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I'll go first. So last night I dreamt that I was in town shopping when suddenly a Rolls Royce pulls up and out jumps the Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker Bowles who cuts a ribbon to open up a new shop. I thought ooh that's pretty cool and got out my phone and took a quick picture. A few journalists were taking pics too. Then she gets back in the Roller and a British Secret Service guy arrests everyone who was taking pics including me and confiscated our cameras/phones. Then we were piled into a van and taken to an army base as prisoners and the rest of the dream was a prison break type deal only one of the prisoners, Sir Ian McKellan, grassed up all those who were trying to escape including me. My dream ended just before I was going to be tortured/interrogated. I don't think I will ever trust Sir Ian McKellan any more.
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tl;dr but I dreamed i worked in a tea shop and this diseased pigeon sorta walked in one day and sat under a table. then i took some pictures of it and made a silly youtupe compilation of those pictures and got some internet cred. the i later saw the same pigeon dead and i didn't feel so bad because i got the cred and life sucks things die whatever. also i'm british so who gives a poo poo what i think or say. also whats up with cricket and bouncing balls? then i woke up? brick cow claims the first
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Aug 25, 2014 10:56
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I very rarely dream but when I do my dreams are a bit traumatising. A couple of nights ago I dreamt I was next to a church talking to somebody. I looked up at a walkway/balcony on the roof of the church to see a man in a wheelchair violently wheeling his chair backwards along the balcony. When his chair collided with the end of the railing he was flung from his wheelchair through the air to his death.
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Aug 25, 2014 10:56
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last night i dreamt i posted this post in this thread loving cosmic in the interests of staying true to this prophetic dream i must also include my plat crew signature ----------------
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Aug 25, 2014 10:58
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last night i dreamed i was a pathetic piece of poo poo gbs loser who posts lovely things on dumb internet forums like a dumb sack of poo poo then i woke up and i saw my username and now im p. sure im inside the matrix
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Aug 25, 2014 11:02
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brick cow posted:tl;dr That's SO loving weird cos exactly all those things happened to me but it wasn't a dream, I think you have some kind of gift like in Game of Thrones except instead of an animal you see through the eyes of a fruity Englishman.
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Aug 25, 2014 11:53
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the dreams i generally remember for at least 5 minutes after waking up are the ones that were really distressing or really good or really sad then i can't remember the details but remember the feeling and then i forget that too. last night i vaguely remember something about someone stopping time and i was stopping people from being shot. its really hazy now and it probably didnt make any sense even if i could remember it.
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I was in a classroom / video session being broad casted to the world while blowing poo poo up with giant robots. And there were a bunch of Asian people there. I didn't speak any of their language but they understood me fine and I understood them fine. IT was like Han Solo and Chewbacca, they were my Chewbaccas. Then I don't remember the rest but I think it went to something else usually involving recurring nightmares about work / school / things I'm concerned about in my daily life. I think it involved climbing the statue of liberty to shut off methane valves that were brainwashing people for alien purposes. Man I wish I had more straight forward blowjob dreams as opposed to this bullshit. E: When are the ghost hunters coming? are you prepped?
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Aug 25, 2014 12:46
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Al Borland posted:I was in a classroom / video session being broad casted to the world while blowing poo poo up with giant robots. And there were a bunch of Asian people there. I didn't speak any of their language but they understood me fine and I understood them fine. IT was like Han Solo and Chewbacca 
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Aug 25, 2014 12:49
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is that like ET?
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same as usually nothing but blackness then wake up suddenly 5 hours later. i only dream if i sleep during the day.
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Aug 25, 2014 12:59
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Al Borland posted:is that like ET? okay is this any better 
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Aug 25, 2014 12:59
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I dreamed I worked for a pornographic website (as like, a sysadmin or something, none of the website's actual content featured in the dream). I had a sketchbook full of lewd doodles that I was terrified my coworkers would discover. I spent most of the dream moving it from hiding place to hiding place (people kept finding it and trying to peek inside). Later on I was playing with rubber ducks in the stairwell outside the office.
