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And then I was like Jesus Christ Mrs. Johnson its $.35 cents, I'll give you $.35, hell I've got two quarters right loving here and then she's like don't SPEAK like that in front of my poor children, I can't afford these BILLS! and her retard kids are crying and one of them is trying to gum the conveyor belt. At this point the kid behind the register is obviously breaking down and there's now 3 people behind you in line and no other registers open and the manager keeps telling Mrs. Johnson over and over that she'll get the price she's haggled for, but Mrs. Johnson is basically wailing and the kids have broken the eggs all over the floor. You try to just 'seinfeld hands up' the situation but you slip in the eggs trying to squeaze out past the end of the line, pinning you under the cart and covered in eggs. Mrs. Johnson assumes you're trying to push the cart into her retards on purpose and starts screaming louder and kicking you. You can't get up because you're stuck under the cart and you rolled your ankle. All the thrashing atracts the largest retard to start jumping on the cart with all 200 lbs of himself to 'HELP MA!'. At this point you're starting to panic and the manager is on the phone with the cops. And that is why WE DON'T loving HAGGLE ANYMORE
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Aug 27, 2014 23:07
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Big Beef City posted:Because you never know if you're actually getting a good deal on anything, and who has time to be dicked around even more with some shopkeeper somewhere? i do sorta because it's what afgans do at work, they pay for their goods walk up to a manager and try and hagle over the price of every item. Sometimes for up to 2 hours, they never get a deal but they do it anyway.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:07
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i don't know what your bent is, OP. but i encourage people of all races, immigration status, religion, and class to come together and be a collective boil on your racist rear end the next time you see fit to make crappy posts like this.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:14
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Iron_Orchid posted:i don't know what your bent is, OP. but i encourage people of all races, immigration status, religion, and class to come together and be a collective boil on your racist rear end the next time you see fit to make crappy posts like this. it's the job of an immigrant to integrate, not make us deal with their poo poo, that's why they came here to get away from their countries poo poo.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:15
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If we didn't have immigrants what culture would hipsters adopt did you think about the hipsters op
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Aug 27, 2014 23:19
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I was at the supermarket this one time and a Chinese guy in front of me was buying like 50 cases of Vanilla Coke. He saw me looking at his cart and tells me in broken English that it's four cases for $10 and that he really likes Vanilla Coke. I reply that that's a really good deal and that Vanilla coke is also pretty tasty. That's my racism story.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:45
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why do immigrant business owners always try to scam you? i was getting my oil changed and they kept telling me my filters needed replacing when i could clearly tell they didn't
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Aug 27, 2014 23:48
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bigzak posted:why do immigrant business owners always try to scam you? i was getting my oil changed and they kept telling me my filters needed replacing when i could clearly tell they didn't how many times did they call you "my friend?"
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Aug 27, 2014 23:50
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I went through this automated carwash run by this turkish guy once, but the machine ate my cash and didn't start the wash. So i go inside and tell the guy and he comes out and makes a big deal out of putting another bill in to start the wash like he's doing me a big favor from his own pocket, when it was very clearly his carwash.
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Aug 27, 2014 23:55
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few times I've been in China I'm always astounded at how people will argue over like 3 chairman mao funbucks (yuan?) it takes forever also ordering food is a loving ordeal
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Aug 27, 2014 23:59
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Try not being racist and not work in customer service I guess
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Aug 28, 2014 00:01
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Caste system You are the menial servant and they are the master giving you the money
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Aug 28, 2014 00:02
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I've never heard of an Indian person robbing a bank, ever.
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Aug 28, 2014 00:04
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but seriously can you imagine the shitstorm if our extremely entitled white customers in the US felt like they could haggle and it was just a thing suicides by retail employee would skyrocket overnight
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Aug 28, 2014 00:04
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TOILETLORD posted:i do sorta because it's what afgans do at work, they pay for their goods walk up to a manager and try and hagle over the price of every item. Sometimes for up to 2 hours, they never get a deal but they do it anyway.
