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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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how do you even get caught loving some animal

like do people sneak into farms out in the middle of nowhere in the dark of night and stick they dick in horses and poo poo and then get caught by the farmer or something??

Do neighbours hear the deranged groans of some dogfucker and call the police lol

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

the subject is brought up every once in a while in the public debate, but the council of ethics, which is poo poo and should be abolished, keeps trotting out the "as long as the animal doesn't suffer" defense.


her story is really sad :(

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodil_Joensen

quote:

The daughter of a devout Christian mother and an absentee military father, Joensen grew up in the Copenhagen suburb of Hundige. Her mother was often physically abusive, sometimes violently so, and would whip her. At the age of 12, she was possibly raped by a stranger in a railway station — her Danish biography and 1980s interview say that they "just talked" or that she was "nearly raped", but her mother believed she had been actually raped. On returning home to tell her mother, she was beaten and blamed for the incident. Seeking a means to retaliate, she vowed to her mother that when she grew up she would have sex with boars, commenting in interview that her mother was "so shocked, she thought I was allied to the Devil". Turning to animals for affection, her dog became her best friend, companion and lover, and she wore a locket with his picture for the rest of her life.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

SplitSoul posted:

the subject is brought up every once in a while in the public debate, but the council of ethics, which is poo poo and should be abolished, keeps trotting out the "as long as the animal doesn't suffer" defense
How is that not a reasonable defense or really the only metric worth considering? If the animal doesn't suffer what exactly is the crime? Animal cruelty laws already ban everything you need to ban.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Zzulu posted:

how do you even get caught loving some animal

like do people sneak into farms out in the middle of nowhere in the dark of night and stick they dick in horses and poo poo and then get caught by the farmer or something??
actually that's pretty much exactly what happens if the news are to be believed

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
Well duh of course if you show me hd slo mo of a dog all waggin its tail n poo poo I'm gonna get hard this isn't rocket science

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

ArbitraryC posted:

How is that not a reasonable defense or really the only metric worth considering? If the animal doesn't suffer what exactly is the crime? Animal cruelty laws already ban everything you need to ban.

Human laws and ethics don't mostly revolve around the benefit of animals

Hence why you can buy insecticide in any hardware store but not a strapon for Bessie

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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holy lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

quote:

The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor, Washington, died from injuries received during anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse from a stallion and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. It was informally referred to as the "Enumclaw horse sex case". Video footage of Pinyan and a horse was later disseminated through the Internet.

A documentary of the life and death of Pinyan, and the life led by those who came to the farm near Enumclaw, debuted at the Sundance Film Festival 2007 under the title Zoo. It was one of 16 winners out of 856 candidates for the festival, and played at numerous regional festivals in the United States thereafter. Following Sundance, it was also selected as one of the top five American films to be presented at the prestigious Directors Fortnight sidebar at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival.

:psyduck:

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Same thing happens to alle the womens i haave sex with.

Massive penis probs

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
The sounds mr hands makes in that video are excruciating
UGGGGGHHHH

And the giys in the background

Too much?

Did he come?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

yo wtf that swan goin to town on her titty drat my man be gentle!

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
swans are dickbags like that. a swan totally tried to beat my face in once just because i told his girlfriend she had a nice tail. who ddoes that?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Cardiovorax posted:

I like how possession is legal literally everywhere, except for the Virgin Islands which aren't even part of the same tectonic plate.

Lol why does Louisiana say yes instead of legal?

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
Ever since posting here this has been the only forums ad I get

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012


you didnt know about mrhands? lmbo.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I am Danish and have never had sex with an animal, but I would, if I found a very sexy one.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Minimalist Program posted:

I am Danish and have never had sex with an animal, but I would, if I found a very sexy one.



Hello

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

quote:

The investigation, which relied on assistance of experts from the police’s special taskforce on child pornography, came after the library was reported last year for violating Sweden’s laws prohibiting the possession and distribution of child pornography

"the agents are here."
"what have you got?"
"well these mags but were not really sure..."
"let me see. ... Yup, ya see here where this adult person is loving the child? a classic case of a kiddie fiddler."

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

ArbitraryC posted:

How is that not a reasonable defense or really the only metric worth considering? If the animal doesn't suffer what exactly is the crime? Animal cruelty laws already ban everything you need to ban.

because animals should be more than fucktoys for humans. also you can spread dangerous, sometimes resistant pathogens around doing it, i'd imagine - even working with pigs can give you MRSA, for example.

it's hella gross also. hth

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Did that dude ever explain why he knows so much about pedo poo poo?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Demonachizer posted:

Did that dude ever explain why he knows so much about pedo poo poo?

He is literally insane n u shouldn't believe what he says

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if we restrict sex with animals next youll say we cant marry animals its a slippery slope

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



gary oldmans diary posted:

if we restrict sex with animals next youll say we cant put strategically placed holes in our fursuits its a slippery slope

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
A slippery slope is exactly what I'm lookin for wink

Alternatively when I gently caress my sheep I put her right up on the edge of a slippery slope yknow bc

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

bring back branding for animal fuckers

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
Danes are half pig half potato and half man, so it's pretty natural for those disgusting fuckers to be into weird poo poo.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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  • The World Audit ranks Denmark as the world's most democratic and least corrupted country in 2008. It is also second for freedom of press.

  • According to the WHO (2002 stats), Danish women have the lowest incidence of obesity in the EU.

