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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 04:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:01 |
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Remember, kids: If you don't go to Church, Church will go to you
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 10:05 |
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Astral Caws?
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 17:04 |
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Pierzak posted:"It's OK to paint Nazi stuff on your fantasy tanks as long as there's no swastikas! " WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:gmm studios represent
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 05:57 |
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Waci posted:A... metal band?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 03:23 |
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Ladies and gentlemen: Blue Table Painting! I mean it isn't horrible, but a commission job should be painted a lot neater than that. Honourable mention to the spotty gold on the fist shield and the blue looks like a crayon job.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 16:04 |
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Randalor posted:I kinda want to know the story behind how this came to be. I mean, if it's a case of the guy having a young daughter that wanted to learn to play the game but wanted to play with the ponies, that's actually kind of sweet. The look of shame on the brony's face was absolutely priceless. Babe Magnet posted:The document that's on the left of the diorama is a restraining order.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 04:08 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Shawn Gately's comments on that video are hilarious, too. It's basically BTP trying to either spin things in their favor, pretending nothing is wrong, or blaming the client for poor communication as to why things turned out the way they did. Wait, maybe I've got that around the wrong way. Stockholm syndrome does that to you
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 07:36 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Does anyone have pics of the all Dryad WHFB Wood Elf army that was 90% different model railroad trees and hedges with googly eyes glued on?
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 07:22 |
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Babe Magnet posted:lmao at comparing talent to the lottery. It's terrible subject matter but that skill was practiced and earned, not genetic. Moola posted:its like when really artistically gifted people waste their talents on bronie poo poo and hentai porn.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 06:49 |
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VendaGoat posted:This thread brings a warm feeling to the cockles of my heart. Pierzak posted:Hey guys do you know this Infinity game which has amazing models and their the best and I think this should be the next oathbreaker avatar, just like that one lucky goon who got the scrunt one.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 14:44 |
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I wish I could remember. Someone from the oath thread should know who it is though.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 15:41 |
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At least you aren't buying female Satan with a skirt made of dicks!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 08:25 |
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poo poo, Numlock wasn't wrong about the THINURPAINTS on some of those models. The Menoth dudes ave visible chunks of paint on the white, and those guardians look like somebody decided using chalk on black primer is a legitimate way to 'paint' miniatures. What the actual gently caress, BTP?
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 07:49 |
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Grey Hunter posted:And the thread wins. The average goon; officially better painters than a professional* studio *based on BTP's self-claim of being professionals
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 10:56 |
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Gumdrop Larry posted:You guys a nice clean, smooth coat of white is super tricky ok jesus
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 16:33 |
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The Dark Project posted:Not only is it private correspondence, it's also redacted and edited to hell to make him look like the good guy. Tenebre from the DakkaDakka forum had it sent over to him upon request from another user who was sent it, and said it was chopped and changed a hell of a lot to make him look like the bad guy.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 09:41 |
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Indolent Bastard posted:Since this is now the commission painting thread I guess this might be worth contributing: Painting Commission Do's & Don'ts Gee, I wonder who this is about :eyeroll:
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2014 17:00 |
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Thine chest is the purest!
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 15:11 |
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I'm still hanging onto hope that someone finds that Dryad army consisting of model railway trees with googly eyes.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 17:05 |
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JcDent posted:Also, "Master Race" is a stupid, stupid, stupid name for a chapter, how can a thousand dude collective be any sort of race...
