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f*** About an hour or two ago, I decided to walk to the nearby gas station to get some delicious gummied candies and a bit of cheap wine. I had a bit over a third of a bottle of El Jimidor which would do for two or three hours but not an evening. I purchased my wares, some candy and this small weird carton of wine, and returned to finish my tequila. I did so, then opened the wine. To my surprise, the seal inside the cap had already been disturbed which I had never encountered before. I was already a bit drunk so I didn't remember whether or not the cap had that extra little bit of resistance when initially opened or not. I thought back to the Tylenol Killer. But I wanted to get drunker than I was. So I drank the wine, which didn't taste different but it wouldn't. And now, here I am. I have obtained my preferable level of inebriation, but I am just sitting and waiting to die.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrEwCa8nSA
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Aug 28, 2014 01:20
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good
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Aug 28, 2014 01:21
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You earned it.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:21
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That was me OP. I just peed in the bottle, is all.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:21
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can i have the rest of your tequila
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Aug 28, 2014 01:22
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Jon Joe posted:That was me OP. I just peed in the bottle, is all. Oh, pee.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:22
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goondolences
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Aug 28, 2014 01:22
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i mean not to be crass or anything but i figure youre probably putting your worldly possessions in order and i figured, hey, why not get a look in, yknow
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Aug 28, 2014 01:22
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op why is your preferred level of inebriation at a level that allows typing and consciousness 
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Aug 28, 2014 01:24
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That's what you get for buying cheap wine OP. I'm here drinking my botrytized Cabernet Franc and it's goooood.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:24
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That's nothing, OP, one time there was a WORM in my tequila bottle.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:26
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an nox
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Aug 28, 2014 01:27
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OP quick call the poison doctor Not the one that gives u poison the other who takes it away makes u better quick!
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Aug 28, 2014 01:29
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It's not like you were going to have a good morning tomorrow anyways by getting drunk off of cheap wine.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:38
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real talk tho, jimador is pretty good for the price
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Aug 28, 2014 01:41
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hey, at least you're here.
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Aug 28, 2014 01:42
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paranoid randroid posted:can i have the rest of your tequila I drank the Jimidor before I drank the wine gorki posted:op why is your preferred level of inebriation at a level that allows typing and consciousness I'm drunk not retarded. Just have to post slower. And proofread.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:00
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i'm glad of it
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Aug 28, 2014 02:00
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Stevie Lee posted:real talk tho, jimador is pretty good for the price IMO it's pretty much the best. Very clean silver.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:01
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Better send Rebecca down to the first floor. Check your map.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:01
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I didn't understand the part where you bought cheap wine
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Aug 28, 2014 02:01
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Yivgev posted:an nox
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op where are you on the spectrum of reasons for drinkin? the SoRFD runs from the extreme of hopeless despair, squinting through tears as you threaten suicide to everyone online and divulging that it was really all about your scoutmaster drinkin, to fun, dongcoptering while wearing a lampshade and singing the lyrics of a song to the tune of a different song drinkin
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Aug 28, 2014 02:11
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can I have your stereo, op?
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Aug 28, 2014 02:15
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didnt read but my advice is to suck the poison from the wound
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Aug 28, 2014 02:36
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well done op
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I wish there was a cure for your posting
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Aug 28, 2014 02:47
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I hate when I get a good buzz going and then it's ruined by some poo poo like being poisoned. I recommend you take some sleeping pills and call it a night. If you are lucky enough to wake up tomorrow you can get drunk then!
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Aug 28, 2014 02:48
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Are you done dying yet, OP?
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Aug 28, 2014 02:49
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Do you have any actual loved ones with whom to spend ur last moments instead
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Aug 28, 2014 02:49
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Yivgev posted:an nox *spams in por ylem* sorry bro
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Aug 28, 2014 02:51
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1-800-222-1222
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Aug 28, 2014 02:54
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Eat an entire bottle of Tylenol I hear that's good for fixing alcohol poisoning. Like 20-30 extra strength Tylenol at once will fix you right up.
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Aug 28, 2014 03:14
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Yivgev posted:an nox Real talk Ultima online was the best video game ever created
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Aug 28, 2014 03:17
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Update thred when u die
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Aug 28, 2014 03:50
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Real talk Ultima online was the best video game ever created *nods respectfully to you* Full Metal Jackass posted:*spams in por ylem* dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 28, 2014 03:52
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Why don't we just wait here a little while. See what happens.
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Report yourself to the police you've BEEN MURDERED. Clean yourself, a sponge bath with a fine toothed Velcro comb much like a kitten tongue you'll enjoy it Tonsured fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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