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f*** About an hour or two ago, I decided to walk to the nearby gas station to get some delicious gummied candies and a bit of cheap wine. I had a bit over a third of a bottle of El Jimidor which would do for two or three hours but not an evening. I purchased my wares, some candy and this small weird carton of wine, and returned to finish my tequila. I did so, then opened the wine. To my surprise, the seal inside the cap had already been disturbed which I had never encountered before. I was already a bit drunk so I didn't remember whether or not the cap had that extra little bit of resistance when initially opened or not. I thought back to the Tylenol Killer. But I wanted to get drunker than I was. So I drank the wine, which didn't taste different but it wouldn't. And now, here I am. I have obtained my preferable level of inebriation, but I am just sitting and waiting to die.
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paranoid randroid posted:can i have the rest of your tequila I drank the Jimidor before I drank the wine gorki posted:op why is your preferred level of inebriation at a level that allows typing and consciousness I'm drunk not retarded. Just have to post slower. And proofread.
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Stevie Lee posted:real talk tho, jimador is pretty good for the price IMO it's pretty much the best. Very clean silver.
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Broenheim posted:Getting drunk is more important then living, so good work op One of many of life's carnal pleasures that I would rather enjoy than ensure my ongoing livelihood. Good news, GBS, my life has been spared. I thought I was seeing things half an hour after I drank the tampered with wine, but I was probably holding my breath for too long after hitting the bowl. After a nap, all is well excepting the fact that I did not buy enough alcohol. The liquor store is still open, I'm not going to bother with the gas station again, but I think I could stand to at least not be drunk for a few hours until tomorrow for once maybe. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be sober  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRADRYoSVo E: I just want to be clear that I am not endorsing that song, which is terrible, just the song concept Fisticuffs fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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Aug 28, 2014 06:13
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Obligatory Handle posted:OP, you are an alcoholic. Then why aren't I drunk right now? If having 6-8 drinks a night makes me an alcoholic, then America is a country full of alcoholics Oh but wait America is the greatest country there ever was so how likely is that
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