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 14:07 |
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YF19pilot posted:Hell, the Germans learned that big obvious markings make excellent targets when the Polish anti-tank gunners kept hitting their tanks in that exact spot! 40k is obviously meant to be over the top in it's premise and regalia, but if you want "German WWII" aesthetic without being "that guy" who puts swastikas on everything, why not just stick to basic German Field Gray or the classic trio of Dunkelgelb/Olivgrun/Rotbraun that adorned so many PIVs? Or you know what, don't paint loving space Nazis in a game that doesn't have space Nazis! I'm totally fine with people painting stuff up German Field Grey with converted period helmets, because that can look pretty cool and it reminds me of the Dust Tactics stuff which is tastefully done Axis in alternate WWII and most Axis players don't throw swastikas everywhere because a) they fluffed it so Hitler and all his main men got killed off and replaced by people who weren't frothing mad over segregation, and b) painting bigass swastikas on your tanks is a sure-fire way to make sure you get shot there. It also makes you look like a white supremacist.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 08:19 |
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Numlock posted:Meanwhile I actually overheard some warhams guys talking about how painting was a waste of time because learning how to thin paints properly was too hard.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 00:24 |
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TheInvisiblePooka posted:In fact, back in fourth edition, it was common for people to not put a base on their models unless they could not stand on their own (another rule stated if your model could not remain upright on any sort of terrain, it died). This was because the base of the model was considered part of the model, and therefore made the volume larger.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 17:21 |
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rkajdi posted:It's not someone getting jumped on, it's drinking from the firehose. When you're starting out, the best advice isn't all this wet pallet or thinned paint stuff, it's more getting a good color scheme that you can pound out for the 100-200 figures in your army, and getting enough technical know-how to allow for it to look good on the tabletop. I envision the noob thread as a way to get people from zero to competently done army in as short a time with the minimal amount of pain possible. I do like the idea of a newbie painting thread though, I'm a pretty decent painter and even I get a little daunted by the megathread.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 04:10 |
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Len posted:I've played a laundry list of games and the closest I came to painted was a primed army. I play because I find miniature games more enjoyable than card games. I'd be okay with prepainted and plastic if those games were as fun as the ones that require assembly.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 05:03 |
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Numlock posted:3 Colors (and a wash for shading) is fine, if you don't just slap it on like a moron. El Estrago Bonito posted:Maybe if you only play one game you can get by with not having anything unpainted, but I play like 5-10 different minis games in your average month and I wouldn't get to play if I spent all my time painting.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 06:34 |
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JcDent posted:Living the good life, huh? I kind of envy you. BULBASAUR posted:Thin your paints, drill ur bolters plz
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 11:28 |
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That strikes me as strange as well. The ship itself is sloppy and looks like rear end, but the freehand is actually quite good.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 04:39 |
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Calico Noose posted:People mocked me for pointing out the trend of Warhammer bread armies at the start of this thread. Now I bask in my well earned smugness. Exinos posted:HD rhino loving owns. Realtalk: I had a chat to a guy that worked in a GW store until quite recently and heard some pretty interesting stuff. Downright indoctrination of the staff to hit sales targets being one, a limit per-quarter on the amount of stuff they would claim their staff discount on, and they apparently even have people writing out lines if they make a mistake. poo poo, I haven't had to do that since primary school Oh, and staff discount is 50% off. That's a looooot of markup for plastic dudes. I only just met the guy so I can't verify if he was bullshitting me or not, so there may be some exaggerations in there.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 12:07 |
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We're talking about Australian GW stores here, where 10 Grey Knights are $100.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 12:37 |
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I'd like to see a Russell Crowe themed Catachan army or something, with everyone converted to be wielding fishing nets and reception-desk telephones
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 11:00 |
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adamantium|wang posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqBotowPfC4 Bonus points for the verbal fellatio towards the thread owner's army, just in case the legitimacy of the 'experiment' wasn't already shady enough. I mean that is a pretty cool Cypher conversion but one of the converted Nurgle Marines has balls on his chin at 2:11.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 11:57 |
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I think we found a new breed of Scrunts
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 00:16 |
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Moola posted:the slenderscrunt Scrunterman
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 04:51 |
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++BRACING COMPLETE++ +ACTIVATION SEQUENCE INITIATING+ +PULSE ARRAY CHARGING+ +++GROIN CANNON - - - FIRING+++
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 07:12 |
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LordAba posted:I don't have a problem with "animals as humans" in general, but the furry term just has... negative connotations to it. The negative being you like to gently caress animals. Leperflesh posted:"Furry" fandom is the new thing of people wanting to either become animal-like, or have sex with animal-like people. That's creepy, because it's an attempt to normalize bestiality. It's also creepy because it co-opts children's cartoon/live TV show iconography and costuming designs, importing a paedophilia subtext. Typical internet though; if it exists, some creepy fucker will find it arousing enough to turn it into porn because that's the kind of place the internet can be. As Leperfish says, it also ruins a lot of classic-themed RPG races. Having to think "if I play as a Kitsune or a Tengu in this campaign, will someone wrongly assume I'm a furry?" before making your character really puts a downer on it, especially if you find playing Human characters generic and bland (Never not be a Dwarf ). It also fucks with people's perceptions of cosplay too, one of my previous housemates was under the impression that cat ears=furry, not being able to comprehend the difference between someone putting on ears and a tail for a costume and some creepy fucker asking their partner to wear the wolf suit to bed.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 05:14 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Best of the Worst: Psychology and Sociology Unspiration
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 06:31 |
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Breast Cult Assassins aside, there's some pretty cool stuff on their site. Orcs is made fer' summonin'
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 15:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:01 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:There used to be a half-eldar Ultramarine IIRC
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