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Pay bocce ball in the park with your buds, don't wear shirts and just be like laughin and having a blast
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be nice to old people
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Aug 28, 2014 07:24
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Wear some cool shades and eat some tasty pizza
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Aug 28, 2014 08:03
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Have a big dick. That's it.
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Aug 28, 2014 08:12
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donkey salami posted:Very true when you pull your dick out The slow dick reveal is so cool.
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Aug 28, 2014 08:41
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mount a magnifying glass onto the front of your pants so that when you whip out your dick it looks bigger 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbn6Kvb1RZY follow spenny's advice
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Aug 28, 2014 09:41
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Memorize funny lines from funny movies, and then say them!
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Aug 28, 2014 10:11
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straighten up a paper clip and then use a sharp knife to strip off the plastic sheath, and then insert the entire length into your urethra. if you can get it all in you're a cool guy
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Aug 28, 2014 10:12
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Eyebrows. Cool guys never move their eyebrows. Really, go look. That is why Whoopi Goldberg is somehow always so cool, all the time.
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Aug 28, 2014 10:40
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say cool words like racecar and mint as often as possible
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Aug 28, 2014 10:47
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when people ask where you're from tell them in the form of an area code using the word "the" I'M FROM THE 207 BITCH Idiot Kicker fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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Aug 28, 2014 10:48
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Enter and exit rooms making sounds and hand gestures reminiscent of operating a motorcycle.
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Aug 28, 2014 10:56
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It can't be learnt, OP Best you can do is hang around with cool people and be kind of like a human dog to them hope this helps?
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Aug 28, 2014 10:58
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a hole-y ghost posted:straighten up a paper clip and then use a sharp knife to strip off the plastic sheath, and then insert the entire length into your urethra. if you can get it all in you're a cool guy This is a trick. Cool people don't use those lovely plastic-wrapped paper clips, they use regular ones.
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Aug 28, 2014 11:16
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don't let anyone's poo poo get you down
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Aug 28, 2014 12:05
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- drink lots of fluids - wear shorts and a light tank top - stay in air conditioned buildings. If your building lacks air conditioning, open windows or use a fan - take a dip in a swimming pool - eat some ice cream
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Aug 28, 2014 12:10
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Be lovely enough to women to get laid, but nice enough to not be a misogynist.
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Aug 28, 2014 12:11
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sorry only know how 2b rad
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Aug 28, 2014 12:14
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don't give a gently caress
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Aug 28, 2014 12:18
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Have a wash
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Aug 28, 2014 12:57
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$400 shirts, gucci sunglasses, and bmws your parents buy you
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Aug 28, 2014 13:33
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have that simple minds song in your head and fist pump the air and stand like that for hours
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Aug 28, 2014 13:45
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alternatively have an angry resting face and dont talk to people
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Aug 28, 2014 13:46
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alternatively x2 charge up and jo
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gender illusionist posted:Have a wash a cold shower on a hot day, especially after working outdoors is a great way to be cool.
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Aug 28, 2014 13:57
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Get an avatar, plat and give no fucks.
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Aug 28, 2014 14:12
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Be the best at expressing your opinions by talking the loudest.
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Aug 28, 2014 14:43
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read elliot rodger's manifesto and don't do that
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Aug 28, 2014 14:46
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-turn every conversation into a debate and keep making false equivalencies -when at a party, empty out a beer (make sure it's a dark bottle) and fill it up with water so you dont get too drunk -be yourself -hol.d doors for everyone (MALE AND FEMALE) -Happiness is contagious as is politeness
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Aug 28, 2014 15:04
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That's easy just pop your collar
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Aug 28, 2014 15:05
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-memories some jokes that aren't too dirty but toe the line a bit (for the more mature people out there) -wink at people more often, it will build an unspoken relationship between you and the other person
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mtf trans but keep your cock and balls
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