they didn't know they had. I didn't know I was into S&M, never requested it once. Then I met one crazy loving bitch and now I can't stop with a riding crop. Same with women and having their salad tossed. They may stiffen up for a second, but confidence is key. I respect this, didn't know I would enjoy bondage until jokingly buying some handcuffs and using them drunk but no butts and no buts to no butts
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I'm not saying you should never lick the rear end but there need to be some boxes ticked before you do that, namely "is she comfortable with it in the first place?" and "is she loving clean?". Dem pornz would have you believe that you should go straight to that rear end in a top hat every time regardless.
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Moola posted:I respect this, didn't know I would enjoy bondage until jokingly buying some handcuffs and using them drunk Awww...  Go to Tractor Supply Company. Best riding crops. Kirk Johnson posted:I'm not saying you should never lick the rear end but there need to be some boxes ticked before you do that, namely "is she comfortable with it in the first place?" and "is she loving clean?". Dem pornz would have you believe that you should go straight to that rear end in a top hat every time regardless. It is better to ask forgiveness than permission. 
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I already own a riding crop actually Don't use it much gotta be really drunk because it just seems silly more than kinky lol
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^ dude is on the same page. 6.5hp b&s, custom mount http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQObWW06VAM
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i made my lady cum last night and a half a million chinese drowned when the dam burst
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Moola posted:
Then it must either be defective or you're doing something wrong good sir.
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you irl posted:i made my lady cum last night and a half a million chinese drowned when the dam burst simple gibbis would say its amniotic, but i say congrats! *gives u a cigar* buy this man an avatar!
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Izumi Konata posted:simple gibbis would say its amniotic, but i say congrats! sometimes a cigar is just a cigar bro
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you irl posted:sometimes a cigar is just a cigar bro freud would be proud of this thread. i'm proud of u!!!
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:I've been with a lot of girls and never let one put a finger up my buttocks u can get some pretty decent prostate massage without penetration. just get a girl to press really firmly on your taint and you'll be able to feel the magic
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the mistake most men make is not knowing the parts that make up the vagina by knowing their true names, you obtain power over them
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Business Octopus posted:u can get some pretty decent prostate massage without penetration. just get a girl to press really firmly on your taint and you'll be able to feel the magic whoa its like i pressed a button and cum came out im like a sexual predatory spiderman
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I hate it when I pay a lady to pee on me and she squirts instead, instant orgasm killer. dont pay for pee pee
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Female orgasms are a secret club that only cool people get into. Then consider me Miles Davis
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:dont pay for pee pee You loving Holocaust denier. I've heard enough of your heretical lies about the divine Skene's gland.  RushJet posted:Then consider me Miles Davis
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Tweet Me Balls posted:the mistake most men make is not knowing the parts that make up the vagina Protip: use Post-It color coded flags to mark the parts on your lady friend's vagina until you learn the sequence. Monstrous Dooklord posted:dont pay for pee pee Don't tell me what to do.
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:dont pay for pee pee pee it forward: drink it up and pass it on
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Can't guarantee that the free pee is the good stuff. It's worth the money to get it from a lady who has proper certification.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Can't guarantee that the free pee is the good stuff. It's worth the money to get it from a lady who has proper certification. Trixie, you're just giving her money for something she was gonna do for free & flush.
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