MasterSlowPoke posted:

the unspiration thread is for bad models, cool models, and cool-bad models.

Sigma-X posted:

less words more titty gnomes please

Soulfucker posted:

It would be the best spin-off thread possible.

Hell, I'll dig up some old goodies:

Mango Polo posted:

Flamer survivors.


Bigger is better.


I have no mouth and I must scream.


I do have a mouth but I still can't scream.

SRM posted:

This is the only Unspiration thing I have lying around:


But I secretly absolutely love it.

lovestick posted:

Did someone say meltman marines?

BULBASAUR posted:

http://i.imgur.com/LL98fxa.png











(my faves are the last 2)

Shallow posted:

A reminder that I started http://yourterriblehobby.com/ a while back for this sort of poo poo, terrible fanart, and other evidence of hams being terrible human beings.

Saalkin posted:

This keeps showing up on my city's Kijiji. He wants $5.

Kaysette posted:

Thanks for the nightmares.

SRM posted:

I want this picture to be the thread title.

Phoon posted:

Nothing about this image makes sense to me

rkajdi posted:

I wish I could say the local WFB guys here are much better. I've won more than one best painted by default. Isn't War Machine still an incredibly low figure count? I mean, we're talking <40 figures in most cases, right? That's zero effort and embarassing.

jadebullet posted:

I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today)

NGDBSS posted:

Maybe Legio Cybernetica? If there were actual wargame rules for those - I dunno - and if I actually played the wargame I might field those as is. Sure they look doofy, but there are plenty of official units (like that new Space Wolf gunship) that look no less doofy.

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

ah yes let's have our ammo runner shackled to a presumably heavy something

radthibodaux posted:

Wouldn't those just be regular ol' testicles?

VikingSkull posted:

warhams guys love titties

JcDent posted:

Also, whenever I see people arguing strongly against cheesecake (wait... is cheesecake the opposite of beefcake? MIND BLOWN) minis, I get the sudden urge to defend my territory against SJWs and such such. However, if left alone, I'll make fun of the ridiculous hentai armor and boobs gone wild... I am a very confused man

JcDent posted:

For the longest of times I considered buying a sexy Japanese mini and painting it white/washing it blue to have a hologram effect, to make it look like a holographic stand of 40K "gentleman club". Thing is, they're all anime proportioned... and the ones I saw/was interested in buying are second hand. Second hand sexy anime sculptures, used by genuine otakus

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Well, that's basically Gately in a nutshell. There are a few ex-employee stories floating around about how Gately thinks he's always right, believes he's above rules and laws, etc. It doesn't surprise me a bit to learn that he thinks releasing private correspondence from a client is a perfectly acceptable method of damage control.

Pierzak posted:

Does anyone make "proper" female slaves anyway? That is, not titty harem models but malnourished wretches in rags/chains, that you'd possibly see run in chains after an evil army.

JcDent posted:

A few days ago, one guy on FoW FB page posted something about feeling "uncomfortable" about playing WWII Germans. I managed to refrain from calling him a few choice words I learned during my tenure on 4Chan, but only barely so. I'd say this kind of sentiment is no less absurd than atheist not playing DnD because there are gods or a Christrian not playing DnD because there a gods (instead of God).

Now, Communist party is illegal in my country, since we had 50 years to see the good it could bring (and any kind of commie sympathizer is Russian puppet waiting to happen). But I would never assume that a commie player on FoW is an actual commie. Probably same with playing SS.

What you seem to forget is that SS lists are usually the super elite lists and some people just like power gaming/saving on miniatures.

...the preceding may or may not have anything to do with the topic at hand.

I guess it might be cultural thing in the US, all the closeted Nazis. At least, I assume most of the stuff I read comes from US player experience. Any Brits, Canadians, non-english speakers want to pitch in?

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

That is clearly a Mantis Warrior

JcDent posted:

Also, what's with the funky Necrons?

rkajdi posted:

I also think the figures you're showing are smaller scale here. Think 10-15mm, vs. "heroic" 28mm (closer to 32mm) that's used in GW or Privateer stuff. A lot of the techniques used on bigger figures don't work as well on smaller stuff. I'll also say that dipping came in from the historical side IME-- I'd seen and used it there on stuff well before it became en vogue for alt figures. The move towards 28mm wargames has improved painting dramatically in ancients, and you now see much nicer armies.

The one thing that this thread really shows me is how much "tabletop standard" has increased in the last decade. It's sort of sad to see people showing that Mantis guy or the fatcrons as awful, since to me they're both interesting conversions with average painting. The kind of stuff you'd want to encourage people to do, not mock people for. These aren't bad boob conversions or nazi stuff, they're your average guys doing stuff.

thocan posted:

Honestly, I like the Eldar Solo Cup. Its crude, but for some quick-and-dirty terrain, it isn't terrible. Better than felt squares over books for hills. And books for all other terrain. Like when I was in college.

Irate Tree posted:

Re: Slaaneshi Land Raider.

Going for a possessed vehicle with some aspect of body-horror, it's not horrendous. Bodies continuously melting, stitching, seeping and burgeoning through the hatches and the inside of it, you just know the passengers are going to have a swell time! It's like a sexy Dead Space
He actually did an alright job, green-stuffing those things to look like they're melded to the hull. Although, would it have killed him to have equal representation? It takes two to tango, people!

Soulfucker posted:

These are sure a lot of words I couldn't be bothered to read.

One of my buddies bought 3000 points of used Orks for a the equivalent of around 40 bucks the other week and we took some of them for a game today, and discovered these ones:




That's flock they're covered in. There were like 10 more models with the same thing going on.

Moola posted:

the slenderscrunt

SRM posted:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/400828520743?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Best of the Worst: Psychology and Sociology Unspiration

ZorajitZorajit posted:

Are Half-Tau a thing?

Sigma-X posted:

less words more titty gnomes please

osirisisdead posted:

First off, y'all have changed the meaning of the word grognard to mean any number of mutable things in any context. It's basically a repurposed shibboleth for, "not a cool leet gamer like us in our secret club" rather than something that actually has any real meaning.

Secondly, are you actually alleging that I am a victim of molestation, because I think that someone who chooses to spend approx. $30,000 on a paintjob for a Warhammer Army to some random company that they read about online is a loving idiot who deserves everything they got and then some? It's one thing to entrust such a high dollar task to someone whose work you already personally know and respect, but... seriously, how stupid can you be? If you think that was a smart move and not something that deserves public ridicule, then I have some MacGuffins I'd like to sell you, real cheap, great value, just PM me and I'll tell you where you can mail the cash.

YF19pilot posted:

I decided to look up some classic unspiration, only to find it's been updated!

For those who know of them, and those who are new to them, meet The Fighting Tigers of Veda!



Welcome to the Jungle!
http://www.fightingtigersofveda.com/

JcDent posted: