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A Keg: Jan 7, 2014; by Ralp

Hi GBS, I used to teach GBS how to not be completely miserable about everyting at all times and now I think you guys could use another dose of good times and enjoyable times too.

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Watch a black and white movie with a friend and share a blanket on the couch. Make homemade hummus and have it with celery sticks for a healthy snack while you watch.

I hope everybody here has fun learning to be happy people!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:01

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:02

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Weed.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:03

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Jerk off to increasingly more extreme pornography every day until you find yourself masturbating in front of the Wendy's drive through to get your kicks.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:03

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

plumper fuckbus posted:

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Jerk off to increasingly more extreme pornography every day until you find yourself masturbating in front of the Wendy's drive through to get your kicks.

I was just thinking of wendys

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:04

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

i have no friends op thanks for making me feel worse

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:05

Wintermutant: Oct 2, 2009; Dinosaur Gum

plumper fuckbus posted:

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Jerk off to increasingly more extreme pornography every day until you find yourself masturbating in front of the Wendy's drive through to get your kicks.

lol if you didn't start out masturbating in front of the Wendy's drive through

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:07

Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

plumper fuckbus posted:

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Jerk off to increasingly more extreme pornography every day until you find yourself masturbating in front of the Wendy's drive through to get your kicks.

Filthy casuals...

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:09

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

i want just the tips

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:13

Just Burgs: Jan 15, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

Thanks A Keg! Come back real soon now!!!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:14

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

A Keg posted:

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Watch a black and white movie with a friend

oh...

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:18

Fax Sender: Aug 11, 2013; kiss my ass

watch a black movie with a white friend

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:22

old-timey newspaper gal: Feb 23, 2005

Go about your normal day and correct peoples' grammar condescendingly and tell a little kid "Cats never fart" then make your trenchcoat go *WHOOSH*.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:24

Digiwizzard: Dec 23, 2003; Pork Pro

dedicate your life to allah and join the muhajideen. inshallah

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:25

A Keg: Jan 7, 2014; by Ralp

The movie can't be Clerks or Pi

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:27

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

A Keg posted:

The movie can't be Clerks or Pi

I can't decide between Lethal Weapon or Blue Streak

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:29

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

i prefer the relaxing art of painting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY7zD4BcsJc&t=40s

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:31

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Training Day is a bit intense for my mood, too. Harrumph.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:31

cis white male: Jul 5, 2014; i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

EDWARD SCISSORS AND BIG FISH, burton marathon but just the good ones though!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:33

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

A Keg posted:

Hi GBS, I used to teach GBS how to not be completely miserable about everyting at all times and now I think you guys could use another dose of good times and enjoyable times too.

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: Watch a black and white movie with a friend and share a blanket on the couch.

I'm going to only watch the good parts of American History X then I guess.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:33

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

buildup

punchline

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:34

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTowId2CWHA

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:36

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

My GBS happiness tip for the day is: If you need to lose weight, a good trick is to eat dinner, then forcibly cause yourself to vomit by inducing the gag reflex or syrup of ipecac. Your new you is on the way!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:41

Pillow Clerk: Oct 18, 2008

cis white male posted:

EDWARD SCISSORS AND BIG FISH, burton marathon but just the good ones though!

Ed Wood

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:47

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

Happiness tip: Use money to buy things that make you happy.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:48

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Those were some helpful tips op i really appreciate them and if you don't mind i'd like to add one of my own:

if you can't afford peanut butter right now you can put stale peanut butter flavord generic snack crackers and a half jar of old mayo in a blender, pretty much the same thing tastes great like fresh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:50

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

happiness is a warm gun

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:50

i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

happiness tip: delete your forums account and block somethingawful from your browser

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:52

Juanito: Jan 20, 2004; I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?; Hell Gem

i must compose posted:

happiness tip: delete your forums account and block somethingawful from your browser

worst tip ever

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:53

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

A Keg posted:

Make homemade hummus and have it with celery sticks for a healthy snack while you watch.

Is hummus really that easy / worth it to make?

I will make it if it costs 2 dollars or less.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:57

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Juanito posted:

worst tip ever

I don't know, have you tried having sex with me!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 05:59

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Atma posted:

Is hummus really that easy / worth it to make?

I will make it if it costs 2 dollars or less.

Can of chickpeas is like $.80, use walnuts instead of pine nuts on the cheap, toss in some olive oil and garlic salt and literally anything else you have lying around and pur�e it. You now have a quick awesome snackeroo.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 06:04

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

puree? gently caress you fancy boy

# ? Aug 26, 2014 06:11

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.