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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

lets hear some stories about your experiences at Blockbuster video

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skog
Aug 20, 2009
I got molested at one while trying to get dusk till dawn 2 on vhs

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
people lol at blockbuster but one day we will all be lol ing at apple and facebook as the bellweathers of an age gone by

makes u think

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

skog posted:

I got molested at one while trying to get dusk till dawn 2 on vhs

same

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
The gently caress you mean I didn't rewind that tape? One dollar charge?! I'll loving kill you!

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?
I used to work at one in the early 00s and helped to make it eventually go out of business.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

skog posted:

I got molested at one while trying to get dusk till dawn 2 on vhs

I came for that movie

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

i discovered a lot of old animes back in the VHS days thanks to blockbuster

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
theres a super hot vid floating around the net of some dude getting a bj from a co-worker at one

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Prettz posted:

i discovered a lot of old animes back in the VHS days thanks to blockbuster

sorry for your loss

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i watched a dude get molested while trying to rent dusk til dawn 2

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i remember they never had anything worth watching.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
One time when I was a kid I wanted to rent Robin Hood: Men in Tights but my dad didn't want to because the title sounded too gay. I didn't end up seeing it until a few years later when I watched it at a friend's house. That's my Blockbuster Video story.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?
I was going to write up a huge post about working there half of my life ago but will narrow it down to this story:

Once I got tired of working for minimum wage I would let my friends come in and select stacks of DVDs and x-box and ps2 games. They would wait in line and eventually come to the counter and I would scan their membership card and then one of their choices (usually the cheapest) and pretend to scan the rest. We were on camera but the financial facts were not. A total came up, they paid for their singularly scanned item and got all of it in a plastic bag past the scanner and my boss always wondered, when we did inventory, how the thieves were getting away with it.

Last time I drove by, 12 years later, it had been torn down and a bank had been erected in its place.

Erected, lol.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Aug 27, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I liked when they made a huge media campaign out of getting rid of late fees but then they got hosed by the justice department because it was all a lie.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i rented a bunch of video games using a card someone left at my apartment and sold them to buy booze.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

lets hear some stories about your experiences at Blockbuster video

Well when i was like 16 I had sex with the lady, and it was the best.


block buster video is a den of debauchery

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Bradley Video had a copy of Ogre Battle 64, so it was better than Blockbuster

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i rented a bunch of video games using a card someone left at my apartment and sold them to buy booze.

pro

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i rented some stuff

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

the one in my neighborhood has been closed for like 5 years? probably more. been sitting empty and now theres a sign up for a Dental place. GG BB

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

My friend went to blockbuster wanting to rent the blindside, the guy working their said they were all out of copies but that he could get him one if he had some time. My friend said sure, 2 hours later the guy gives him a DVD+RW with "The Blindside" written in sharpie on it. We watched it that night, watermarks repeatedly came up while we were watching warning us not to distribute copies.

He tried to return it the next day, but I never heard the end of the story.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
I went with my parents and always bought a butterfinger and didn't care about the movies, I'm just glad butterfingers are still around.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
I met my wife in front of a Blockbuster.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i rented gta san andreas, and the disc was a cd-r with a low quality printout of the game's cover glued to it

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Wow! What a difference.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Parallax Scroll posted:

i rented gta san andreas, and the disc was a cd-r with a low quality printout of the game's cover glued to it

i got one off these once, and red box tracked down the offender.

any time you buy a movie from a kiosk take video

they wont believe you otherwise and charge you for the dvd

<is a usenet freak now, i can get all your poo poo for free

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
didnt like going there because no back room porn

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I went to one when I was a kid to get sweet n64 games, and the checkout dude accused me of stealing candy and discs when I came back to drop off my rentals and get more games. It was the only one within walking distance and the fat douche that was always there said I wasn't allowed in the store.

gently caress a BB.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

lets hear some stories about your experiences at Blockbuster video

never heard of it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Pyzza Rouge
Jun 25, 2011

La Mano de Dios

does anyone know of any modern movies/television that use blockbuster as a nostalgic reference of a better time i'd like to relive my years of lingering on the fitness video section like I wasn't interested in ogling women in spandex in public

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
the blockbuster near my old apartment got turned into a liquor store. it was for the best

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
multiple times, michael keatons jack frost was rented instead of the horror movie jack frost

multiple times

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

theres go tto be a way... to blockbuster

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I remember they had this gimmick kiosk where you could bring in you N64 Pokemon Snap cartridge and they will read it and you could print out stickers of the shots you got in the game. I did that and the guy there said I was the first person to want to use it so it took him about 25 minutes to figure the machine out. Good times.

Edit: Please be kind, rewind.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

More like "Lackluster Video" heh

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Mash posted:

multiple times, michael keatons jack frost was rented instead of the horror movie jack frost

multiple times

I know your pain.

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
Remember when Blockbuster turned away the netflix people and the nexfilx people started their own business called netflix instead?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I remember they had this gimmick kiosk where you could bring in you N64 Pokemon Snap cartridge and they will read it and you could print out stickers of the shots you got in the game. I did that and the guy there said I was the first person to want to use it so it took him about 25 minutes to figure the machine out. Good times.

Edit: Please be kind, rewind.

shouldnt blockbuster have rewound the tapes and checked to make sure the quality was still ok

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