Name my kid GBS

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The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

So I guess this lady I do it with sometimes is gonna plop out a little human larva thing that shares me genes, or something? It's all very bewildering and she keeps bugging me about what sound to utter at it for identification purposes but nothing I throw out sticks.

Names so far shot down:

Biff
Spiff
Spliff
Superfly
Goku

jfc I'm at my wits end here

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 06:44

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:02

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

i will honestly name it richard lowtax and post the birth cert if i get free avatars for life

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 07:04

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

okay Raiden is top of the list right now

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 07:09

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

shiksa posted:

kane

oh poo poo and raiden has been dethroned

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 07:17

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Xaris posted:

death to white mommyblogggin women

this is not a very good or practical name

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 07:45

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Yivgev posted:

hortence, the mule-faced girl

don't, don't even loving joke about that*

*it being a girl

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 07:58

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Nastyman posted:

or you beta as gently caress

Oh poo poo forgot all about toxxin

Yeah :toxx:

for this

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 16:57

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Doug Sisk posted:

What surname are we working with here? I am always a fan of rhyming first name and surname.
Alternatively, call him Doug Sisk please.

I would share except it's really uncommon so it probably wouldn't be hard to pin down who I am which is an uncomfortable prospect wrt goons

The last of many syllables is bach though

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 18:26

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Why the gently caress would you name your child GBS?
You are the worst parent.

you already got beat to this really really really lame joke

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 20:37

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

TOILETLORD posted:

make him a future yet manly serial killer

Frank Castle

oh poo poo...oh poo poo

we may have a winner

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 21:03

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

goddamn frank castle and raiden get shot down because they sound like videogame names but she likes kane :wtc:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 21:10

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Apparently Kane means 'Fighter' in old Irland somehow according to the lady so that's appealing to her given her ancestry.

Narciss posted:

I really hope, for this child's sake, that the OP (and most of the posts in this thread) are jokes.

They probably aren't, and that makes me very afraid.

eh you're afraid of black people and probably lots of other unscary things too

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 01:55

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:02

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

right now its wolfgang amadeus vs fightmaster longdong in my mind

kane is getting some actual unironic legs in the running too

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 05:55

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