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Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

It just happened and caught me off guard. Not aloud but in my mind and there are variations depending on the how serious or technical etc the post is. This is the way to go I'd say. Really exposes what man children we are.

Btw gas the op.

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
didn't read OP (non-plat) but read thread title in nerd voice.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Lowtax really did a trick on you.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
OK so you just read it in your own regular voice, why is this news OP? :cool:

*rides off on motorized BMX bike*

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
maybe it's just your true inner voice


you nerd

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't read in a voice my brain just interprets the information and processes it there is no sound or perceived sound involved

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

mookface posted:

I don't read in a voice my brain just interprets the information and processes it there is no sound or perceived sound involved
You are missing out. gently caress the information the voices make it funny.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Soft Shell Crab posted:

You are missing out. gently caress the information the voices make it funny.

Did you read my post in Jeff goldblum's voice?

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

mookface posted:

Did you read my post in Jeff goldblum's voice?
No I read it as Dale Cooper.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

how do you read my posts

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Like a fkin super nerd.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



are u fragmaster

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

I wish.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im rich

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006


I don't even know what this voice was. Get help man.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

try this one

It just happened and caught me off guard. Not aloud but in my mind and there are variations depending on the how serious or technical etc the post is. This is the way to go I'd say. Really exposes what man children we are.

Btw gas the op.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Sean Connery.

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010
Coincidentally, I started reading threads as if a deaf person was trying to speak.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
i read en with elliot rodgers voice

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Soft Shell Crab posted:

Like a fkin super nerd.

thanks that's the inflection i was going for

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

mookface posted:

Good news, everyone! I don't read in a voice my brain just interprets the information and processes it there is no sound or perceived sound involved and am also a gigantic nerd.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hey try this one

Dr. Furious posted:

You know dude, since the Supreme Court overturned the sodomy laws, there's been a lot of talk in the media about how gay sex = sodomy (that's anal sex dude).

You know what bro??

That's a lie.

Not all gay men do anal sex.

For example, I'm gay and I don't do anal sex.

And not all bi guys do anal sex.

For example, my lover's bi and he doesn't do anal.

You know, if you look at all the guys who have sex with other guys -- and that's a lotta guys dude -- most of em never go near anal.

They don't like the poo poo, they don't like the disease, and they don't wanna be nobody's bitch.

And they don't wanna make some other guy into their bitch neither.

Cause if they want coochie -- they're gonna go for a girl -- not another guy.

Those guys -- whether they call themselves gay, bi, or straight -- are lookin for cock.

And when they get it on with another guy, bro, they do it cock2cock.

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

That sounded like a guy that was having anal sex.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I don't have a uniform voice I assign to thread posters, though I frequently try to imagine how my post would sound if lampooned as an entry in the Flash Tub's Weekend Web series.

(One of my fondest dreams is to have a post lampooned in Weekend Web. Please notice me, Shmorky!)

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
yeah well this is nerd voice: the forum,
hope you remember that when you masturbate your ambiguous genitalia.
go to hell and die

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
op iu should post a youtube video of u readin goonposts itt. ppl will emptyquote the sh*t ouyt of u and ull be famous trust me im the king iof posting

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