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Applewhite posted:I dreamed I worked for a pornographic website (as like, a sysadmin or something, none of the website's actual content featured in the dream). I had a sketchbook full of lewd doodles that I was terrified my coworkers would discover. I spent most of the dream moving it from hiding place to hiding place (people kept finding it and trying to peek inside). SO even in your wildest dreams where you work in the porn industry you're still ashamed of your crude fetishes interesting insight tahnks bro
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Aug 25, 2014 13:56
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I dreamed something about urine not being sterile, that's the only part I remember. Thanks for reading! 
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Quickscope420dad posted:okay is this any better Ralph from the muppets?
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Aug 25, 2014 13:57
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Al Borland posted:Ralph from the muppets? it's a loving wookie okay al you're the wookie in your dreams ffs
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Aug 25, 2014 13:58
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Quickscope420dad posted:it's a loving wookie okay al I realized that right after I said Ralph. Realized those were not dog ears. Lol yeah wookie makes sense in context now. NT though. a Belt might have helped or some lines through the hair IDK. Good effort.
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Aug 25, 2014 13:59
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Quickscope420dad posted:SO even in your wildest dreams where you work in the porn industry you're still ashamed of your crude fetishes I kno, rite? I think I was more ashamed of how lovely the art was. The only glimpses I caught of my own sketches were juvenilistic anime girls striking poses clumsily copied from adult magazines.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:00
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Perhaps you had a dream where you thought you could draw and it's leaking into reality.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:00
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Ahundredbux posted:Perhaps you had a dream where you thought you could draw and it's leaking into reality. ouch. LIke where I have a dream about being a funny poster 
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Ahundredbux posted:Perhaps you had a dream where you thought you could draw and it's leaking into reality. Someday my dream will become a reality. I practice every day. Anyway. I didn't dream this last night, but I think it's good enough to post here (originally posted in Ask/Tell "Tell Us About Your Dreams" thread). I dreamed that there was an alien that had come to Earth and brought with him "the secret to transcendence" that allowed humans to transcend into beings of pure energy using the alien's patented meditation techniques. The techniques really worked, too. The method was outlined in a series of cheezy self-help books, and the alien himself ran a mega-church where hundreds of people would climb up on stage and transform into beings of pure energy right before the audience's very eyes (the alien himself had taken the form of a typical TV evangelist, complete with bombastic southern accent, sleazy haircut and pastel-colored suit). The mega-church was the only place where the transformation could take place, but supplicants had to first complete the steps in the self-help book before making the final pilgrimmage. But there was a dark secret! While the alien's techniques really did help people to "transcend into pure energy" what the alien wasn't telling us was that that pure energy was the alien's food source. Each person who "transcended" was actually being sucked up by the alien. I was a member of a secret society that knew this and was dedicated to stopping the alien. The alien was too powerful to confront directly. His cult was rapidly supplanting all other religions in the US and had millions of fervent disciples. It was my mission to travel back in time and stop him before he became powerful. Using modifications of the alien's own meditation techniques, I was able to send my consciousness backwards along my own "reincarnation timeline" to inhabit the body of one of my past lives. What I hadn't counted on was that the reincarnation cycle transcends parallel universes. My most immediate prior reincarnation inhabited an alternate history where the pilgrims had settled in Africa instead of America. American culture was still basically the same with McDonalds and baseball and everything, but it was "The United States of Africa" and New England was at the Horn of Africa. In this alternate history, "manifest destiny" had pushed Black Africans ("Native Africans") onto reservations and Native Americans had been slaves, leading to a huge, disenfranchised "American African" population with a culture that was a fusion between stereotypical Native American culture and urban hip-hop ("thug lyfe" involved a lot of feathers and dreamcatchers instead of gold chains). Also, Central America took the cultural parallel to our middle east, with lots of angry Aztecs blowing themselves up in the name of Quetzalcoatl. I was a member of the "Colonial Guard" in that timeline (the U.S. Military was a lot more British-looking, and my uniform was a typical "jungle khakis" get-up with jodphurs and pithlemet). I was also a woman, but aside from acknowledging the fact, the difference was never really referenced. I wandered around for a bit trying to find where the alien had got to so I could assasinate him, but woke up before that plotline went anywhere.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:04
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I dreamed I read all that
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Aug 25, 2014 14:06
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i had a dream i hosed a hot tranny
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lonesomedwarf posted:i had a dream i hosed a hot tranny I too dreamt you did this
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lonesomedwarf posted:i had a dream i hosed a hot tranny nice.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:08
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I had a dream where i was a hot tranny getting hosed
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Ahundredbux posted:I had a dream where i was a hot tranny getting hosed nasty.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:10
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I had a dream where al borland was a loving wookie and refused to believe it
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i had a very vivid dream that i was fighting with my sister at the seaside (like a physical fight - we were really knocking the poo poo out of each other) and it occurred to me when i was thinking about it while making breakfast that i'd forgotten her birthday 4 days ago 
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Aug 25, 2014 14:13
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I dreamed I hosed the OP's mom.
