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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Lmao I got banned for quoting Clapton.
*Would you know im gayyyyy, if I shitpost in heavennnnnn*

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fandyien posted:

full english breakfasts look like poo poo - its basically got like two good parts, the eggs and the sausages

most of the time the sausages are cheap poo poo and cooked badly too

the eggs are sometimes ok

I get a full English like once every five years because I've forgotten how bad they are

LITERALLY nearly threw up last ttime I ate one, grease grease grease

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

english cuisine is notoriously the shittiest garbage on the planet y'all are basically a bunch of virgins talking about pussy

Name notable dishes from american cuisine.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Fandyien posted:

full english breakfasts look like poo poo - its basically got like two good parts, the eggs and the sausages

bunch of fuking snobs who don't understand the working man itt BEEANS? #HASH BROWNS??!!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
hash browns taste like poo poo too

ain't even any weed in them!!!

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Moola posted:

hash browns taste like poo poo too

ain't even any weed in them!!!

gently caress you. gently caress everything you stand for

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
they have the texture of deep fried vomit

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



do you guys do hash browns differently or something because those fuckin own

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

Ponce de Le0n posted:

Name notable dishes from american cuisine.

lol r u loving serious

i can't even



lool






you poor deprived thing

jfc


have a seat kid, fireside chat. lemme tell you about a little thing called bbq. and tex mex. and cajun. new england seafood. hawaiian. cuban. puerto rican. southwestern.

lol you live in a shitass little country the size of a postage stamp sorry u don't know about culture

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I love beans tho

egg beans and bacon is good

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I love beans tho

egg beans and bacon is good

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
also

I love beans

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

did u no that food is supposed to taste good and is not supposed to be some rubbery boiled bullshit you choke down so u dont die FACT

Floppy Dingo
Jan 11, 2012

I've made so much money from Goku's Pants
I seem to remember a news article about Sussex or something like that where they found a 9 month old infant's desiccated remains in his crib because the mother simply stopped feeding him and the general consensus was "Yep, England sucks".

So this really isn't surprising.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
yeah but equally hosed up poo poo like that happens in America and everywhere

England sucks, America sucks, everywhere sucks nuke the world tbh m8.........dot

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Ponce de Le0n posted:

Name notable dishes from american cuisine.

There isn't any American cuisine, because we've only existed for 200 years, square bear

You, on the other hand, have been living in your bog lands for untold millenia, exist next to the food capital of the world, and still eat soggy beans on toast for breakfast

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

at least merka has fried alligator and brisket and steak fajitas and oyster po boys

Floppy Dingo
Jan 11, 2012

I've made so much money from Goku's Pants

Moola posted:

yeah but equally hosed up poo poo like that happens in America and everywhere

England sucks, America sucks, everywhere sucks nuke the world tbh m8.........dot

tru fax

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

there is so much goddamn american cuisine do y'all nourish yourself exclusively with flavorless odorless nutrient rich protein paste wtf is your problem(s)

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

provincial rear end boiled beef eating bitches

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

*shovels towering spoonfuls of blood pudding into my gaping cracked and yellowed maw* blimey chuffed to be enjoying some ruddy good british cuisine wot bully i say bully

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
watching man vs food and food is good now I'm hungry

*eyes cupboard full of beans, sausages and mashed potatoes*

ughhhhhhhhhhh

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 689 days!)

*quivers jowls britishly*

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

i had proper english breakfast once in my life at the age of 12 at a b&b in the town of littlehampton. the nice lady had arranged the food in the shape of a happy face. then an earwig crawled out from under the fried egg and i ate candy for breakfast that day.

welp that's my english cuisine story

Bharatrocity
Oct 20, 2005

One day son, all I own will still belong to the state

gently caress, was hoping this was a cricket thread

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
don't get me started on our sport

Cricket sucks, football sucks, golf is boring as all hell

rugby is ok mind

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

ElGroucho posted:

There isn't any American cuisine

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
i like england because there is a bunch of castles and quaint villages and i can go there and pretend to be a level 30 wizard

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Fojar38 posted:

i like england because there is a bunch of castles and quaint villages and i can go there and pretend to be a level 30 wizard

reminder that fojar writes wow fan-fic lmao

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

i like england because there is a bunch of castles and quaint villages and i can go there and pretend to be a level 30 wizard

this is fun

I'm in Devon lots of castles and cool roman poo poo I love it

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Every night when I go to bed I thank The Founding Fathers for the fact the America escaped form the empire before they could force the unholy travesty that is cricket upon us.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

SplitSoul posted:

reminder that fojar writes wow fan-fic lmao

Doobie cuck fic is where it's at now

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
lol fojar how'd you get banned 37 times? thats a lot of goatse

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Britain made great leaping strides in pioneering sodomy.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
the simple invention of the taco blows all british food out of the water like a lil tiny babbie wearing arm floatsies

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Moola posted:

this is fun

I'm in Devon lots of castles and cool roman poo poo I love it

i dated a girl. named devon once lets just say i put my roman soldier inside her cASStle if u catch my need for speed tokyo drift

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
ilikedirt, i like you :ocelot: that was some Chaucer class right there.

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

lol y'all are too dumb to exist
Unfortunately I was, because I'm a mistake :downs: that word describes a lot of british cooking (outside of desserts because holy gently caress victorian sponge cake is orgasmic)

Harrower posted:

Britain made great leaping strides in pioneering sodomy.
Pioneering? Didn't we ban it until the 60s?

Oh-ho no wait I live in Scotland, we banned it until the 80s :v: yaaaaay protestant fuckwits

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Kombotron posted:

lol at multiculturalism

respect my love of raping children

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Morkyz posted:

Every night when I go to bed I thank The Founding Fathers for the fact the America escaped form the empire before they could force the unholy travesty that is cricket upon us.
You'd think so, but the first recognised international cricket match was United States of America versus British Empire's Canadian Province. Although a ton of people in the US in 1844 were recent English immigrants, I guess.

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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

FinalGamer posted:

ilikedirt, i like you :ocelot: that was some Chaucer class right there.

Unfortunately I was, because I'm a mistake :downs: that word describes a lot of british cooking (outside of desserts because holy gently caress victorian sponge cake is orgasmic)

Pioneering? Didn't we ban it until the 60s?

Oh-ho no wait I live in Scotland, we banned it until the 80s :v: yaaaaay protestant fuckwits

Lol if you think banning sodomy of any sort stopped anyone from actually doing it. Also they had the biggest gently caress off navy for a few hundred years you better believe they were going hog wild with sodomy.

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