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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
A floater is your toilets way of saying "I Love You."

Enjoy ever bowel movement, it might be your last.

Life is only as lovely as you make it.

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



life sucks theres nothing to live for

there is no meaning to anything

we are mold on an orange

gently caress jews

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
my fart smell

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

What's the deal with airplane food?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Nature is most fundamentally binary in nature. We are all just part of a system built upon an absence or an existence, completely randomized, interacting, and evolving.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
ever wonder how ppl that live in jungles or on little islands shave even if tgey dont have metal?? well they dont they just yank the hairs out true story

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

same

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
it's gay

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

life is like life.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

There are probably not many people who watch both Cosmos and Honey Boo Boo.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

its dumb and gay

edit: beaten

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


like a box of chocolates

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

like a box of chocolates

put chocolates in your underwear. Then reach in and pull out some melted chocolate and eat it. laughs will be had by all.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
gently caress this dead gay earth

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
nearly all violence is done by men.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

Egbert Souse posted:

There are probably not many people who watch both Cosmos and Honey Boo Boo.

People watch a lot of television

that is m/ observation

about life

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

like a box of chocolates

doesn't last long for fat people

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Neo Duckberg posted:

doesn't last long for fat people

i lold

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Broenheim posted:

gently caress this dead gay earth

you deserve a medal for this posting

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

I saw "there's a rat @ Rodgers" on a train car today and I'm not sure if it was an inside joke or referring to an animal or a snitch and I was saddened by the fact that I will never fully understand the rat at rodgers

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

bitchtard posted:

I saw "there's a rat @ Rodgers" on a train car today and I'm not sure if it was an inside joke or referring to an animal or a snitch and I was saddened by the fact that I will never fully understand the rat at rodgers

you don't seem to be posting as much as usual. are you okay? did you get a life?

Gusano
Dec 15, 2013
jesus was gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

there is nothing new under the sun

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

THS posted:

there is nothing new under the sun

your gay

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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THS posted:

there is nothing new under the sun

but above the sun...

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
it burns when i pee but thats how i know im still alive

Hitler420
Jun 11, 2014

by Ralp
gas your enemies and smoke weed

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Neo Duckberg posted:

but above the sun...

relative to what?? makes u think

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
Life goes on.

A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!

A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork. Looks, throws, catches, hustles - part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don't field, what is he? You follow me? No one! Sunny day, the stands are full of fans.

What does he have to say? "I'm goin' out there for myself. But I get nowhere unless the team wins."

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
If you stick your finger in your butt you are normal. Everyone has done it. Same thing about your nose.

Now if you are sticking your finger in your butt and you are an adult, well, you might be gay.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i stick my finger in my nose sometimes and i think everyone does that

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013
It ends, and until you come face to face with a life ending event (shot, heart attack, cancer, etc) you have no loving clue what death means other than as an abstract that happens to "those other fucks".

Sleep well!

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
odds are when you die it will be in your sleep

g'nite

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bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

If you stick your finger in your butt you are normal. Everyone has done it. Same thing about your nose.

Now if you are sticking your finger in your butt and you are an adult, well, you might be gay.

Lol gently caress that it feels great

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