Negative Entropy posted:More like we broke a nail, Europe and most of SE Asia is in our pocket, and the enemies we do have have been our enemies since before the fall of the USSR. Wait, you're German?
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Let's just invade England, make it the 51st state.
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Aug 27, 2014 22:44
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Morkyz posted:I just realized, British are actually people too. They have feeling just like us, maybe we should be so quick to insult them all the time? The British use butter knives to cut their steaks. They aren't worthy of our sympathy.
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DP just like Russia and America DP'd Germany in WW2.
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Bugdrvr posted:The British use butter knives to cut their steaks. They aren't worthy of our sympathy. How could such a people have ever ruled us?
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Aug 27, 2014 22:45
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Morkyz posted:Wait, you're German?
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Aug 27, 2014 22:46
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being american is much like cock it is all about the girth
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Negative Entropy posted:Germany is in our pocket too. Don't want to have a repeat of WWII now do we. Oh yeah, I thought you were British for a second and was like "lol."
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Aug 27, 2014 22:47
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americans are exactly like british people in every way that matters
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Aug 27, 2014 22:47
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It's too hot here. I want to move to Canada or Norway. I need to find a place that is cold through the entire year, Seattle is not cutting it.
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Aug 27, 2014 22:48
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Viridiant posted:It's too hot here. I want to move to Canada or Norway. I need to find a place that is cold through the entire year, Seattle is not cutting it. alaska
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Aug 27, 2014 22:48
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gently caress Alaska.
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Aug 27, 2014 22:49
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Zzulu posted:americans are exactly like british people in every way that matters lol nice irony, here let me try: The holocaust didn't happen, but I wish it had. Mine wasn't quite as offensive and ignorant as yours, but it was pretty close.
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Aug 27, 2014 22:49
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America is in equal parts horrifying as it is awesome. Also, you're fat as gently caress and like guns way too much. And that shows. Most of your populace is dumb as gently caress too, and idiots + guns dont really mesh well. On the other hand, the best of you have contributed a poo poo TON to the technology and science being done in the world. For that you have my sincere thanks.
Stockholm Syndrome fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Aug 27, 2014 |
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Stockholm Syndrome posted:America is in equal parts horrifying as it is awesome. Also, you're fat as gently caress and like guns way too much. And that shows. Most of your populace is dumb as gently caress too, and idiots + guns dont really mesh well. On the other hand, the best of you have contributed a poo poo TON to the technology and science being done in the world. For that you have my sincere thanks. sorry but how many moon landings has europe had?
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Aug 27, 2014 23:18
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harpomarxist posted:I think Gypsum's point is that these are precisely the boring questions on display in the 'What's it like being British?' thread. Perhaps if we upped our games a bit we could have some real discourse along the line of 'why cucumber sandwiches? and 'wtf, you put cheddar cheese on your apple pie?' I rarely have a point but i guess if i had to have one here ITT its more of a reaction to all the sweeping generalisations made towards other races/countries of late and to see if Americans can take a dose of their own medicine. Anyway i think America and Americans are pretty cool on the whole, we do weird poo poo the world doesn't understand same as you guys and its fun to joke about but that doesn't make our whole countries scumlords. Peace. And until the next time, take care of yourselves. And each other.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrtdldxKFE0 Something like this.
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:I rarely have a point but i guess if i had to have one here ITT its more of a reaction to all the sweeping generalisations made towards other races/countries of late and to see if Americans can take a dose of their own medicine. Anyway i think America and Americans are pretty cool on the whole, we do weird poo poo the world doesn't understand same as you guys and its fun to joke about but that doesn't make our whole countries scumlords. Peace. And until the next time, take care of yourselves. And each other. I guess Americans kind of like to talk poo poo about British because they're like the only country that can match us in terms of atrocities and they're pretty much whitebread so it isn't too offensive.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:26
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Eagerly awaiting the third act where the republic becomes imperium.
