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Did you buy your child an account?
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I already did 4 11.43%
goku 31 88.57%
Total: 35 votes
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
buy them an account on the day of their birth and give it to them as a present much later.

This way you can bring a little joy into their lives and our's.

If you adopt, you don't have a real child. You just have a stranger in your house.

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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Don't tell me how to live my life you piece of poo poo.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

N. Senada posted:

If you adopt, you don't have a real child. You just have a stranger in your house.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Should've picked I <3 Cum b/c that's where miracles come from or cum frum

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

N. Senada posted:

If you adopt, you don't have a real child.

recycled baby

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

N. Senada posted:

buy them an account on the day of their birth and give it to them as a present much later.

This way you can bring a little joy into their lives and our's.

If you adopt, you don't have a real child. You just have a stranger in your house.

Like I'd want my kid hanging out with you people. :rolleyes:

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


i would never buy my child a forums account, not even as a punishment

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

I can babysit your child. I'm basically still a child mentally so I can get along with them fairly easily. But I will berate the poo poo out of them for playing console games.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
aartek joke

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

thats abuse

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

can i buy a child for my account?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I cant have kids.

Thanks a lot, OP. Yeh dingus!

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
my child will never know about something awful

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

in 20 years it's just gonna be the same people making the same jokes, w/ added asides about prostate cancer. not sure i want to introduce a child to that.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

psyopmonkey posted:

I cant have kids.

Thanks a lot, OP. Yeh dingus!

This means the system works because we need virile posters to populate the future forum.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZy5S-jUIlw

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
a fresh twist on the "buy him/her/it account" catchphrase

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sriC7iOxwR8

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
OP did this stupid idea come to you because you want the noob baby avatar to actually belong to a baby?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
It'd be simpler to get an account any random day and then buy a child to match it

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

N. Senada posted:

If you adopt, you don't have a real child. You just have a stranger in your house.

one day they will snap and kill you, just like a pitbull

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