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next time you're out and about, start mentally replacing everyone with literal chimpanzees. at a restaurant? imagine a circle of chimps on the forest floor eating mangos together. on the road? imagine a chimp piloting a vehicle. where's he going? why does he need to go somewhere? watching a porn? imagine it's a couple of bonobos humping. at a park, watching kids play? little baby chimps, squealing and running around. really puts things in perspective and makes you think, imo. so much drama in the world and we're just glorified chimps. 
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im chimpanzee u already know
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hmm you may have heard of a little site called chimpout.com and I think that would be a more fitting place for you OP. 
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sum of us fancier than others, idiot retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w
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it's p. easy to just see people as hairless apes anyway OP I mean just as an example have you ever actually stopped and listened to / thought about laughter as a thing? Pretty chimpy
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Aug 27, 2014 18:48
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Quickscope420dad posted:it's p. easy to just see people as hairless apes anyway OP exactly what i'm talkin about  yelling and shouting, too
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OP drafts up another quality thread Quickscope420dad posted:Pretty chimpy
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Aug 27, 2014 18:50
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LifeSizePotato posted:exactly what i'm talkin about Completely unironic case study: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xUy2inkGHQ loudest chimp makes noises, other chimps respond to those noises chimp presses objects which make images appear on a plate, other chimp sees images on plate elsewhere and presses equivalent objects to create responsive images on a plate (this is us right now)
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Agreed op ogga booga
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i prefer to think of myself as a fancy bonobo now who's up for a round of penis fencing
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Aug 27, 2014 18:54
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Bro Dad posted:i prefer to think of myself as a fancy bonobo *shits in hand and throws it at you* (humans also do this. See: severe autism)
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Aug 27, 2014 18:55
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hmmm interesting argument OP. i think you forogot that evolution is a lie though
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:im chimpanzee in the fast lane please call animal control
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Aug 27, 2014 18:56
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At the end of the day, I literally transmogrify into a Fancy Chimp EDIT\/\/\/ Gas station boiled chimps
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Aug 27, 2014 18:56
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you goddamn liberals with your fancy chimps! down here on the farm we get by being simple, unfancy chimps
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:im chimpanzee Heartbroken 2Twice posted:in the fast lane lol
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last i checked chimps dont have an anime equivilent chimps 1 homo sapiens 0
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We're the great ape version of this 
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Aug 27, 2014 19:17
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Some great apes are greater than others.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNuZ4OE6vCk
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Aug 27, 2014 19:22
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Can chimps change their gender whenever they feel like ? checkmate OP
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more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k
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Aug 27, 2014 19:23
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Ebola Roulette posted:We're the great ape version of this Make u think
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 I hope Ebola kills us all.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem posted:In 2003, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000 grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes Crested Macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon in England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website.[10]
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Whew just noticed it was The Onion. gg
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:last sentence could be about a wide variety of gbs threads we are basically the same animal
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So wait does this mean if I'm being arrested I can yell "get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape"???
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Peanut President posted:So wait does this mean if I'm being arrested I can yell "get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape"??? yes actually
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i can't find it now but i watched a pretty convincing lecture on youtube once where the guy disproved the idea of non-human chimps learning actual language in a meaningful way turns out koko was a kon artist
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Aug 27, 2014 19:39
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:im chimpanzee
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Aug 27, 2014 19:42
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I'm not a fancy chimp. I'm a fancy man.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13TkYkEwOzU
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We should be kind to the fancy chimp, and the other chimp.
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Aug 27, 2014 20:13
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Nature's original pussy cartel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJTfGhAjSI What a beta
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this is the saddest video i've seen all day
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It is a fun thing to think about while stoned. Most other mammals have fur going out of their body. We're pretty much like a sphynx (bald cat) version of a chimp with impressive feet and a poo poo ton of long hair going out of our heads, prob a feature we clung on to through natural selection. That sort of explains why most women prefer men without baldness. Whoooiaaaaaasaaa 
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