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Do you shower piss?
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I don't shower
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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
So, who here shower pisses and who doesn't?

I myself do. Why not? It's the best.

Also, make sure to wash your taint.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



It's all pipes, Jerry!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I just go with the flow

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Pfft. Your only a man if you piss in the bath.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


pissing is gross i only pissinto 2 liter bottles of mtn dew

Sub-Machine Goon
Mar 19, 2009
I do.
Do you shower poop, though?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
nobody on this planet doesnt shower piss unless they have a mental illness. admitting it or not is different o/c

just be careful, it you take a bath once in a blue moon (like I do) sometimes youre so comfortable with shower piss that you accidentally let loose lying on your back and then youre like ugh !! all pissed off

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
poo poo in the shower, piss in the shower, nmake sangria, gently caress in the shower, abortions in the showet, pluck chickens in the shower gently caress its great for everything

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
here's a better question.

would you showerpiss if someone else is in there with you

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if god didnt want me to shower piss why do I have to piss whenever I get in the shower

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Fandyien posted:

It's all pipes, Jerry!

Sub-Machine Goon
Mar 19, 2009

jarvis cocker posted:

here's a better question.

would you showerpiss if someone else is in there with you

Which one of us is closer to the drain?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

jarvis cocker posted:

here's a better question.

would you showerpiss if someone else is in there with you

gently caress yeah, although it pissed her off. like "oh man Im gonna pee watch out!" then pee to the left of her and kind of juke it at her until it splashes and shes like gently caress stop!!!!!! lmao

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Fagged Alliance posted:

Which one of us is closer to the drain?

don't matter, you either do it or you dont

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

No, I'm not an animal

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

gently caress yeah, although it pissed her off. like "oh man Im gonna pee watch out!" then pee to the left of her and kind of juke it at her until it splashes and shes like gently caress stop!!!!!! lmao

sever if she doesnt think its funny

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
'hey babe check this out lol'

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

This man is doing more than peeing

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I shower poo too. I just mash it down the drain with my foot.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

jarvis cocker posted:

'hey babe check this out lol'

for real though she watched it after I stopped pissing on her because I guess it was interesting. I realized most girls probably dont get to see a dick peeing up close in person so I was providing education

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

1gnoirents posted:

for real though she watched it after I stopped pissing on her because I guess it was interesting. I realized most girls probably dont get to see a dick peeing up close in person so I was providing education

congratulations your girl is into golden showers now. next thing you know she'll be asking for you to pee all over her.

Morally Inept
Mar 5, 2012

by XyloJW
I take a dump in the morning then jump in the shower to wipe my rear end.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



jarvis cocker posted:

sever if she doesnt think its funny

When normal shower water is running off the end your dick but she's like >:|

You know its a deal breaker in the making, can't even handle a false flag.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i do not but i don't judge those who do

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
e: i do confessional piss though

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
if u aim up while u shower piss its like a dbz ki beam fight

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
pissing in the shower is loving gross

why don't you just sit under your bed too you loving animals

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

vyst posted:

I shower poo too. I just mash it down the drain with my foot.

This will never not be funny to me.

I shower pissed in my last rental because it was a poo poo hole but I'm trying to keep this one clean (and the drain isn't an open grate like before it's a plunger thing cause it's a bathtub shower.

Can't piss shower now.

Tuff Scrote
Apr 23, 2004
Yeah clean out yer rear end in a top hat in the shower but too afraid to let some piss out

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Reporting in for the bi-weekly shower piss thread.

Why yes, I do shower piss. We spend so much time holding our piss in, so it is nice to just let it flow sometimes. I don't even aim, I let it go wherever.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



man who no piss in shower is no man at all

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
hey lowatax you should just make this a field in the userCP just so we can stop having this threaed

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

yeah I do. I try to piss directly into the drain though and wash my feet after

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
no that's disgusting the shower is a place of cleanliness and doing so would be disrespectful of myself

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I shower in my own urine, I just piss in the air and let it wash me

Does that count?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i peed in a public pool once, it was the perfect crime. No one saw


no one knew

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
last year my friend had a sleepover with a girl he met one night at a nightclub and they had sex together and she got up early that morning and left and he discovered she'd taken a dump in his shower. he never saw or heard from her again and tbh i wonder if she was a figment of his imagination and he'd just gone wild and been really dirty by himself

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
ah the bi-monthly shower piss thread

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I love to piss. I love to shower. Do the maths!

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Is there an app that is like tinder, but for shower pissers exclusively? Asking for a friend here.

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