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You know the thing about Papa John, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
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Has this been posted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU8eB-uoaDA I hope not.
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Aug 28, 2014 10:19
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dont worry everyone i make sure i check my goon-approved list of pizza places before i order one to stuff into my fat greasy mouth, but i still fart like a mongo for two days afterward no matter where i order from
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Aug 28, 2014 13:34
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Here's the thing, and it's why you shouldn't buy papa johns or dominoes (but Pizza Hut has its place, sorry. P'zones are great): You live in a town with a pizza place called Romanos. It's not affiliated with any other romanos in the country, but it's there, and their pizza is better than papa johns or dominoes, and it costs about the same. Just get romanos. Or milanos. Sometimes it's milanos.
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Aug 28, 2014 13:39
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I like pineapple on my pizza and I ain't afraid to say it
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Aug 28, 2014 13:41
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Don't eat pizza every day, fools
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Aug 28, 2014 13:59
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Bregor posted:You know the thing about Papa John, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
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Aug 28, 2014 14:05
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Theshby posted:I like pineapple on my pizza and I ain't afraid to say it You should probably kill yourself for this travesty
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Aug 28, 2014 14:08
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im a terrible person for not wanting to get liquid shits from pizza
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Aug 28, 2014 14:10
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I just had a pizza in Hanoi, Vietnam. It was worse than anything you could imagine. Red Baron would be gourmet.
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Aug 28, 2014 14:10
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many years ago I called papa johns, ordered a pizza and whatever dessert thing they had cause at the time I was p fat the kid on the other end said are you stoned? cause only stoners order the dessert pizza I said no I'm dry and he said sucks man, btw tip the driver really well okay the pizza was poo poo but the weed was good
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Aug 28, 2014 14:12
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vyst posted:You should probably kill yourself for this travesty i know this and yet every day I don't
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Aug 28, 2014 14:13
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Dennis Eckersley posted:Don't eat pizza every day, fools Stop Uli-shaming
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Aug 28, 2014 14:51
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Where is that feeder goonette who feeds her gross husband pizza and then leaves the unfinished pizza in its box under the bed? We need her expert opinion
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Aug 28, 2014 14:59
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the local papa johns took over 1hr40min to deliver a pizza to me. i told the driver to gently caress off when he finally got here.
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Aug 28, 2014 15:09
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Pukestain Pal posted:I just had a pizza in Hanoi, Vietnam. It was worse than anything you could imagine. Western food in general but especially American food gets put through the teleporter from The Fly before it can be sold in eastern countries it's like it fits the description of whatever it is supposed to be but at the same time it is totally different sometimes this hurts, sometimes it helps
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Aug 28, 2014 17:27
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ded posted:the local papa johns took over 1hr40min to deliver a pizza to me. i told the driver to gently caress off when he finally got here. Badass alert!
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Aug 28, 2014 17:53
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it's not his fault the lord and savior jesus christ blessed him with money and not you poors
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Aug 28, 2014 18:00
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TOILETLORD posted:american cheese some jalapenos and cut up hotdogs on bread or tortilla best pizza. take the leftovers and shred them over some ramen voila mexican spaghetti.
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Aug 28, 2014 18:11
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i've got to be honest with you GBS when i posted this thread to complain about the shits I got from papa johns i did not expect it to morph into an overall pizza reviews thread. on the other hand thanks for the good pizza suggestions
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Aug 28, 2014 18:38
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Lichy posted:i've got to be honest with you GBS when i posted this thread to complain about the shits I got from papa johns i did not expect it to morph into an overall pizza reviews thread. on the other hand thanks for the good pizza suggestions i once bigged some miller light with some little caesers, gave me the tooth paste shits.
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Aug 28, 2014 18:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=FLCH4rkEdSPFXTsoq001YcAg&feature=player_detailpage&v=2D_zHRakOXY#t=7
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Aug 29, 2014 01:17
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Dennis Eckersley posted:Don't eat pizza every day, fools death is certain
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Aug 30, 2014 08:30
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hemophilia posted:(but Pizza Hut has its place, sorry. P'zones are great) you know, i agree with this. pzones are okay. i think its because pizza hut's sauce is so loving bad that it completely ruins their pizza, while the pzones dont have any. or at least don't have much, i can't remember 100%.
