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Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Reminder to never ask for a hot dog in Denmark.

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Europe is named after the Phoenician princess Europa of Greek myth who was seduced by Zeus disguised as a bull.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 13:46

TheIllestVillain: Dec 27, 2011; Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Design Spots posted:

its wosre than that, in one video a 9 year old girl is tied up and hosed in the rear end.

the poo poo i have to deal with in life, and then theres this.

nuke denmark

actually nuke all of scandinavia just to be safe

# ? Aug 26, 2014 13:47

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

Design Spots posted:

its wosre than that, in one video a 9 year old girl is tied up and hosed in the rear end.

the poo poo i have to deal with in life, and then theres this.

seriously though why do you know this

# ? Aug 26, 2014 13:55

Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Haha they cut off the last word of this guy (he's German) so he just says "In Denmark, zoophiliac actions are". Actually, why did they get a German to offer his opinion? Is he one of the busses full of tourists?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 14:08

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Davincie posted:

i think they only recently banned animal loving too cause i remember farmers being on the news up in arms about their rights to gently caress their lifestock. germans are weird

It's treated as a misdemeanor, which is the same category as jaywalking, so it might as well not be. Honestly, though, given that animal loving was already illegal by virtue of animal cruelty laws, most people considered the whole thing moralistic posturing. Even animal rights groups didn't see a pressing necessity for this law.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 14:12

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Design Spots posted:

its wosre than that, in one video a 9 year old girl is tied up and hosed in the rear end.

the poo poo i have to deal with in life, and then theres this.

How do you know this

# ? Aug 26, 2014 14:38

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

I can literally see the sorrow in that horse's eyes at 00:07

gently caress that's hot

# ? Aug 26, 2014 14:39

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

If I was gonna bang any animal then it would be a deer

If you don't want to gently caress Bambi's mum you're gay, sorry

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:03

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Cardiovorax posted:

It's treated as a misdemeanor, which is the same category as jaywalking, so it might as well not be. Honestly, though, given that animal loving was already illegal by virtue of animal cruelty laws, most people considered the whole thing moralistic posturing. Even animal rights groups didn't see a pressing necessity for this law.

loving an animal ought to be a felony. If you have those issues you can either get therapy or kill yourself, world becomes a better place either way.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:12

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

How long until SA accepts animal fuckers and becomes a haven for them? It happened with troons, bronies, and furries. It's just a matter of time.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:14

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

Jose Oquendo posted:

How long until SA accepts animal fuckers and becomes a haven for them? It happened with troons, bronies, and furries. It's just a matter of time.

Ill be devils advocate and say animals enjoy gently caress so why hate and not tolerate? Nobody got outraged over that video of the chimp skullfucking a frog so why is a hairless chimp doing it so much different? Makes you think

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:17

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Jose Oquendo posted:

How long until SA accepts animal fuckers and becomes a haven for them? It happened with troons, bronies, and furries. It's just a matter of time.

Next time there's a "Minority Perspective on Video Games" thread again probably.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:17

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jose Oquendo posted:

How long until SA accepts animal fuckers and becomes a haven for them? It happened with troons, bronies, and furries. It's just a matter of time.

i'm sure they're doing fine on reddit, must me loads of /r for their kind.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:35

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

brave nazi aviator posted:

history of sweden

"Hey Ug check it out I drew you"
"Really? Sweet dude lemme- Aww what the gently caress?! Get rid of this poo poo dude people will think I actually gently caress horses"
"Relax, we're migrating soon nobody will ever see this again"

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:37

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Jose Oquendo posted:

How long until SA accepts animal fuckers and becomes a haven for them? It happened with troons, bronies, and furries. It's just a matter of time.

I predict HORSEDILZ Gang tag underneath user AVs within 6 months

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:39

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Zzulu posted:

Europe is named after the Phoenician princess Europa of Greek myth who was seduced by Zeus disguised as a bull.

you've heard wrong, sorry. it's from Greek, although the precise etymology is uncertain. "rope" is not a Greek word. The best etymology is the "broad face" etymology give by a previous responder.
Source(s):
I have a PhD in Linguistics and teach at a major US university

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:39

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Casimir Radon posted:

loving an animal ought to be a felony. If you have those issues you can either get therapy or kill yourself, world becomes a better place either way.

You might have trouble convincing the constitutional court that there's a proportionality of punishment there, but I'm still holding out for mandatory psychiatric evaluations.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 15:40

Adventure Pigeon: Nov 8, 2005; I am a master storyteller.

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Please don't other/marginalize animal lovers.

good post/avatar combo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:02

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

plain blue jacket posted:

you've heard wrong, sorry. it's from Greek, although the precise etymology is uncertain. "rope" is not a Greek word. The best etymology is the "broad face" etymology give by a previous responder.
Source(s):
I have a PhD in Linguistics and teach at a major US university

you've got a PhD in being a loving NERD

*flushes ur head in toilet, scores winning touchdown w/ rest of high school football team*

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:06

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

plain blue jacket posted:

you've heard wrong, sorry. it's from Greek, although the precise etymology is uncertain. "rope" is not a Greek word. The best etymology is the "broad face" etymology give by a previous responder.
Source(s):
I have a PhD in Linguistics and teach at a major US university

like ill trust an american

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:20

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Davincie posted:

like ill trust an american

I am not been American shitfowl

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:25

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

Design Spots posted:

anything under r@ygold is flagged here.

we fired 3 guys last week

what the gently caress

where the gently caress do you work where you have multiple child porn viewers

Also: http://www.thelocal.se/20100915/29004

quote:

The collection at the library was built up in the years between 1971, when the possession, distribution and display of child pornography was legalized in Sweden, and 1980, when the law was repealed.

wtf, sweden

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:26

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Adventure Pigeon posted:

good post/avatar combo

is that bird goatseing?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:33

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

So far as the logic against bestiality goes, animals can't consent to sex and therefore its rape/abuse? Wouldn't that apply to breeding animals for livestock (or as pets) or hell I mean they prolly don't consent to getting killed for food either.