  • A 2007 UNICEF report on child well-being in rich countries ranked Denmark as the 3rd best country overall after the Netherlands and Sweden.

  • Denmark has had no less than 14 Nobel laureates, including 4 in Literature, 5 in Physiology or Medicine, and one Peace prize. With its population of about 5 million, it is one of the highest per capita ratio of any country in the world.

  • Separate studies have ranked Danish people as the happiest in the EU (2007 Cambridge University study), and happiest people in the world (2006 Leicester University study) or 2nd happiest in the world (World Database of Happiness 2000-2009).

  • The world famous building toys Lego are from Denmark.

  • Denmark has the highest employment rate in Europe (75%).

  • Danish people have the lowest income inequality in the world, with a Gini index of 24.7 in 1997.


Perhaps we should learn from the Danes instead of lambasting their ways. Perhaps it is true, that bestiality is well and good if it is so in the lands of the danes

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Just imagine if they'd outlaw the loving of animals, then they'd really be cooking.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

the only way to do this ethically is like that guy who lets his dog gently caress him. you gotta be the bottom if u dont wanna be a rapist

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Zzulu posted:

  • The World Audit ranks Denmark as the world's most democratic and least corrupted country in 2008. It is also second for freedom of press.
  • Danish people have the lowest income inequality in the world, with a Gini index of 24.7 in 1997.

lol at these two

a lot has changed since 1997

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

SplitSoul posted:

because animals should be more than fucktoys for humans. also you can spread dangerous, sometimes resistant pathogens around doing it, i'd imagine - even working with pigs can give you MRSA, for example.

it's hella gross also. hth
But animals should be toys and food for humans? It's not like I'm arguing from the standpoint that I'd like it to be legal for me to gently caress animals, I think it's gross too. I just don't like the idea of legislating morality. There are already animal cruelty laws in effect that make it illegal to harm animals (well without cause at least) so when it comes to examples that don't harm the animal there's really no reason to ban it other than because people think it's icky, which I'm against on principle.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

lol.

What loving kind of creeper documented this wiki article in such detail?

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

Al Borland posted:

lol.

What loving kind of creeper documented this wiki article in such detail?

FT2, a wikipedia administrator

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

SplitSoul posted:

lol at these two

a lot has changed since 1997

at some point in the doc some people show up to speak with a minister but he dodges them and that somehow becomes a real scandal because apparently in denmark you can you just show up to talk with your minister

when i went there in 2009 it seemed like u guys had everything figured out pls tell me more about how austerity ruined everything

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I hate the "it's rape because they can't give consent" because if you can't read a puppy's body language and know it is DTF you must have spergers.

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:FT2/Article_contributions

the primary author/primary contributor on the wikipedia articles for:

Zoophilia
Consent (BDSM)
Erotic sexual denial
Linux startup process
Polyamory
Neo (Matrix character)
Comparison of computer form factors
Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
Zoosexuality
List of war crimes
Zoophilia and health
Watership Down
Satanism
Copyrighted content on file sharing networks
Zoosexuality and the law
Violence in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
Animal marriage
Non-human animal sexuality
Lensman (lol)
List of Labrador Retrievers
Zoosadism
Yitzhak Rabin assassination conspiracy theories
Terminology within polyamory
Values within polyamory
Human animal roleplay
Cultural and historical background of Jesus

tupac holocron fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Aug 26, 2014

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
o boy i guess this guy is kinda famous?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/18/zoophilia_wikiscandal/

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011

Zzulu posted:

[*]According to the WHO (2002 stats), Danish women have the lowest incidence of obesity in the EU.

The who has stats specifically on the obesity rates of women in a given country ?
Edit : does the exclusion of rates for man mean Danish guys are all fat?

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012

babypolis posted:

the only way to do this ethically is like that guy who lets his dog gently caress him. you gotta be the bottom if u dont wanna be a rapist

yo this is a really good point

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

brave nazi aviator posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:FT2/Article_contributions

the primary author/primary contributor on the wikipedia articles for:

Zoophilia
Consent (BDSM)
Erotic sexual denial
Linux startup process
Polyamory
Neo (Matrix character)
Comparison of computer form factors
Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
Zoosexuality
List of war crimes
Zoophilia and health
Watership Down
Satanism
Copyrighted content on file sharing networks
Zoosexuality and the law
Violence in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
Animal marriage
Non-human animal sexuality
Lensman (lol)
List of Labrador Retrievers
Zoosadism
Yitzhak Rabin assassination conspiracy theories
Terminology within polyamory
Values within polyamory
Human animal roleplay
Cultural and historical background of Jesus

Linux startup process

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brave nazi aviator posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:FT2/Article_contributions

the primary author/primary contributor on the wikipedia articles for:

Zoophilia
Consent (BDSM)
Erotic sexual denial
Linux startup process
Polyamory
Neo (Matrix character)
Comparison of computer form factors
Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
Zoosexuality
List of war crimes
Zoophilia and health
Watership Down
Satanism
Copyrighted content on file sharing networks
Zoosexuality and the law
Violence in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
Animal marriage
Non-human animal sexuality
Lensman (lol)
List of Labrador Retrievers
Zoosadism
Yitzhak Rabin assassination conspiracy theories
Terminology within polyamory
Values within polyamory
Human animal roleplay
Cultural and historical background of Jesus

woah

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