kalonZombie posted:He's making me sit through this entire game as revenge for All 4 One.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 22:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:10 |
Aiden is like Rorschach if Rorschach weren't funny or interesting.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 13:49 |
The Heavenator posted:It's the type of game that the more you think about it, the angrier you get.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 00:29 |
A few games before Watch_Dogs have had video distortions as an artistic choice thing. Most just have chromatic aberration (rainbows on edges) when there's a violent shake of the camera, and then Max Payne 3 turned that into overdrive to show just how drunk/hung over Max was. Thing is, there's no art to how Watch_Dogs employs the effect, it's just...there, there's no impact to it.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 23:26 |
SystemLogoff posted:This game is the Mega Man Battle Network series, except taken seriously. Someone needs to hack Lan over the main character for laughs. CrashCat posted:I would have more respect for Aiden if his first act was to log into his mom's oven to clean it of viruses. Not even lying.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 13:59 |
Okay guys, okay, I'd just like to settle one thing, get one thing straight here, alright? Now, I checked the Saints Row wiki and in Saints Row 2 there's two weapons you have to unlock via missions, and those are the Mini-Gun and the Pimp Cane which doubles as a kickass shotgun. Every other gun can either be bought with ingame money, or is unlocked by beating side activities. Well, except one, the assault rifle with a grenade launcher requires you to get every single combat trick, which includes shooting someone in their crotch.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 14:57 |
Yeah, now that you mention it, Hydrophobia did the whole "camera see, camera hack" thing. I think you just cycled through camera feeds instead of going from camera to camera, though.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 21:22 |
I saw this image and thought of this thread.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 12:28 |
The Heavenator posted:My guest this week is Great Joe, he does have any threads to link to, but he's still a real cool guy. So, now that we've established that there are hacker chicks, I wanted to know, are there gangs of badass hacker chicks who shoot you and hack your guns?
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 02:01 |
Back onto the subject of Jayden's questionable taste in billboard texts
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 22:27 |
Probably. I mean a good deal of american traffic lights are connected by wifi for whatever reason.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2014 22:41 |
Crepuscule Adepte posted:Well, it's not so much "the internet" as "the antagonist's database that you're leeching off of" edit: Remember how in Dark Knight, Batman invented a way to spy on every single person in every even-remotely-civilised part of the world? And that in narrative terms it was explicitly put there as a ridiculously extreme measure? Also, remember that Batman agreed to only use it for an hour (or less, can't remember) before destroying every shred of documentation he had on this technology, because even he knew it was a terrible invasion of privacy. Aiden wants to be Batman, but it really feels like the second he'd see the scene where Batman agrees to the self-destruct, he'd go "why?" Great Joe fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Oct 12, 2014 |
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 13:28 |
Press X to Remember.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 23:12 |
SSNeoman posted:maxed out Aiden's skills.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 12:08 |
SSNeoman posted:-One that gives you vehicle better control on dirt and off-road (only really visible on motorcycles due to how slippery cars control)
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 13:21 |
The Heavenator posted:Episode 6 : Uncut | Cut check it out.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2014 00:52 |
bman in 2288 posted:gently caress the Viceroys.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:54 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg_Lp5bO1U8
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 20:32 |
The Heavenator posted:Episode 8 : Uncut | Cut THI4F If there's anything good that can be said about this game, it's that it isn't The Crew. Great Joe fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jan 31, 2015 |
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2015 16:36 |
Freegans and pescetarians.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2015 14:37 |
What is the point of anything in this game, really?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 18:29 |
No, it's actually really dumb.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 12:31 |
"You're in my fortress, I know you're planning a mutiny against me, even when you do work, you fail so hard at it that you wind up losing me more resources than you earned me. Now I will let you witness me murdering a guy, have you walk out completely unharmed, and then call a hit on you because ?????" -Excellent gangster strategist Iraq
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 12:36 |
Which again begs the question of why Iraq hadn't killed Bedbug while Bedbug was in his gangster doom fortress.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 23:08 |
The person talking to Aiden during the hellcar digital trip is actually a spanish scientist.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 22:20 |
Aiden just keeps getting worse. First the Travis Touchdown jacket, and now arc flashes.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 11:12 |
Bobbin Threadbare posted:Watch_Dogs has a real plethora of villains. There's Iraq the crazy gang boss, the crazy old mafia boss, there's whoever ordered the hit on Aiden and killed his daughter-niece, and there's his former partner in crime who kidnapped Aiden's sister-wife to make him commit One Last Job with him and who has just sold him out to I think the ctOS guys who may or may not be their own antagonist group.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 14:12 |
why would you have a camera at your hacker desk why would you wear a mask in front of the camera at your hacker desk
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 15:45 |
So, Damien's still a problem, ctOS and Blume are still a problem, Deadmoufive has just become a problem and Bedbug might not be a problem again.
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 22:58 |
Yes I really do need to go over this list to make sure
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 22:58 |
LoonShia posted:TBF, a modern day Assassin's Creed would be pretty sad.
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 19:06 |
Modern day Assassin's Creed would miss the point of Assassin's Creed. What would you even do? Kill Bush? Instigate Benghazi? Crash Malaysian airplanes?
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 21:54 |
...9/11?
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 22:08 |
You come out of the bloodstained cockpit dressed in your hoodie, the twin towers fast approaching in the front view mirror. You jump out, but the camera stays on the doomed aeroplane, revealing the title: Assassin's Creed - Mission Accomplished.
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 23:01 |
I like that this rich DJ celebrity super hacker can't afford a better car than an early-nineties volvo.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 12:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:10 |
dedsec is just there to make 4chan angry at Ubisoft, thereby spreading free publicity.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 19:13 |