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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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EBT snipe

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
most people got no problem with people that are at or just above the poverty line getting help if they are working, most americans hate people who just live off the state their entire lives.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

TOILETLORD posted:

most people got no problem with people that are at or just above the poverty line getting help if they are working, most americans hate people who just live off the state their entire lives.

lol what country do you live in

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

lol what country do you live in

i live in america, i dress middle class and shop at poor people stores, it makes me feel rich.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

I have a lot of Hurley shirts because they dump all of their surplus at Ross

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Neo Duckberg posted:

Tip of the day: sell your child to support marijuana habit

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

I have a lot of Hurley shirts because they dump all of their surplus at Ross

man go to a salvation army, on friday everything half off, i got a solid oak bed frame for 25 dollars.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
i dont qualify for food stamps so i trimmed my food buget to 50 dollars a month. i love eating rice beans and fish everyday lol

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

EA Sports posted:

i dont qualify for food stamps so i trimmed my food buget to 50 dollars a month. i love eating rice beans and fish everyday lol

the trick there is get married so you get financial aid and then as long as your spouse doesn't work you get a maid/cook. then you get a chance at wic.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
yea i know and its hella gay, i dont want to have poor babies but it looks like i have to to get more welfare. sigh

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

EA Sports posted:

yea i know and its hella gay, i dont want to have poor babies but it looks like i have to to get more welfare. sigh

i said this before but try and be a janitor at a government building or school you get fat stacks of cash, and a union to back you up. even lots of state universities, you can make bank mowing lawns all day.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Pretty sure federal building vending machines have to be owned by legally blind people, so just gouge your eyes out and collect that check

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
"Poor" people... :rolleyes:

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
hosed up if true.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

mookface posted:

Hey poors, just checking in to see how things are going

pretty bad

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Just wait until you find out how many of them have microwaves and TVs u will b shocked smh.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i once saw a homeless persons with an ipod touch. true story

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Look at the high number of non-plats in this thread. :gas:

Dead Nerve
Mar 27, 2007

Chris Awful posted:

Look at the high number of non-plats in this thread. :gas:

Buying plat is what put me in this position anyways.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I paid close to six figures in taxes, I need a new accountant. Any recommendations?

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Darth123123 posted:

I paid close to six figures in taxes, I need a new accountant. Any recommendations?

invest in Bitcoin

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
The other day I was at the grocery store and I see this brand new Cadillac Escalade pull up and about 50 Mexicans pile out. Even though I'm a single white male I coincidentally end up behind them in the grocery line with their four shopping carts, three of which are filled with beer. And as I see them pay for their 800 dollar bill I see them reach for their Lonestar card™.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Rubies posted:



I'm the black people fretting about my 180k income.
It's tough out there but the wsj gets it.

To be fair, single mother in the upper left probably is going to be paying a lot of money for arm reduction surgery for her son.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i dropped out of college because of sadbrains and overall gayness so yeah i'm pretty poor.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
i'm poor but i have a lovely dick. i'm pretty happy tbh

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Remember, you can make literally hundreds of dollars selling your bastard child to privileged white scum.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 687 days!)

i wish i was a lady so i could rent out my uterus to rich barren ppls

Shalkore
Oct 11, 2007

Welcome to 2012!
What's a "poor people"? I'm from Canada and am unaware of these things in this socialist haven. please explain

CountingCrows
Apr 17, 2001
why ya'll so poor?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

CountingCrows posted:

why ya'll so poor?

sloth, congenital cretinism, divine curse, etc.

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
one thing i enjoy as a poor is how change found in the pockets of clothes i haven't worn for a while can be life changing. suddenly i'm eating hot meals :c00l: for a day or two

unbuttonedclone
Dec 30, 2008
County mental health program patient crew checking in.

It's actually pretty good and almost free.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

thylacine posted:

County mental health program patient crew checking in.

It's actually pretty good and almost free.

that sounds like a pretty sweet scam. how can i get in on this?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

thylacine posted:

County mental health program patient crew checking in.

It's actually pretty good and almost free.
Also you can sexually assault the nurses and they can't do anything about it.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

TOILETLORD posted:

most people got no problem with people that are at or just above the poverty line getting help if they are working, most americans hate people who just live off the state their entire lives.

lol what a bad post

Howdges
Dec 29, 2012

eating three banquet meals a day

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Well have you ever tried, you know not being so poor?

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
Hey, I'm cutting milk with water.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

mucocele posted:

Hey, I'm cutting milk with water.

thats gross, spend your milk money on dry beans instead get more better calories.

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

mucocele posted:

Hey, I'm cutting milk with water.
Also known as skim milk lol am I right?

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