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It doesn't add up. If there's a pizza place you like that does take and bake and you haven't tried it, try that poo poo. It is way better than a delivery or carryout because you get it hot and fresh and a bit crisper out of the oven. AND you can drive home and get righteously drunk and high before you put it into the oven which is also a major plus. If take and bake pizzas are off the charts from my favorite pizza places, I figured a designated take and bake store would put together awesome pizzas but every time I venture into Papa Murphy's I spend $12 on something that ends up tasting like one of Wal-Mart's $8 pizzas. It's bad math. It's bad pizza.
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It's better than this thread, OP
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Aug 27, 2014 18:26
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the Chicago style is p. good op
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Aug 27, 2014 18:26
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John stole the recipe from Murphy now Murphy has to innovate to keep up but its not goin well
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Aug 27, 2014 18:27
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Who the gently caress is Murphy. We only got papa John's.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:28
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Pizza Mafia Wars
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Aug 27, 2014 18:29
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Savington posted:It's better than this thread, OP I have a much higher bar than that as far as what I'll put in my mouth though
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Aug 27, 2014 18:29
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When I think of names I associate with Italian cuisine I think 'Murphy'
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Aug 27, 2014 18:30
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Fisticuffs posted:Wal-Mart's $8 pizzas
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Aug 27, 2014 18:33
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Whirlwind Jones posted:lol what? Walmart has pizzas for $8.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:34
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is your sales tax like 20% or are you literally buying family-size pizzas for yourself every time
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Aug 27, 2014 18:34
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Whirlwind Jones posted:lol what? Wal-Mart has some fresh, non-frozen pizzas in their deli section at some locations. I can't remember exactly how much they cost because I haven't had one in years(they're VERY not good) but I remember them costing a bit more than the Lil Caesar's $5 pizzas(despite being 3x as large, should've been a warning sign). I think they were between $7-10. Farmer Crack-rear end posted:is your sales tax like 20% or are you literally buying family-size pizzas for yourself every time Sales tax is high as gently caress but $12 is for a large pizza with 5-7 toppings. I have only been to Papa Murphy's twice. Once a few years back when they opened one near me in Indianapolis and once today when I talked myself into getting one because I could get an assload of toppings for not much money.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:35
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do you have pizza leftovers for like three days afterward or are you a grotesquely gluttonous gutbarge
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Aug 27, 2014 18:35
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"no no i get it for my friends" if you hate murhpy's so much why would you keep inflicting them on your friends
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Aug 27, 2014 18:36
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I like Papa Murphys. You actually need to know how to bake a pizza, which makes it tough, especially if you get one with a lot of toppings or a stuffed pizza it can be hard to get right if you aren't already into cooking or don't have a pizza stone. The other thing is that you need to take it off of the paper plate thing as soon as you can so that the crust can actually be good. The veggie gourmet (I think that's what it's called) is probably the best thing they make so I would try that.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:37
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weak troll OP. 2/5 meats stuffed pizza, would not bake again.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:38
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Fairly passive posted:When I think of names I associate with Italian cuisine I think 'Murphy' Wow bro you're going to be really disappointed with life if you're all about some kind of racist ideology where a food designed by a group of people can only be made by that group. Sorry for your loss.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:39
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i dont know what point you're trying to make op because i havent read a word in this thread but im going to assume you're a retarded whiny idiot
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Aug 27, 2014 18:39
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wow i was right
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Aug 27, 2014 18:39
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lmao if u pay money to go out for food only to bring it home because you need to cook it urself u just got trolled hard son
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Aug 27, 2014 18:40
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homo punching bag posted:lmao if u pay money to go out for food only to bring it home because you need to cook it urself u just got trolled hard son
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Aug 27, 2014 18:42
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homo punching bag posted:lmao if u pay money to go out for food only to bring it home because you need to cook it urself u just got trolled hard son Actually you got trolled too, because you helped pay for a lot of it (if you pay taxes that is).
