ijyt posted:

Anatharon posted:

Uh, what?

BULBASAUR posted:

Hummmmmmmmmmm there's just something about this model I can't quite place

SRM posted:

A guy on Dakka, for whatever reason, has enlisted Blue Table Painting after the recent debacle to "show what they're really like!" and white knight the gently caress out of them:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/622435.page

Results are... ehhhhhhhh

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I am actually in the works of setting up a second small project where they supply the miniatures and conversions and ship them together with my current project. I wasnt really that happy that I had to play QA for them but oh well. With the rest I am happy they look pretty cool and better than I could have done, in a pretty short time span.

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If you need more reading material, please consider my latest novel, a modern sci-fi story called Lost Dogs, about two pets who survive the end of the human world, only to find that their struggles are just beginning. It's the apocalypse as experienced through the eyes, ears, and nose of a dog, and it will have you rethinking how you view man's best friend.

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FOR SALE: WORST PAINTED RHINO IN THE HISTORY OF WARHAMMER 40,000

Are your friends’ armies simple three-color tournament standard? Does the guy with the enamel-paint Tyranids show you up? Have you ever felt like your models just look too good? Then fear no more! When it comes to discussions of the worst painted miniatures, now you can top them all with this one-of-a-kind Rhino. This utter travesty of a Warhammer 40,000 tank has not only been painted in garish baby blue and gold with the thickest brushstrokes known to man, but it has also been poorly assembled; naturally, the back hatch is in backwards, the top hatch missing entirely, and the pintle storm bolter doesn’t rotate. But that’s not all; the Searchlight on the right side faces BACKWARDS, the Storm Bolter’s barrels are convex rather than flat or drilled, but most amazingly of all, the gunner’s pauldrons have actually been installed upside down! Further completing this aesthetic tragedy are the scars of exposed gray plastic, where some poor soul attempted to strip this model’s horrendous paint job. But no, this paint job is not to be defeated by a mere man; it is a work of the most horrific art, and it should be preserved. For a low, low price, you can be the one to preserve the worst Rhino ever painted.

Scowny posted:

PinheadSlim posted:

Is it terrain? Is it a cake? It's hard to tell from pictures alone, thank goodness the ebay auction title is "Dungeons and Dragons terrain 40k wargames warhammer dwarven forge fantasy tau" so there's no confusion.

WhiteOutMouse posted:

I'm trying to think back on how expensive cyclone missile launcher bits were. I think this conversion costs more than a new Exorcist.

BULBASAUR posted:

I play games without any dice. I just throw models instead

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Sanford posted:

Just beware that when the paint comes off it is sticky and oily. It is a bloody nightmare to get off, for example, bathroom fittings, so be careful.

Moola posted:

I want to die

Flavivirus posted:

Pretty sure this belongs here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FayBHOhucf0

Ugleb posted:

Oh good, he has a head swap option. That'll justify the price tag.

Bubblyblubber posted:

Is there a cliff's notes of this poo poo?

SRM posted:

SRM posted:

I look forward to saying "Vaginarium" live on the air