Seems like kind of a weird moral line to draw. I think if most animals had to choose between a bj and getting slaughtered they'd opt for getting their hob gnobbed.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:16

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I mean if you look at it that way yeah. If you reduce it to logical absolutes and that is your reasoning behind why it's bad then you probably can't take a logical moral position where you're both a meat eater and against bestiality

But luckily humans are irrational and subjective and quite happily use different moral frameworks for different problems every minute of every day

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:20

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

ArbitraryC posted:

So far as the logic against bestiality goes, animals can't consent to sex and therefore its rape/abuse? Wouldn't that apply to breeding animals for livestock (or as pets) or hell I mean they prolly don't consent to getting killed for food either.

Seems like kind of a weird moral line to draw. I think if most animals had to choose between a bj and getting slaughtered they'd opt for getting their hob gnobbed.

as long as the purpose is not human sexual gratification, everything goes

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:21

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

The point of animal cruelty laws is that you can't be pointlessly and excessively cruel to animals. You can't get a sausage without killing something, but that doesn't mean you should get to disembowel cows alive.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:22

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Jonad posted:

i am on the whole glad that we live in an enlightened, modern age where ideas are critically and non-prejudicial lay examined but I still feel that it should be legal to murder people who want to have sex with dogs

im gonna stop using the word but

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:28

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

i remember reading an article about a guy in germany who said you can totally tell when animals are into it

i imagine his consent system is something like 'one blink for yes, two blinks for yes'

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:29

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Cardiovorax posted:

The point of animal cruelty laws is that you can't be pointlessly and excessively cruel to animals. You can't get a sausage without killing something, but that doesn't mean you should get to disembowel cows alive.

Well yeah but is some lady getting plowed by her golden retriever abusive or just icky to everyone else? I mean I fully support laws with respect to animal cruelty, but I think their needs to be tangible harm done. When vets palpate a cows prostate they practically fist the thing with their whole arm. I'm pretty sure it wouldnt give two shits about your average dude's penis.

Its icky for sure, but there doesn't seem to be a tangible or non hypocritical reason to legislate it outside of existing animal cruelty laws and there certainly isn't a leg to stand on with respect to the consent angle when we don't care about animal consent for literally anything else in their lives.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:32

Lord_ExDeath: Nov 21, 2005; That's how it's done...

Why am I even shocked by the number of goons itt that aren't against animal loving?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:43

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

this is all that's left of their proud viking heritage

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:47

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

ever wanted to gently caress a swan??

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:49

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

ArbitraryC posted:

Well yeah but is some lady getting plowed by her golden retriever abusive or just icky to everyone else? I mean I fully support laws with respect to animal cruelty, but I think their needs to be tangible harm done. When vets palpate a cows prostate they practically fist the thing with their whole arm. I'm pretty sure it wouldnt give two shits about your average dude's penis.

Its icky for sure, but there doesn't seem to be a tangible or non hypocritical reason to legislate it outside of existing animal cruelty laws and there certainly isn't a leg to stand on with respect to the consent angle when we don't care about animal consent for literally anything else in their lives.

Actually, I agree. Goatfuckers are seriously hosed up in the head, though, and there needs to be some legal justification for forcibly admitting them before they do anything worse.

Lord_ExDeath posted:

Why am I even shocked by the number of goons itt that aren't against animal loving?

geek social fallacy effect

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:49

dablakh0l: Sep 3, 2002

NurhacisUrn posted:

It keeps getting funnier. Texas and "undetermined"! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

Wow. Who knew Freedom smelled like Horse pussy!

I love how it's TOTALLY LEGAL in the District of Columbia.
I guess we know now what's going on behind closed doors in Washington, DC.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:50

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

dablakh0l posted:

I love how it's TOTALLY LEGAL in the District of Columbia.
I guess we know now what's going on behind closed doors in Washington, DC.

I like how possession is legal literally everywhere, except for the Virgin Islands which aren't even part of the same tectonic plate.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:53

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Lord_ExDeath posted:

Why am I even shocked by the number of goons itt that aren't against animal loving?

I know its hard to wrap your head around the idea that some people might approach sensitive topics that don't really affect them with a rational mind but there it is. It's possible to argue against legislating morality without other tangible reasons while still finding the thing in question distasteful.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:59

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Cardiovorax posted:

It's treated as a misdemeanor, which is the same category as jaywalking, so it might as well not be. Honestly, though, given that animal loving was already illegal by virtue of animal cruelty laws, most people considered the whole thing moralistic posturing. Even animal rights groups didn't see a pressing necessity for this law.

Jaywalking is a regulatory offence not a misdemeanor. Animal cruelty is a misdemeanor or a regulatory offence depending on the kind of pain inflicted and perpetrator's motivation.

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Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

ymgve posted:

what the gently caress

where the gently caress do you work where you have multiple child porn viewers

Also: http://www.thelocal.se/20100915/29004

wtf, sweden

The Swedish National Library preserves copies of all printed material. Doesn't seem that weird to me.

I mean it'd be a pretty poo poo national library if it didn't.

:confused:

Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Aug 26, 2014

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:00

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