What are you wearing, gbs?

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Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Phil Niekro posted:

a thick coat of chest and leg hair

more like

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:54

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Iron Maiden shirt.

That's it.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:02

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

I might get laid later so chain mail and crocs.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:06

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

purple velour fedora
orange velour thong
a smile

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:09

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:10

Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

just a traditional hakama

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:12

Phil Niekro: Jun 4, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

more like

its thick around the nipples

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:14

Not Today Satan: Apr 18, 2007

A smile.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:39

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

more like

that's me too

p sure that means i'm more evolved or something, also the nipple hair thing

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:41

punipuni: Mar 10, 2014

Skin.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:42

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

punipuni posted:

Skin.

Take it off

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:44

punipuni: Mar 10, 2014

Shoehead posted:

Take it off

Good idea.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:46

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:47

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011; Can't post for 5 hours!

silk dragon shirt, jean shorts (i call em jorts, heh) white tube socks, some birkenstocks, and a pendant I got from an anime flea market booth (it has my birthstone which is also the birthstone of goku :smug:

)

also my glasses which i got at walmart, had to save money cause the pendant nearly wiped out my monthly SSI income (it was 75$! wow!). gotta save up for when tenguku no sensuratisu season 2 box set comes out later this month!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 16:50

imandyyo: Mar 19, 2012

A nice thick coating of jizz.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:08

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

pm me a pic of ur crystal

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:15

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Sleeveless workout shirt and basketball shorts.

I just woke up. @_@

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:18

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Sleeveless workout shirt and basketball shorts.

I just woke up. @_@

pm me a pic of ur crystal

# ? Aug 26, 2014 17:22

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

wool/cashmere blend slacks, blue button down shirt, hermes tie, socks, underwear and shoes.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:26

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

i am so naked right now, you dont even know

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:27

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Cardiovorax posted:

i am so naked right now, you dont even know

pics or gtfo

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:29

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Hogge Wild posted:

pics or gtfo

http://i.imgur.com/eYPD2RC.jpg :nws:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:35

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Cardiovorax posted:

http://i.imgur.com/eYPD2RC.jpg

now we know

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:40

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

truth

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:42

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:45

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Blue jeans
Black T-shirt with an obscure reference that nobody understands
blue check button-up
Black Pork Pie (optional)
Lanyard (Ontario Reign) with all my school keys
Omega Speedmaster Professional
Hi-Tec Multisport shoes
Wigwam Socks
Saxx underwear

# ? Aug 26, 2014 21:29

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

genesplicer posted:

Black T-shirt with an obscure reference that nobody understands

is it an scp shirt?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 21:31

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

A banana hammock and boat shoes.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 23:42

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

cum

# ? Aug 26, 2014 23:42

Overwined: Sep 22, 2008; Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

B.H. Facials posted:

A banana hammock and boat shoes.

A banana grabber and flip-flops.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 23:44

100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I am wearing a fuchsia button up shirt and blue jeans, both of which are sopping wet.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 23:59

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

Overwined posted:

A banana grabber and flip-flops.

That is also appropriate attire while aboard a cabin cruiser.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 00:24

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

a smile and your mom's op

# ? Aug 27, 2014 00:26

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Cardiovorax posted:

is it an scp shirt?

Actually it reads "Obscure reference that nobody understands"

# ? Aug 27, 2014 02:32

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

nothing, since it would damage my mucus layer, rendering me unable to slip past morning commuters effortlessly.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 02:41

tupac holocron: Apr 23, 2008; The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

i'm just a head

# ? Aug 27, 2014 02:43

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Black dress pants (Banana Republic). White dress shirt (Banana Republic). Black blazer (H&M). Chelsea boots (Zappos, David Tate). OPI "Not Tonight, Honey!" nail polish with seche-vite fast drying top coat. Biofinity contact lenses.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 02:44