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Aug 28, 2014 00:11
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whip posted:I've never heard of an Indian person robbing a bank, ever. The best robbers are never caught
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Aug 28, 2014 00:23
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Negative Entropy posted:Why doesn't the manager just walk away? Who would have the time or sanity to haggle with someone for 2 hours? What you think they have something better to do?
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Aug 28, 2014 00:24
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gently caress Hoosiers, worst state
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Aug 28, 2014 00:27
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Patel??!!
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Aug 28, 2014 00:51
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Negative Entropy posted:Why doesn't the manager just walk away? Who would have the time or sanity to haggle with someone for 2 hours? It's obviously a wild exaggeration, which racists are wont to do. It's like how the single white dude is always behind a Mexican family with 20 people at the checkout while they buy champagne and lobster tails with their EBT card. Lotus Brony posted:I was at the supermarket this one time and a Chinese guy in front of me was buying like 50 cases of Vanilla Coke. He saw me looking at his cart and tells me in broken English that it's four cases for $10 and that he really likes Vanilla Coke. I reply that that's a really good deal and that Vanilla coke is also pretty tasty. Pretty good deal if you're the type of disgusting person that drinks 50 cases of Vanilla Coke a year. I think soda stays pretty "fresh" for about 18 months which is hosed up and why I don't drink soda.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:01
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I have a class with all indian students aside from me, one white guy, and two asian girls. Immabe racist. That room smells like poo poo.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:15
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everybody else is racist but i'm not
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Aug 28, 2014 01:17
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this is true when i came to america they gave me a packet on how to be a white number 1 but i threw that poo poo in the garbage because im already number 1
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Aug 28, 2014 01:20
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Indians smell. I'm sorry but its true 100% of the time.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:21
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bigzak posted:why do immigrant business owners always try to scam you? i was getting my oil changed and they kept telling me my filters needed replacing when i could clearly tell they didn't i didn't realize jiffy lube was an immigrant business
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Aug 28, 2014 01:25
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Did they try to rape you OP?
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Aug 28, 2014 01:26
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Please do racism bans
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Aug 28, 2014 01:41
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You think nobody from India wants to be able to enjoy SA? gently caress off to youtube comments you slimy loving losers. wtf lotax gbs needs actual mods
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Aug 28, 2014 01:43
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Spanish Manlove posted:nah you're probably racist. get that poo poo checked out bro You
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Aug 28, 2014 01:44
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Throwdini posted:You think nobody from India wants to be able to enjoy SA? gently caress off to youtube comments you slimy loving losers. wtf lotax gbs needs actual mods stop gangraping ppl
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Aug 28, 2014 02:04
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bet a lot of rude indians get special sauce on their food orders.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:21
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Monkey Fracas posted:but seriously can you imagine the shitstorm if our extremely entitled white customers in the US felt like they could haggle and it was just a thing Ah yes, that's why every extremely entitled white customer in the US loves to go shopping for cars and everyone talks about how awesome it is and the haggling is their favorite part. they should check. their. loving. privilege.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:24
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whites should be sterilized
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Aug 28, 2014 02:28
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Windows 98 posted:I suppose I'd tell you I'm not trying to be racist but that's what every racist statement starts with. I guess what I really mean is first generation immigrants. I have no beef with people of whatever ethnicity born here. It just seems like no matter what kind of job you have, retail, food service, etc., Indian customers make you want to shoot yourself in the face. They are constantly trying to haggle the price of something as if I even had the authority to change the price anyway. Is this because bartering is still popular in India or something? Maybe they have inside knowledge that your an idiot and would likely accept the lower price.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:34
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then who will provide us with dried fruits from bitcoin mining rigs??
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Aug 28, 2014 02:34
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I know this guy Arnoldo he works at the Indian restaurant and he gives me a free mango lassi every time I see him there
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Aug 28, 2014 02:42
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why are so many indian kids born with terrible mutations? the corpse water?
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the culminator posted:why are so many indian kids born with terrible mutations? the corpse water? theres over a billion people there, you're bound to see some hosed up dna
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the culminator posted:why are so many indian kids born with terrible mutations? the corpse water? it's from swallowing loads of boogers and semen in their food after being rude to servers.
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