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hemale in pain posted:You're thinking of the other guy. 
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My buddies call me "Scorpion" because I'm a scorpio on the horoscope chart, and because of my brittle carapace. My gait has been described as a "scuttle."
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Nick names improve productivity and synergy. If you give someone with a long name like "William" a short nicker like "Willie," you've just saved time. That time is priceless. However this wouldn't work if you nick named William "Wagon Wheel Willie," because that has more letters + syllables then his regular name, which equals more time saying his name and less time on productivity.
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No. 6 posted:Ok, lots of us probably have nicknames and i thought itd be fun to share the stories of how we got our nicknames. here's mine: when i was in elementary school there was this retarded kid in my grade. Even back then we knew something was wrong with him because his face was kind of hosed up and he had this weird slow way of blinking so anyway people used to gently caress with him a lot. i'd walk up to him with some french fries and say "mmm tasty poo, i'm eating poo right now, would you like some" and hed say something like "uhhh...yeah,...sure..." and id be like "I like poo. I'm eating it right now" and i'd eat a french fry and he'd be like "what's wrong with you why are you eating poo, poo is yucky" and i'd be like "mmmMMMmmmmmmm poo." things like that would happen a lot like I'd say "this isn'ta popsicle its a dick and I'm sucking it" (a lot of my pranks were food related) and i'd rub it all over my face and let it dribble down my chin chanting "dick. suck. dick. suck." the whole time while he'sd just stand there lookjing perplexed like the retard he was and say things like "please stop thats not appropriate" and "is your mommy around anywhere? do you have a caretaker?" anyway, I looked just like him only uglier, my face has NO symmetry at all and so I guess thats why everyone called me "the retard" and the name just sort of stuck. I'm pretty sure I know you.. op. Are you the guy who did a really good black face? Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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This is why they should write your name on a piece of paper when you're born.
Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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that guy is old, too old. Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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Aug 26, 2014 22:32
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Since I don't know when I was born I just look at the horoscopes and pick the best one. Just one of the many benefits of living "off the grid."
Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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Fandyien posted:That's not Al Borland. Al Borland posts under the name "black man 5" and has for years. where's the 69th black man lol Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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I betrayed a good friend and am now cursed to be forever known as Eggs Benedict.
Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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it's very important for a six year old to understand tbe concept of nicknaming people and operating heavy farm equipment or lifting boxes, because if they can do those things than they can get a sweet nickname for themselves as well.
Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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If I had a 9-yo daughter I would give her assault rifles and bazookas and poo poo. She'd be a pisces because that's what I am, and get a calm nature from her mother.
Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. e; Eurogoon here. Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Nick names improve productivity and synergy. If you give someone with a long name like "William" a short nicker like "Willie," you've just saved time. That time is priceless. However this wouldn't work if you nick named William "Wagon Wheel Willie," because that has more letters + syllables then his regular name, which equals more time saying his name and less time on productivity. This is classic misdirection. It takes one to know one op. Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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Mega64 posted:I don't know what you guys are talking about. Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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Tezzor posted:My buddies call me "Scorpion" because I'm a scorpio on the horoscope chart, and because of my brittle carapace. My gait has been described as a "scuttle." my buddies also called me scorpion, because of one time when i poo poo myself playing mortal kombat Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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hemale in pain posted:that guy is old, too old. must be nice, to be able to tell how old a person is. i myself can't tell anyone apart, or even tell people apart from objects, which is why they call me "mr. magoo" Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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generally i'm against the concept of nicknames, i think people should have less names, rather than more. I'm not good at remembering names due to a brain injury that affected my memory, they say my nickname used to be "The Refrigerator" which is plausible because i'm massively fat and totally chill, but generallyi'm against the concept of nicknames, i think people should have less names rather than more. I'm not good at remembering names and my sexuality is a mess, i can never remember who i want to gently caress, or who i have already hosed, due of a brain injury that affected my memory 
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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I wish all Americans would take their permanent markers and nickname themselves. Save the rest of the world the trouble.
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The jews have lots of good nicknames, like "161135," "183794," "A11321," "202448" etc
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LifeSizePotato posted:still waiting for tezzor to show up so we can ship this to byob where it belongs i don't answer to "tezzor" anymore. please, call me "code red" because i like getting brutally hazed by muscle marines screaming at me to drink mountain dew Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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this would not have happened if the instructor had a gun too late? |
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hemale in pain posted:i never have because guns are illegal in my country. we've not had a school shooting since 1996. What kind of hosed-up country do you live in where your kids don't shoot each other on a daily basis? |
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a creepy colon posted:Kids were trained w swords, the most tech adv killing weapon all the time hmm yes this stands up to scrutiny and isn't tremendously retarded |
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Corey Plumper posted:The jews did this its true, the uzi is an israeli weapon |
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guns dont kill people |
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ded posted:this would not have happened if the instructor had a gun He had a gun, he was just stupid enough to give it to someone who knew how to use it. |
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guns don't kill people, 9 year olds kill people lock that bitch up and throw away the key, murdering motherfucker |
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have you guys seen the new cz75? poo poo looks tight
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PuTTY riot posted:its true, the uzi is an israeli weapon it was the jews who killed that man then |
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| On a serious note hopefully the kid had her eyes closed and as soon as the adults realized what happened they rushed her away. That's the kind of thing that under the right circumstances you can be lied to and told "oh he was fine, don't worry about it" and hopefully prevent the lifetime of mental scarring something like that can cause, but if she saw chunks of brain all over the pavement then that'll be pretty hard to do. | |
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LifeSizePotato posted:must be nice, we have them literally every day. being shot at school is the leading cause of death among american children you sure owned that dude with your irony about how mass shootings dont occur every day in the US, lol. (they only happen like four times a week AT BEST, eurotards) |
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I wonder how many of the parents who insist on teaching proper firearm usage and safety at age 9 also insist on Abstinence only sex education. |
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LifeSizePotato posted:must be nice, we have them literally every day. being shot at school is the leading cause of death among american children this would be p.funny ironic post if it wasn't true |
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limeincoke posted:I wonder how many of the parents who insist on teaching proper firearm usage and safety at age 9 also insist on Abstinence only sex education. The only loads you should be shooting are from a gun. |
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Tezzor posted:i'm sorry that people say such mean things about your ownership of useless dangerous overpriced toys just because tens of thousands of people are killed with them every year. not "people," just obnoxious morons like you |
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good thing the mods want to sweep the racist belligerence of the goon gunowning population under the rug
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give her the chair |
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