Name my kid GBS

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Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

Cadillac Jack Riviera

and you have to dress him in fur at all times, even in the summer.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:19

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:09

Doug Sisk: Sep 11, 2001

What surname are we working with here? I am always a fan of rhyming first name and surname.
Alternatively, call him Doug Sisk please.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:27

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

vinnie von vinnie

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:30

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

lando calrissian

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:35

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

master bater

batman

shazzam

hermano

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:37

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Doug Sisk posted:

What surname are we working with here? I am always a fan of rhyming first name and surname.
Alternatively, call him Doug Sisk please.

I would share except it's really uncommon so it probably wouldn't be hard to pin down who I am which is an uncomfortable prospect wrt goons

The last of many syllables is bach though

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:26

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

poor lastname

so people feel bad for your goon progeny, and tell him so.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:27

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

Ringo Mandingo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:28

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Ringo Mandingo

fandingo mandingo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:29

LifeSizePotato: Mar 3, 2005

johann sebastian

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:29

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Gilford McGillicutty
Schpankoon
Gyrant Plampford
Tyrus
Palindromemordnilap
Gwynythye

Here's a few from my scrapped Ayn Rand fanfic:
Heroes
Strom Howell
Dymon Haight
Channon Chowell
Hogarth Clyborne

Villains/Second Handers
Agwythe Werm
Sneavly Wiles
Billingsworth Stools
Munch Blunderbickle

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:38

Fagmaster: Aug 21, 2004

adolf spicler the mexican hitler

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:42

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

marthus

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:44

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

swampthing

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:58

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Reddita Facebook McTumblr

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:00

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

Krillin

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:01

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

hawk
dog
rat
cat
bull
hedgehog
bear
boar
weasel

remington
winchestor
smithwesson
browning
colt
12gauge

steel
camaro
elcamino
ferarri
mustang
comet
dodge
ford
ram
nova

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:02

Lucy Heartfilia: May 31, 2012

Obama

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:02

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Obama

Thats the one.

Close it down.

Good job everyone.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:03

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Osama bin Anitasarkeesian

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:03

The Gilded Age: Mar 28, 2010

Poop hahaha jk

I'm sorry

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:10

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

Gay Jesus

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:11

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Quickscope420dad posted:

Gay Jesus

Jesus Gay Blackman

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:15

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

psyopmonkey posted:

Jesus Gay Blackman

His name was homo blackchrist

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:16

enzeen: Sep 23, 2010

Thisizm Eye O'Face

:q:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:16

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

chalupa batman

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:17

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Seven

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:18

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Elliot Rodgers

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:19

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Kitchner posted:

Elliot Rodgers

this is a pr0 name

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:19

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Jihadi John

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:19

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Gyshall posted:

chalupa batman

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:20

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

winston kool smokessmith

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

The Protagonist posted:

I would share except it's really uncommon so it probably wouldn't be hard to pin down who I am which is an uncomfortable prospect wrt goons

The last of many syllables is bach though

Whishdey Wouldaput Mebach

(say it out loud, it'll grow on you)

# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:22