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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
So I guess this lady I do it with sometimes is gonna plop out a little human larva thing that shares me genes, or something? It's all very bewildering and she keeps bugging me about what sound to utter at it for identification purposes but nothing I throw out sticks.

Names so far shot down:

Biff
Spiff
Spliff
Superfly
Goku


jfc I'm at my wits end here

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

gotta go with kayson or braden

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
A$AP Aiden

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
Jeff Weedlord Boner I'm Gay

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Bishop

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Skaggs

Wilson

Watson

Mcgillicutty

Dobson

Quinn

Zardoz

Tanye

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Imus Gaius

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007
Super Saiyan 4 Goku sounds a little more sophisticated than just Goku.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

adolf gaylord

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Someplaces get all bitchy if you try to name your kid Hitler but I think you can get by with some minor changes

Aldolf Hatler

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Aatrek

You know it's right

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
who are some kid that their father killed themself?

name him that

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Why would you name it GBS ha ha ha

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
You are a stupid obese ugly oval office and your wife is a fat trashy disgusting whore, so you should name it Becky, Darlene or David

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
fred durst

sillyloquy
Dec 4, 2008
Congratulations

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welyche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderrassumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischensternartigraum, Senior.

E: With all the copy errors, too.

America Inc. fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Aug 26, 2014

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Elliot

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


richard lowtax

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

Anime

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i will honestly name it richard lowtax and post the birth cert if i get free avatars for life

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



e:nm

Kvlt! fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Aug 26, 2014

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
Liam
Noah
Ethan
Mason
Logan
Lucas
Jacob
Jackson
Aiden
Jack
Elijah
Luke
James
Benjamin
William
Michael
Alexander
Oliver
Daniel
Owen
Henry
Gabriel
Matthew
Carter
Ryan
Wyatt
Jayden
Andrew
Connor
Caleb
Nathan
Link
Raiden
Vegeta
Ozma
Ralp
Caleb


(ye olde names and names that end in N are popular now)

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
fartgobbler

tell her its biblical but in the original aramaic

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0g8bwYzMyU

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
okay Raiden is top of the list right now

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Jesse

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Lowtax Jr, obviously.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
it's kinda fascinating to see how names come and go in waves in rather short bursts too, but some are always at the same level of popularity. or that boys names end up being girls names on a large scale. resurgance of biblical type names is kinda weird too

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ultimate warrior or kane

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

oh poo poo and raiden has been dethroned

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Xaris posted:

it's kinda fascinating to see how names come and go in waves in rather short bursts too, but some are always at the same level of popularity. or that boys names end up being girls names on a large scale. resurgance of biblical type names is kinda weird too
The ones that come and go are probably just statistical blips.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

The Protagonist posted:

So I guess this lady I do it with sometimes is gonna plop out a little human larva thing that shares me genes, or something? It's all very bewildering and she keeps bugging me about what sound to utter at it for identification purposes but nothing I throw out sticks.

Names so far shot down:

Biff
Spiff
Spliff
Superfly
Goku


jfc I'm at my wits end here

DR.DOOM

blood baron

the second coming of (your name here)

billy jimmy timmy

bobtodd

miller time

spuds

jack hoff

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Name your child Poopoocaca Hitler Peepee.


please change your last name to Peepee to make this possible.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
brandonoley

billiam so you can call him will for short


snake

stallion

badass (so he can only disapoint you)

pick one name like pete or george name every kid the same name.

gaylord fokker

horace

donkeyface

donkeydick

ladasha

abcdefg

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
Cox McSuckens

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Handy

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

death to white mommyblogggin women

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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

You are a stupid obese ugly oval office and your wife is a fat trashy disgusting whore, so you should name it Becky, Darlene or David

DAVID WAS FROM DOWN THE STREET!

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