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:I rarely have a point but i guess if i had to have one here ITT its more of a reaction to all the sweeping generalisations made towards other races/countries of late and to see if Americans can take a dose of their own medicine. Anyway i think America and Americans are pretty cool on the whole, we do weird poo poo the world doesn't understand same as you guys and its fun to joke about but that doesn't make our whole countries scumlords. Peace. And until the next time, take care of yourselves. And each other. i was trying to find a yt vid of a british person doing something really dumb but when i search for british people i got a billion vids of BRITISH PEOPLE TRY AMERICAN FOOD and AMERICAN PEOPLE TRY BRITISH FOOD and HOW AMERICANS SOUND TO BRITISH PEOPLE and to be quite honest im embarrassed for both sides at this point
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Aug 27, 2014 23:28
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Sometimes I wonder what it's like being European but then I remeber I watched my grandfather slowly lose touch with reality through dementia while still aggressively insisting everyone should be waiting on him all the time and taking his opinion seriously like the old days and I figure that's close enough.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:36
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:I rarely have a point but i guess if i had to have one here ITT its more of a reaction to all the sweeping generalisations made towards other races/countries of late and to see if Americans can take a dose of their own medicine. Anyway i think America and Americans are pretty cool on the whole, we do weird poo poo the world doesn't understand same as you guys and its fun to joke about but that doesn't make our whole countries scumlords. Peace. And until the next time, take care of yourselves. And each other. to understand what being an american is actually like, you need to find the state of mind where you read this quote and get violently mad at you for being such a flagrant homo online (no offense intended just trying to get an accurate description across.. they say that the common language is an obstacle or something
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gently caress the ROW posted:to understand what being an american is actually like, you need to find the state of mind where you read this quote and get violently mad at you for being such a flagrant homo online (no offense intended just trying to get an accurate description across.. they say that the common language is an obstacle or something It's so cool that our special relationship elicts such strong emotions
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harpomarxist posted:It's so cool that our special relationship elicts such strong emotions the special relationship [...] your mom!!!
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just trying to help
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Aug 28, 2014 01:03
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Its like being on the internet but in real life
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Aug 28, 2014 01:04
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I always imagined being American would be pretty sweet but you'd have to put up with lovely wages, no health care, the likely chance of being shot, Republicans and rich people (your employers) that basically own you and cry to their politician friends when you don't behave.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:35
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and the sodomy dont forget the sodomy
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What's it like being American in a nutshell: If you're not white it sucks. If you're not white and poor it really sucks. If you're not white but rich it kind of sucks. If you're not white but famous and rich it's ok. If you're white but poor it kind of sucks. If you're white but middle class it sucks less than the above two. If you're white and rich it's awesome. If you're white but famous and rich it's the best country ever. Modus Operandi fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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Aug 28, 2014 01:39
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hey all you Europeans you guys are aware that Putin sent actual troops into Ukraine now right if it gets too scary knock and we'll let you sleep in our bed tonighahahahahahahahaha no gently caress you enjoy freezing this winter lol
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harpomarxist posted:It's so cool that our special relationship elicts such strong emotions wasn't the 'special relationship' just a way to get britain to send more soldiers to kill arabs and become disabled in america's wars? and if you think the american public gives one single poo poo about the UK as opposed to the Germans or the French or the Italians then ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaa
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Justin Godscock posted:I always imagined being American would be pretty sweet but you'd have to put up with lovely wages, no health care, the likely chance of being shot, Republicans and rich people (your employers) that basically own you and cry to their politician friends when you don't behave. if you're an upper middle class suburban white person you basically run the country as a dictatorship of the petite bourgeoisie and throw a screaming temper tantrum whenever you have to negotiate or compromise even a tiny bit with people who aren't you. if you're not an upper middle class white person then yeah it's poo poo
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VikingSkull posted:hey all you Europeans Dude we lived next door to the Soviet Union lol if you think vova's lil' pipsqueek Russia even registers
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icantfindaname posted:if you're an upper middle class suburban white person you basically run the country as a dictatorship of the petite bourgeoisie and throw a screaming temper tantrum whenever you have to negotiate or compromise even a tiny bit with people who aren't you. if you're not an upper middle class white person then yeah it's poo poo lol ok guy
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Google randy quaid His life and work are one long andy Kaufman esque performance art of being American
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why did you bomb Japan? They were being dicks. Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why are you poo poo at football? For the same reasons all English-speaking countries are poo poo at football, I suppose? Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why is your cheese so rubbish? Not enough limestone caves next to dairy farms? All our cows are beef cows? Our food production systems have been prioritizing quantity over quality since about 1941? Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why do you feel the need to tip literally everyone? We have places to be, so make it snappy, toots. Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why don't any of you own passports or leave the country? Our nation is extremely large and the rest of the world is very far away. Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why cant you point to where France is on a map? Oh, come on. At least go with Slovenia or some other comedy nation that I actually cannot locate. Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why do you say things like 'y'all' and 'god bless you' all the time? Y'all is the second person plural in the English tongue. Don't you learn your own language?
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any country where you can get shitfaced for under five bucks and eat huge portions of greasy food is alright by me
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Aug 28, 2014 02:30
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Basically if you like driving and banging fat chicks, this is the place for you
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Aug 28, 2014 02:34
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euphronius posted:Basically if you like driving and banging fat chicks, this is the place for you aren't all your roads straight though that's not very fun
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Our roads are straight and are women are curvy
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