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do you wish brie bella died in the womb
	come on nikki
	come on brie

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

LAST WEEK ON RAW:

Stephanie McMahon comes out to Daniel Bryan�s music at the start of the show to gloat about her SummerSlam win. Nikki Bella comes out to explain why she did what she did and did it very sarcastically. Brie Bella comes out to wonder why Nikki did what she did and that she hopes that they could still be a team. Nikki then slaps Brie, who runs away from the ring crying.
The Big Show and Mark Henry defeat the Wyatt Family.
Seth Rollins gives a backstage interview about how he beat Dean Ambrose at SummerSlam. A bucket of water is poured onto Seth by Dean Ambrose, and then the two brawl. A few minutes later, Seth begs HHH for a match against Ambrose tonight. HHH agrees.
Natalya defeats Paige by pinfall after Paige is distracted by AJ skipping around the ring.
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon present Brock Lesnar with the new WWE Title belt. After that is done, Paul Heyman cuts a very good promo about how Brock Lesnar will never lose the belt, ever.
The Miz defeats Dolph Ziggler via countout after Dolph superkicks Miz outside of the ring and then falls out and loses because he is very dumb. After the match, Miz tried to attack Ziggler but Dolph gave Miz a Zig Zag.
In the battle of the Real Americans, Cesaro finally beats Jack Swagger. After the match, Bo Dallas comes out to laugh at Jack Swagger losing.
Chris Jericho cuts a promo about Bray Wyatt and how he�ll never give up.
Roman Reigns, Rob Van Dam, and Sheamus defeat Randy Orton and Rybaxel.
Bray Wyatt cuts a promo about Chris Jericho and how he�ll never give up beating him up.
The Rhodes Brothers defeat the Usos.
Rusev and Lana come out to celebrate Russia being better than the USA. Suddenly Mark Henry interrupts and talks about how proud he was to be an American Olympian. Rusev tried to superkick Henry but his foot still hurt from the match the night before. Henry gives Rusev a World�s Strongest Slam and leaves him lying.
Seth Rollins defeats Dean Ambrose in a Falls Count Anywhere match that saw lots of weapon plunder. The finish comes after Seth Rollins gives Ambrose a curb stomp onto the announce table and then through a pile of cinder blocks. Rollins celebrates over Ambrose�s unconscious body to end Raw.

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW TONIGHT:

1. Dean Ambrose is dead and Seth Rollins murdered him!
Why you should care: In the battle between the former Shield members, the feud finally reached a crescendo when Seth Rollins stomped Dean Ambrose�s head through a conveniently placed ringside cinder block pile. Ambrose may be gone a while but Rollins won�t stop talking about him.

2. Old men talk about John Cena!
Why you should care: Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, and Shawn Michaels will talk about John Cena. That�s fine, right?

3. John Cena returns!
Why you should care: We missed you last week, John!

4. John Cena wrestles Bray Wyatt!
Why you should care: Didn�t get enough of this match? Hope you�re ready for some more of it!

5. Rusev vs. Mark Henry!
Why you should care: This one seems fun.

STREAMS FOR TONIGHT

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All this and more, live on Monday Night Raw!

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:42

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Came to see Ambrose and all I got was a bunch of old men.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:02

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

also lol cena vs wyatt

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:03

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

i can't wait to watch ric flair go off script and talk about getting blasted with john cena in hotel bars and why that means he can beat brock lesnar

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:05

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

I can't wait for him to cry.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:06

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

No Brock, no Dean, Cena rapadooing Bray Wyatt, might play 3DS and just have this on in the background.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:08

Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

oatgan posted:

i can't wait to watch ric flair go off script and talk about getting blasted with john cena in hotel bars and why that means he can beat brock lesnar

He gets asked to Reid from the script and he starts crying

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:09

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

also lol cena vs wyatt

Maybe Cena will lose as he sells injuries from his match with BrahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA cena losing :geno:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:15

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I just got laid off from my job. Please be good tonight RAW :smith:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:16

Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

BigRed0427 posted:

I just got laid off from my job. Please be good tonight RAW

sounds like you need booze too

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:17

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

No Dean Ambrose.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:18

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

BigRed0427 posted:

I just got laid off from my job. Please be good tonight RAW

BigRed0427, please do not place your hopes on RAW being good.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:19

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

With no brock to run in I do kinda wonder if they're going all 'poo poo we need heat back on cena' and planning to put him over Wyatt again, but gonna stay positive and assume there'll be Jericho interference or some other non-finish.

