Rich People Megathread

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Discuss your capital gains, Mercedes, hot wives etc. No non-plat posters, go to your poor people meagerthread.

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

im gay

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

helo, i am in this thread!

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

lonesomedwarf posted:

helo, i am in this thread!

I am escorting you out of here.

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Bouillon Rube: Aug 6, 2009

I drive a Hyundai Sonata. Do you think that they will sell one of those to just anyone scrub?

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NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

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KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

Augmented Dickey posted:

I drive a Hyundai Sonata. Do you think that they will sell one of those to just anyone scrub?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YD_1ObUrhE

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Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

my ice

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

NurhacisUrn posted:

You think that this will happen, but in fact it will not.

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

how gauche... nouveau riche itt

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BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I'm lower middle upper class and its great but could be better

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Fart Puzzle: Jul 25, 2007; compressed fart pieces

But I'm poor because I make bad decisions with my money like buying plat

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Augmented Dickey posted:

I drive a Hyundai Sonata. Do you think that they will sell one of those to just anyone scrub?

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

*points to grenade next to name*
:whatup:

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Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

i have a coke problem

i dont have any coke and thats a problem

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Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

I'm super poor atm but as soon as I get my MBA and/or real estate license it's Easy Money Street, USA for me.

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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

God drat homeless people wouldn't be homeless if they would stop being so lazy. Too many handouts is what it is...

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texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

I am loving loaded right now

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ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

texaholic posted:

I am loving loaded right now

you're drunk tex, again

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texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

ethanol posted:

you're drunk tex, again

Drunk like that stupid duck swimming in gold with no alcohol

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ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

my ~~wife~~mistress

my car and my cat

my storage closet

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Neo Duckberg posted:

What's this website, I want to know how rich I am.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:05

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

MondayHotDog posted:

What's this website, I want to know how rich I am.

Reminder which banner ad is the most popular on this Something Awful forums site:

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:13

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Reminder which banner ad is the most popular on this Something Awful forums site:

I've never been able to sit through this entire banner ad.

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5-HT: Oct 17, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

What's this website, I want to know how rich I am.

http://www.worldwealthcalculator.org/

Don Tacorleone posted:

Reminder which banner ad is the most popular on this Something Awful forums site:

lmbo, goons are impulsive and cant budget, like children

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Not Today Satan: Apr 18, 2007

I like money. This is the thread for me.

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Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Being a CEO is so exhausting! *puts feet up on pile of money*

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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Secks Cauldron posted:

Being a CEO is so exhausting! *puts feet up on pile of money*

It's only fair that we get all the money for how hard we work.

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Neurion: Jun 3, 2013; The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

money is for chumps im a fremen of the sand

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

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America Inc.: Nov 22, 2013; I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac

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Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

The mansion and the thatched hut are built on the same earth. Rich or poor good and bad, mingling in vodka whats it matter.

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Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

time for a bath

*sits in bath tub full of wine*

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TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

i used to have 5 old jump suits i'd just ware on my days off i should get some more. was great wake up put on boxers put on a jump suit feel naked and can go out in public.

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Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Glasgow Kiss posted:

time for a bath

*sits in bath tub full of wine*

lol if you don't just make attractive poor people tongue bathe you.

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Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

i don't wash my clothes

i just buy new ones

Trixie Hardcore posted:

lol if you don't just make attractive poor people tongue bathe you.

oh but of course

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Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Wicker Man posted:

It's only fair that we get all the money for how hard we work.

Quite right old chap. Those lower classes should take note.

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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Trixie Hardcore posted:

lol if you don't just make attractive poor people tongue bathe you.

Miley Cyrus already did this

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Crom! Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split. Try saying that 2 my face

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Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Isn't it great when the poors complain about bank fees

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