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Aug 25, 2014 14:14
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Jose Oquendo posted:I dreamed I hosed the OP's mom. I'm living your dreams
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A lot of this is fading but here goes I dont remember what lead to this, but it was a long dream before what I remember now. I was working at some kind of large office building and had broken a thermostat on purpose. I don't know why (even in the dream). The higher-ups were making a big deal about it since it was so weird and confusing but it faded. Then I did it again.  I suppose I was just drunk with power because this time I broke *something* (just cant remember) and rolled it across a hallway. Whatever it was, this was actually important and a real investigation was underway. I was very nervous and tense since I was doing part of the investigating and was being shared all the weird details along the way. Also I rolled the thing across a camera. I was staring at the footage with others, every second crawling by as I thought I'd see some hint or clue that would inevitably lead to me. Before that finished though something really terrible was going on in the world (I forgot now though). Turns out the office building I was working in actually had Obama in it. Even though it was like a 100 story high rise, but oh well - it wasn't weird in the dream. I was called by him (I thought I was hosed for breaking poo poo) and was walked past a evidence room with the stuff I broke and fingerprints and notes on each item. My college ID was sitting on top of the first thermostat... I thought it was over. But that didn't happen. Turns out it was some kind of emergency meeting and we were given rifles. Including Obama. There was some major situation going on and we had to ... protect? kill people? I don't know. But I was teamed with Obama (  ) and we went to the roof. Well it was sort of an angled part of the glass building... it was scary as gently caress. He told me very business-like to watch this certain section of the road and he would watch this other section and to always watch it no matter what the other guy was doing. Immediately he started calling out all these bad guys in the distance which were clearly too many for one guy to deal with but I was following what he said. He was shooting and shooting and shooting cussing and I was just watching a blank part of the road. Then I saw one guy but he was being blocked by a van. I tried to flush him out because I was getting worked up by Obama's situation by shooting the van, but it just made the guy actually hide behind it. Soon we had to leave because whatever bad thing was happening was clearly worse than anybody thought. We were in some subway-style tunnels and a lot of people were there evacuating and hiding. I found my parents, with my old cat, who was very scared. I thought this was extremely sad. She is a sweetheart, but very old and didn't deserve all this craziness and couldn't possibly understand what was happening. I was legitimately worried she was just going to die and they were getting evacuated by helicopter and they were trying to tell them to ditch the cat. I very angrily said you might as well be saying leave your child to die or something melodramatic. The helicopter dude was like "pshh" but then Obama was next to me and told him to do it (  ). Although I could tell Obama didn't give a gently caress he was just trying to speed things along so we could go do... whatever we were rushing off to do. I forget the rest. The dream took some kind of turn and then I woke up. It's probably prophetic
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1gnoirents posted:A lot of this is fading but here goes So what you're saying is if obama told you to look away from important and meaningful events you would do it like a mindless sheep
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Aug 25, 2014 14:18
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Maybe your dream was an expression of your guilt that Obama is dealing with all these detractors by himself and you wish you could share the burden.
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1gnoirents posted:It's probably prophetic ur the chosen one, gaius  you are the kitties' salvation
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Get outta my dreams and into my car you hot trans wookie
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I dreamed I was in a warm bowl of pea soup. Then I woke up to a warmed bed of pee soup
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That somebody loved me.
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Quickscope420dad posted:So what you're saying is if obama told you to look away from important and meaningful events you would do it like a mindless sheep No I think I should go break a thermostat. And yeah, if Obama told me to help him shoot people who were killing people in the city I was in you know I probably would. I have dreams this retarded every night, I wish I could remember them for more than 5 minutes though.
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