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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Langdon Alger.

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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Has Maury Povich proven you are the father yet?

If so and if it's a girl give her a name that's something sexy slutty to give her motivation. No fat chick names like Cathy or Abby.

oops! Almost forgot to provide a name... Womb Forall or Hot Knockers

Liquid Chicken fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Aug 26, 2014

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Laszlo Panaflex

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
Fuckboy

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gordy

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

name it HOrdy Dandar

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
Mamalakapoopooday

Christopher

Future of Disappointment

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Leland Fuckhammer

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Oliver,
Isaac,
Kyle kickflip Jones
Gino
Rat nose eddy
Finkle
Sabrizzio
Antonio Salazar
Paolo
Too tall tony lombago
Petey Pete
The earl
Pablo Escobar
Boss Stevens
Dirk the dart
Lonny
Jimmy five fingers
Fatherbitch mothergay
Herculetes
Nappy headed Norman
Jesus
Weewooweewooweewoo (police sounds)
Slutboy
Paul mccartney

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
Nathaniel and Superfly

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
We really need to know the last name to pick a good name, but you should go with something like Big or That or Wee as a first name.

Curtis of Nigeria
Jan 9, 2009
Sir Gentleman

PenguinBob
Oct 12, 2000
Gorton Fahrtmilcher.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Faniel and Clintette

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
bottom bitch bob

Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
Bloodfart

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
Bort

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"GBS"

Future Mrs Booger
Jan 18, 2012
Seven

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
barack obama

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Lord.
That way whenever they are called by their full name - it will sound dignified.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

scarycave posted:

Lord.
That way whenever they are called by their full name - it will sound dignified.

Holy poo poo that's really good

I dunno about in the US but over here in the UK the formal title for male children is "master" so if it were a boy it would be "Master Lord"

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Name

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
lol that is a very goony OP. make sure to back it up so when your child is like 14 he/she can read it

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




scarycave posted:

Lord.
That way whenever they are called by their full name - it will sound dignified.

Especially if the ops surname is Lord. Kid'll be a double lord.

e: wait, call it "Gay" if your surname's Lord.

Think we need to know your surname if we're to make an informed decision here.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
god emperor lastname

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

The Protagonist posted:

i will honestly name it richard lowtax and post the birth cert if i get free avatars for life

You're gonna do great!

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
TUROK! the dinosaur hunter.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Muhammad Islam

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Phil Niekro Jr.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

name him lifesizepotato

...after his father..

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Khaleesi Fagborn

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

FuhrerHat posted:

USE AS MANY CONSONANTS AS POSSIBLE

Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff - because you can't yell his name.

Or name him after me and watch his teachers have an aneurysm.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
is it a girl? name is Cumdumpster because that's what she'll be from about 16 onwards

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005
Tonyhawk Proskater

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Abobo

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
highlander

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Ebrola

ramenpower
May 6, 2007

Society must take every means at its disposal to defend itself against the emergence of a parallel power which defies the elected power
If it's a boy, Super judge von Goku.

If it's a girl have an abortion

Edit ok if you're a sap name her Salazandra Atomika Von Guttenberg.


There must be Von in this name somewhere

ramenpower fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Aug 26, 2014

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Nastyman posted:

:toxx: or you beta as gently caress

Oh poo poo forgot all about toxxin

Yeah :toxx: for this

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