GBS HAPPINESS TIP THREAD FOR 26/08/14

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A Keg: Jan 7, 2014; by Ralp

Hello again, GBS. It's time for your happiness tip, which will help you enjoy life and maybe teach you to not be perpetually angry about absolutely anything and everything that you see and hear and experience and think.

Tell a friend who you haven't seen in a while how important they are to you. If you are a little bit embarassed about having an emotion that isn't irrational rage, offer to walk a friend's dog and tell the dog what is great about the friend. The dog won't tattle on you and you will get some exercise too

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a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smoke weed everyday

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flerp: Feb 25, 2014

There are only 12 months OP

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:35

bunky: Aug 29, 2004

what year is it?

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:37

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

A Keg posted:

Hello again, GBS. It's time for your happiness tip, which will help you enjoy life and maybe teach you to not be perpetually angry about absolutely anything and everything that you see and hear and experience and think.

Tell a friend who you haven't seen in a while how important they are to you. If you are a little bit embarassed about having an emotion that isn't irrational rage, offer to walk a friend's dog and tell the dog what is great about the friend. The dog won't tattle on you and you will get some exercise too

but if i do this i wont have enough time to both post about how much i hate people who think its bad to say tranny, and also post about how much i hate the burger king dollar menu

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:38

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

Vibrations good like Sunkist
Many wanna know who done this
Marky Mark and I'm here to move you
Rhymes will groove you
And I'm here to prove to you
That we can party on the positive side
And pump positive vibes
So come along for the ride
Making you feel the rhythm is my occupation

This incantation gives me the strength to blind an Asian.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:40

enzeen: Sep 23, 2010

Trying to look under bridges from the top is how I relieve my stres and boy howdy does it ever

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:42

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

and if i don't make it

known that

I loved u all along

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big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

i gave yr mom my happiness tip last night :whatup:

has anybody said that yet

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:53

smokyprogg: Apr 9, 2008; BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

if you post in gbs you have already consigned yourself to a life of being perpetually angry about absolutely anything and everything that you see and hear and experience and think.

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Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Kill you're gay parents

# ? Aug 27, 2014 05:56

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

smokyprogg posted:

if you post in gbs you have already consigned yourself to a life of being perpetually angry about absolutely anything and everything that you see and hear and experience and think.

gently caress. OFF. I was STARTING to feel a little happy and you HAD to ruin it for ME

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