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Aug 30, 2014 08:38
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Pochoclo posted:Frozen pizzas are ridiculously expensive. They're like 50-80 bucks (a pizzería pizza is like 60-70) when I can just buy a pre-pizza for like 10, and some mozzarella for another 10-20. I'd rather just make my own pizza or get one from Conan's Pizza (if you live in Austin) or find a decent little non-chain one somewhere. Domino's and Pizza Hut are alright in a pinch if you're stoned and don't want to get off your rear end. I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Mr. Gatti's, though that might just be a Texas chain. That is the absolute worst loving chain pizza in the world.
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Aug 30, 2014 10:11
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the best pizza places are ones you get get 4 large pizzas for 20 bucks but each pizza only gets like one topping and if you try to eat the pizza the next day you die
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Aug 30, 2014 10:13
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order delivery exclusively for the cookie pizza.
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Aug 30, 2014 10:17
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The Kraken posted:order delivery exclusively for the cookie pizza. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA
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Aug 31, 2014 03:30
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All pizza hut dough comes in lil frozen discs that get prepared the night before and then depending on the dough geth thrown in the proofer in the morning to rise. Surprisingly everything else is fresh. Best bet on getting good pizza at a pizza hut is to find out when supply truck gets delivered and get a pizza the day after so you dont get freezerburned dough. Also ask for a clean knife and board when you order because otherwise the minimum wage worker (me) will cut your pizza with a knife that hadnt been cleaned all day. Edit: also P'zones and pizza rollers got discontinued and the hersheys chocolate chip cookie is seriously the best cookie ever.
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Aug 31, 2014 03:44
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papa johns more like poopa johns
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Aug 31, 2014 07:59
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Totally TWISTED posted:My mind loving boggles at the number of people that put Dominoes and (to a lesser extent) Papa Johns BELOW Little Caesars. I think thats because Little Caesars isnt trying to pretend to be awesome amazing high end best pizza ever. They are cheap, and they know it. Cheap Cheap Pizza Pizza. Plus when its fresh, Its honestly IMO as good or better than Papa Johns and Dominoes depending on your local chains.
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Aug 31, 2014 08:30
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Aug 31, 2014 08:40
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Pizza Hut may have lovely pizza, but drat it I didn't give a poo poo when I was kid reading books so I could get a free personal pan pizza. It sucked when I was in college that for our Geology Public Seminars we ordered from Dominoes even though we had a Fox's Pizza Den.
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Aug 31, 2014 09:05
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I dont eat chain food anymore. Mostly because there are none around me. Pizza is a sometimes food.
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Aug 31, 2014 10:20
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hemophilia posted:(but Pizza Hut has its place, sorry. P'zones are great) I thought that too, until I grew up and start getting actual calzones from local non-chain joints. Someday, you too will grow out of having taste buds like a 8 year old child.
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Aug 31, 2014 10:35
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Pochoclo posted:Lol at your weakass babby pizzas. is this before or after making GBS threads it out
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Aug 31, 2014 10:43
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ElGroucho posted:Where is that feeder goonette who feeds her gross husband pizza and then leaves the unfinished pizza in its box under the bed? We need her expert opinion I don't think P e l e is allowed to post here anymore.
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Aug 31, 2014 10:50
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EbolaIvory posted:I think thats because Little Caesars isnt trying to pretend to be awesome amazing high end best pizza ever. the only little caesars in my area was located inside a k-mart so now when I think of little caesars I think of cheap shoes and social stigma
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Everyday Lurker posted:I thought that too, until I grew up and start getting actual calzones from local non-chain joints. Don't jump to conclusions, I enjoy the gently caress out of a real calzone; those are even better. But dude, when delivery food is on the mind, they're the go-to for calzone like product. Especially now that I live in the middle of nowhere where the only non-chain pizza restaurant somehow is worse than the chains.
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Bregor posted:You know the thing about Papa John, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. He really does, its creepy as hell Same eyes as that woman from Facebook that wont shut the gently caress up about Leaning In. Soulless monsters the both of them
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