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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I wonder how many animals call the police after they been raped


or do you think most of them keep silent out of shame??

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Europe is named after the Phoenician princess Europa of Greek myth who was seduced by Zeus disguised as a bull.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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ever wanted to gently caress a swan??





Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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how do you even get caught loving some animal

like do people sneak into farms out in the middle of nowhere in the dark of night and stick they dick in horses and poo poo and then get caught by the farmer or something??

Do neighbours hear the deranged groans of some dogfucker and call the police lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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holy lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

quote:

The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor, Washington, died from injuries received during anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse from a stallion and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. It was informally referred to as the "Enumclaw horse sex case". Video footage of Pinyan and a horse was later disseminated through the Internet.

A documentary of the life and death of Pinyan, and the life led by those who came to the farm near Enumclaw, debuted at the Sundance Film Festival 2007 under the title Zoo. It was one of 16 winners out of 856 candidates for the festival, and played at numerous regional festivals in the United States thereafter. Following Sundance, it was also selected as one of the top five American films to be presented at the prestigious Directors Fortnight sidebar at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival.

:psyduck:

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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  • The World Audit ranks Denmark as the world's most democratic and least corrupted country in 2008. It is also second for freedom of press.

  • According to the WHO (2002 stats), Danish women have the lowest incidence of obesity in the EU.

  • A 2007 UNICEF report on child well-being in rich countries ranked Denmark as the 3rd best country overall after the Netherlands and Sweden.

  • Denmark has had no less than 14 Nobel laureates, including 4 in Literature, 5 in Physiology or Medicine, and one Peace prize. With its population of about 5 million, it is one of the highest per capita ratio of any country in the world.

  • Separate studies have ranked Danish people as the happiest in the EU (2007 Cambridge University study), and happiest people in the world (2006 Leicester University study) or 2nd happiest in the world (World Database of Happiness 2000-2009).

  • The world famous building toys Lego are from Denmark.

  • Denmark has the highest employment rate in Europe (75%).

  • Danish people have the lowest income inequality in the world, with a Gini index of 24.7 in 1997.


Perhaps we should learn from the Danes instead of lambasting their ways. Perhaps it is true, that bestiality is well and good if it is so in the lands of the danes

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