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Aug 27, 2014 18:44
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I get 2 big rear end slices from Nikki Romas for 4 bucks. They cook it right there and hand it to you. Good quality pizza in little amount of time. They also have calzones. Best pizza place in town.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:47
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I only eat Papa Smurf's pizza.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:48
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It's poo poo because rather than using a commercial kitchen oven that can bake the pizza at the high temps needed to make non-poo poo crust, they make you bring the pizza home and bake it in your meant-for-pies home oven. Also, their ingredients suck. 20 minutes with some flour, water, salt, and yeast can make better dough. A can of tomatoes, an onion, and butter can make a better sauce.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:50
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Papa Murphy's Paparoni is god-tier and you're a dubmass loving shitnerd orangutan
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Aug 27, 2014 18:50
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The big Walmart Marketplace pizzas are actually good, papa murphy's is a joke, and who the gently caress eats a vegetarian pizza except retards?
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Aug 27, 2014 18:51
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i buy pizza bases, tom sauce, mozzarella and my own toppings ... cheaper than factory made and you can load it to the max
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Aug 27, 2014 18:52
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Stormfang1502 posted:Actually you got trolled too, because you helped pay for a lot of it (if you pay taxes that is). obama is doing socialized pizza now???? wher are my guns
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Aug 27, 2014 18:54
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SirEvelynTremble posted:i buy pizza bases, tom sauce, mozzarella and my own toppings ... cheaper than factory made and you can load it to the max This is true if you make like 5 pizzas over the course of a week but I use maybe a 3rd of even a small pack of pepperoni on a large homemade pizza, for example. You're right they're definitely way better I just don't have very strong options for getting a small amount of some of the toppings I like. Buying a pizza base is a huuuuge waste of money if you're pretty much making it yourself. Tomato sauce at least takes a while to cook together so there is an argument but make dough if you're doing all the other steps.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:56
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homo punching bag posted:obama is doing socialized pizza now???? wher are my guns Produce is subsidized in the united states. You are probably unaware of this because you are stupid.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:56
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homo punching bag posted:lmao if u pay money to go out for food only to bring it home because you need to cook it urself u just got trolled hard son I like to be way too drunk to drive and too high and disoriented to put together an order when I eat(typically once a day) so I have to plan the meal ahead of time to protect the safety of myself and others.
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Aug 27, 2014 18:57
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Hobohemian posted:Produce is subsidized in the united states. You are probably unaware of this because you are stupid. actually im smart because i chose to be born in canada
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Aug 27, 2014 18:58
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papa murphy's is one of those investment scam places very popular among old right-wingers they advertise franchise ownership on loving rush limbaugh 
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Aug 27, 2014 18:58
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lol if you don't pick your pizzas after planting pizza seeds in the spring
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Aug 27, 2014 19:00
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Fisticuffs posted:Tomato sauce at least takes a while to cook together so there is an argument but make dough if you're doing all the other steps. i use ready made ragu ... all the herbs - oregano, garlic, basil are already in the sauce. takes an extra 5 mins to put homemade pizza together if you already have premade bases. can freeze the rest of cheese, toppings and use the rest of sauce for bolognese
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Aug 27, 2014 19:01
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SirEvelynTremble posted:i use ready made ragu ... all the herbs - oregano, garlic, basil are already in the sauce. you are a goddamn sonofabitch "yeah I make my own pizza but use Ragu like a goddamn single mom in the mid 90s"
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Aug 27, 2014 19:02
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homo punching bag posted:obama is doing socialized pizza now???? wher are my guns pizza is a vegetable (according to congress), obama subsidizes vegetables, QED Peanut President posted:lol if you don't pick your pizzas after planting pizza seeds in the spring 
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Aug 27, 2014 19:02
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Peanut President posted:you are a goddamn sonofabitch screw you my mom was married in the 90s
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papa murphy's is still better than unos. unos is worse than budget frozen pizzas.
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