(It'll probably be a DQ when Harper and Rowan have to interfere to break up an STF)

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:19

Two Beans: Nov 27, 2003; dabbin' on em; Pillbug

Bard Maddox posted:

4. John Cena wrestles Bray Wyatt!
Why you should care: Didn’t get enough of this match? Hope you’re ready for some more of it!

John Cena buried to the mid-card after his performance at the PPV. Good luck getting out of the doghouse, John.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:20

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

NickRoweFillea posted:

No Brock, no Dean, Cena rapadooing Bray Wyatt, might play 3DS and just have this on in the background.

Anaheim agrees

PWInsider posted:

A large section of the upper bowl is tarped off and tickets were still available at the box office for $20.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:20

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

Odd, Dave just said yesterday it was just about full and likely a sell-out show.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:21

DM Punk: Aug 24, 2004

Kelly Kelly and Maryse are backstage visiting. I can only picture a "meeting of the minds" between Kelly Kelly and Eva Marie

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:21

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

I'm wondering if they're thinking Cena vs Wyatt is a "BIG MAIN EVENT" for Raw to combat Football and the Emmy's? Would make sense at least.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:23

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

I've come back after several days away, I think I can muster enough will and energy to wat-

Bard Maddox posted:

4. John Cena wrestles Bray Wyatt!

Night people, enjoy the show.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:25

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

No Lesnar, I'm asssuming? I might actually make other plans tonight if neither he nor Ambrose are booked.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:27

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Maybe they'll start a losing streak angle with Cena and this is where Bray finally gets the clean win he should've had months ago. :gbsmith:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:27

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Daniel Bryan posted:

Odd, Dave just said yesterday it was just about full and likely a sell-out show.

meltzer just makes poo poo up all the time

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Laycool and the Divas of Doom on the Network :allears:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:27

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

NickRoweFillea posted:

BigRed0427, please do not place your hopes on RAW being good.

Hey, I need anything to hope for right now.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:28

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

BigRed0427 posted:

Hey, I need anything to hope for right now.

Just believe in John Cena.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:31

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

BigRed0427 posted:

Hey, I need anything to hope for right now.

hustle, loyalty, and respect

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:31

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

Thauros posted:

No Lesnar, I'm asssuming? I might actually make other plans tonight if neither he nor Ambrose are booked.

Neither are booked for this show.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:32

Mister E: Oct 2, 2006; by exmarx

Somewhere, Dean Ambrose is waiting. Healing. Planning.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:33

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

I've come back after several days away, I think I can muster enough will and energy to wat-

Night people, enjoy the show.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:33

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

BigRed0427 posted:

Hey, I need anything to hope for right now.

Put it in your self. With perseverance and a little grit, you can make it through this poor time. Also this show will be pretty bomb I think and I'm excited.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:34

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Just believe in John Cena.

I believe in the Shield.

Oh.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:34

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

^ ^

BigRed0427 posted:

Hey, I need anything to hope for right now.

Believe in the Shield.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:35

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Everblight posted:

^ ^

Believe in the Shield.

Believe in Roman Reigns!

BITCH

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:46

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Seth looking sad after doing the cinder block stomp was second only to Dean looking remorseful before he did the stomp in the ring

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:47

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

The Wyatts are all jobbers now.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:50

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Everblight posted:

Believe thaaAAAAATTTTT!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:50

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Everblight posted:

^ ^

Believe in the Shield.

Stupid sexy Roman, the internet keeps telling me to hate you :swoon:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:52

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Jericho: I'm going to come back and put over Bray Wyatt after Cena destroyed him!

Cena: I'm going to come back and destroy Bray Wyatt again because rapadooooooo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:53

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

More Bella acting. WWWYKI

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:54

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RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

DeathChicken posted:

Jericho: I'm going to come back and put over Bray Wyatt after Cena destroyed him!

Cena: I'm going to come back and destroy Bray Wyatt again because rapadooooooo

Me: I'm gonna watch this and enjoy it.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 00:54

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