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Would you reconsider having sexual contact with another man/woman?
Yes.
No.
For money.
I'd go gay for goku.
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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Straights are deathly afraid of sexual contact with another man. Only way to get to straight guys to do something sexual with each other is to find a couple of guys in desperate need of cash and pay them attractive sum of money.

Imagine a warm and wet mouth on your dick, instead of your calloused hand. Yeah it happens to be another guys mouth. What are you afraid of?

"I don't find men attractive!"

Do you find your man hand attractive?


Seriously straights, loosen up and let a big dick slide right in and massage your prostate.

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Fajita Fiesta
Dec 15, 2013
agree x100

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
suddenly im not gay anymore

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Who even uses their hand anymore when there are so many depraved sex toys to choose from?

Up your game, OP.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
if a man would PAY ME a good amount of money to suck my dick . ok I guess

but id have to take viagra prob

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Voted homophobe, don't like beards near my dingaling.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
lmao everyone does that OP it just means that both men and women find you repulsive

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

Voted homophobe, don't like beards near my dingaling.

So if they were clean-shaven you wouldn't mind?

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Men in Ancient Greece used to have sex with each other, and now that place sucks

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Chris Awful posted:

Straights are deathly afraid of sexual contact with another man. Only way to get to straight guys to do something sexual with each other is to find a couple of guys in desperate need of cash and pay them attractive sum of money.

Imagine a warm and wet mouth on your dick, instead of your calloused hand. Yeah it happens to be another guys mouth. What are you afraid of?

"I don't find men attractive!"

Do you find your man hand attractive?


Seriously straights, loosen up and let a big dick slide right in and massage your prostate.

sensational stuff, op

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
honestly op call me a prude but I just find the type of penetration involved a bit disgusting, men or women. namaste

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
shut the gently caress up

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Is this your OK Cupid opener?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Inevitable posted:

Is this your OK Cupid opener?

Now that you mention it, it would be a pretty good opener.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




newreply.php posted:

lmao everyone does that OP it just means that both men and women find you repulsive

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i find that when sex is used as a tool for dominance the gender of the recipient becomes unimportant OP

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
the quality of young crossdressers is good nowadays, id probably bang one in the butt and awkwardly avoid their penis

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
What I find alarming is the homophobia is so bad in some countries, that dozens of men gang rape women in public. What the gently caress?

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
OP guzzling the she-cum from the shenises of straight MTFs

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
goku's only 5'7 and i know brazilian jiu jitsu i'm pretty sure I'D gently caress GOKU

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I remember the thread where goons said they'd only have gay sex for $1 000 000 plus. What I'm saying is that they're idiots

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

plain blue jacket posted:

I remember the thread where goons said they'd only have gay sex for $1 000 000 plus. What I'm saying is that they're idiots

i don't remember these at all i just remember a lot of genderfluid orientationqueer people saying anyone would go gay for any amount of money over a few hundred

not on my watch

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
actually one of the men will spontaneously become a woman (like frogs) and then play video games all day

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Chris Awful posted:

Straights are deathly afraid of sexual contact with another man. Only way to get to straight guys to do something sexual with each other is to find a couple of guys in desperate need of cash and pay them attractive sum of money.

Imagine a warm and wet mouth on your dick, instead of your calloused hand. Yeah it happens to be another guys mouth. What are you afraid of?

"I don't find men attractive!"

Do you find your man hand attractive?


Seriously straights, loosen up and let a big dick slide right in and massage your prostate.

this, but for animals and incest

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

Neurosis posted:

goku's only 5'7 and i know brazilian jiu jitsu i'm pretty sure I'D gently caress GOKU
post ur hottest wrasslin goku fanfics

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

In places where there are REALLY no women around, like boats (historically) and jails, I understand men actually do that pretty often.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
I don't understand why straight men dont :gas: this thread

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Dubious posted:

I don't understand why straight men dont :gas: this thread

hahaha u c none of the moderators on here are straight

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
id stick my dick in a lot of things for a lot of money

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
i lust for death and subjugation of all women


gay or go home

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
are troons higher or lower on the list than other dudes

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I'm straight and I've only had sex with men. I mean, having a dick in your rear end is great, so what if its a man's?

Lodo
May 9, 2006
Actually a cow.
I would be indistinguishable from a regular gay.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Neurosis posted:

hahaha u c none of the moderators on here are straight

This is true, Spanishmanlove actually lives in a public restroom filled with gloryholes

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
PFHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin goku XD

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Chris Awful posted:

Straights are deathly afraid of sexual contact with another man. Only way to get to straight guys to do something sexual with each other is to find a couple of guys in desperate need of cash and pay them attractive sum of money.

Imagine a warm and wet mouth on your dick, instead of your calloused hand. Yeah it happens to be another guys mouth. What are you afraid of?

"I don't find men attractive!"

Do you find your man hand attractive?


Seriously straights, loosen up and let a big dick slide right in and massage your prostate.

epic

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

NiceGuy posted:

PFHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin goku XD

no gently caress you. if you don't put in a goku option people moan that there isn't a goku option instead of talking about being gay4pay

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
OP clearly doesn't live on a coastline

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

Chris Awful posted:

What I find alarming is the homophobia is so bad in some countries, that dozens of men gang rape women in public. What the gently caress?

"Homophobia". Standing around in a big group of guys with their swollen schlongs hanging out, watching some other guy's rear end pumping up and down. The woman is barely visible, but there's a hell of a lot of man flesh on display.

Homophobic indeed.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
If nothing else, it can at least make guys more proficient at blowjobs.
It would probably make them better able to communicate preferred methods to women.

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