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Sleepy Sip

not really funny, just true. poo poo.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


whoa. that sucks.

what happened?

FluffieDuckie

i'm sorry hon. here's to finding a better one :glomp:

Sleepy Sip

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

whoa. that sucks.

what happened?

there wasn't room for me at my student job because i'm not on the government need list. i mean, it's not like i'm actually kind of poor and have worked there for two years. i have one too many school grants to qualify or something. my fault for being semi-intelligent i guess.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

aww gently caress i'm sorry

posting smiling
time to take your music career full time.

Hobo Grandpa

"Trigger" is my trigger word.
Not to quibble, but isn't that laid off? Fired has such a pejorative tone.

Either way, that sucks.

Start a business and be your own boss. It rules.

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
man that is some black beans, that sucks, sleepy sip. You'll get back on your feet in no time

Lil Cunty


that really sucks
do you need a care package?

:glomp:

Sleepy Sip

WD-40 posted:

that really sucks
do you need a care package?

:glomp:

i could use one honestly i cant afford to have a phone anymore either lol

Looke

I'm rich let's date

FluffieDuckie

Looke posted:

I'm rich let's date

Pro strat swooping in while she's vulnerable

cruft

Being a student sucks. Sorry you lost your job.

Diqnol

And now I have to tell you BYOB is being deleted. What a bad day, huh?

Stormyish

I also got fired today

OUT OF A CANNON

Sleepy Sip

anime gently caress pillow posted:

And now I have to tell you BYOB is being deleted. What a bad day, huh?

i was too busy being fired to know if this is a joke or not

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Sleepy Sip posted:

i was too busy being fired to know if this is a joke or not

It is a joke, afp is being a big goofball

Budget Prefuse

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: wrong thread

Sleepy Sip

Looke posted:

I'm rich lowtax kyanka let's date

Stormyish


Hi I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!

alnilam

:glomp:

Stormyish

Also I'm sorry you got fired

Budget Prefuse

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: wrong thread again

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Budget Cop posted:

edit: wrong thread

indeed

bacalou


dear sleepy sip: hope you find a job soon, have some money saved that you forgot about, find a $20 on the sidewalk, and feel better soon

PS im gay

Sleepy Sip

im not going to make a loving indigogo for myself, but if i can do lovely $1 sketches or anything i'd be down. i need at least enough cash to put like 40 minutes on my lovely flip phone lol.

Looke

tell your ex boss you are a popular goon

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Sleepy Sip posted:

im not going to make a loving indigogo for myself, but if i can do lovely $1 sketches or anything i'd be down. i need at least enough cash to put like 40 minutes on my lovely flip phone lol.

I'll give you 40 minutes if you give me 40 minutes :pervert:

bwatts

haha im illegal carrot lets make jokes about somebody getting fired. sexual harrassment is totally ok if i dont REALLY mean it. i bet you voted not 5 on my gf thread as well. real piece of shi right here

Looke

breadingbutter

Pedantra

by Lowtax

Illegal Carrot posted:

I'll give you 40 minutes if you give me 40 minutes :pervert:

its literally horrifying that you'd even suggest that in these circumstances you loving weirdo

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Bureaus Watts posted:

haha im illegal carrot lets make jokes about somebody getting fired. sexual harrassment is totally ok if i dont REALLY mean it. i bet you voted not 5 on my gf thread as well. real piece of shi right here

who's joking?

Pedantra

by Lowtax
its a bad joke

Sleepy Sip

btw im laughing at most of these jokes which is good
all i have to sell is like a lovely gamecube and a 3ds, and some loving ps2 games. if anyone is interested in a 3ds and animal crossing new leaf/phantom hourglass pm me i guess.

Diqnol

Illegal Carrot posted:

who's joking?

Not you I hope, because nothing you ever say makes me laugh, bitch. You will die alongside BYOB.

Sleepy Sip

Illegal Carrot posted:

who's joking?

you're joking, i know this because i didnt receive a private message
haha i guess

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Sleepy Sip posted:

btw im laughing at most of these jokes which is good
all i have to sell is like a lovely gamecube and a 3ds, and some loving ps2 games. if anyone is interested in a 3ds and animal crossing new leaf/phantom hourglass pm me i guess.

do you have Mario Sunshine?

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anime gently caress pillow posted:

You will die alongside BYOB.

ride together die together

Sleepy Sip

Illegal Carrot posted:

do you have Mario Sunshine?

i own it, not sure if i have it atm. if you actually want it i'll check

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bwatts


ya prefuse get the hell outta here. whats with you. this is illegal carrots domain, and he makes the jokes... bitch

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