- tao of lmao
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I can pee sideways after drinking 8 cups of coffee a day for a month. What's yours?
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Aug 28, 2014 22:09
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 24, 2024 00:53
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- Captain No-mates
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i have the power to turn off my alarm merely by using 5 minutes worth of telekinesis
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Aug 28, 2014 22:10
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- tao of lmao
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At a stop light, I can make it turn green if I say "annnnnd GREEN!" repeatedly until it changes.
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Aug 28, 2014 22:13
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- Hobo Grandpa
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"Trigger" is my trigger word.
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My dog thinks it's pretty cool how I materialize his food out of nowhere 3 times a day.
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Aug 28, 2014 22:17
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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I can bend my arms all the way around like hosed up inverted alien knees
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Aug 28, 2014 22:18
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- tao of lmao
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I have an unusually cool, dry taint, even in the hottest of weather. Ol' Cucumber-Gooch, that's what they used to call me.
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Aug 28, 2014 22:20
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- Captain No-mates
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i feel like the film inception ripped off my super power of planting ideas into peoples minds. for example if i want chocolate milk all i have to do is incessently whine about it to my mom for about a week and hey presto theres the chocolate milk and she doesn't suspect a thing
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Aug 28, 2014 22:20
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I can take perfectly good food and turn it into feces
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Aug 28, 2014 22:33
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- Captain No-mates
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I can take perfectly good food and turn it into feces
wait are you the one who's been doing this to me my entire life???
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Aug 28, 2014 22:35
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- FartGhost
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i can produce fluids from my body that i store in my bathtub allowing me to have a free bath every few weeks
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Aug 28, 2014 22:35
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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wait are you the one who's been doing this to me my entire life???
Yes, I am the feces fairy
I leave a nickel in your rectum
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Aug 28, 2014 22:36
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- Lil Cunty
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moist palms and clammy feet, regardless of the time of day, temperature and season
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Aug 28, 2014 22:37
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- Captain No-mates
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i can use a voice thats appropriate for talking inside, JOSH
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Aug 28, 2014 22:38
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- Pinche Rudo
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I can always tell a woman's bra size
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Aug 28, 2014 22:54
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- FartGhost
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i can move stuff around with my brain, like my arms for example
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Aug 28, 2014 22:58
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- Captain No-mates
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i can move stuff around with my brain, like my arms for example
this wouldnt be impressive normally but fartghost left out the fact that he is quadriplegic
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Aug 28, 2014 23:04
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- Diqnol
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I can delete BYOB.
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Aug 28, 2014 23:07
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- treasure bear
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I can fly but only about 1½ feet high and only for a about a second
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Aug 28, 2014 23:59
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- Machai
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My power is that when I have to poop it turns out that whoever pooped last emptied the roll and didn't get another.
posting while stuck on the toilet
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Aug 29, 2014 00:38
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- Dexters Secret
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i'm a sociopath
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Aug 29, 2014 01:15
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- Hexel
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My pee stream splits in two after a wank
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Aug 29, 2014 01:34
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- gingerberger
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Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
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My pee stream splits in two after a wank
Mine splits, then comes back together, then turns into a snakes head
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Aug 29, 2014 01:47
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- brotherly
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DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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i can love with all of my being and heart another living inaccessible human being trapped across the fleshy void that is my own brain matter i can well and truly LOVE another defecating broken flawed piece of future dead meat i can leave despite the horror of the silence that waits for us all and that friend is my power
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Aug 29, 2014 01:50
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- gingerberger
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Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
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i can love with all of my being and heart another living inaccessible human being trapped across the fleshy void that is my own brain matter i can well and truly LOVE another defecating broken flawed piece of future dead meat i can leave despite the horror of the silence that waits for us all and that friend is my power
so nothing; you could have just said your super power is nothing.
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Aug 29, 2014 02:02
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- tao of lmao
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i can love with all of my being and heart another living inaccessible human being trapped across the fleshy void that is my own brain matter i can well and truly LOVE another defecating broken flawed piece of future dead meat i can leave despite the horror of the silence that waits for us all and that friend is my power
i can fart the alphabet in morse-code
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Aug 29, 2014 02:04
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- brotherly
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DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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i can fart the alphabet in morse-code
ugh yeah that's better you're right
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Aug 29, 2014 02:09
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- El Spider
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i can squeeze a glass jar with my rear end in a top hat until it breaks
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Aug 29, 2014 02:55
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- gingerberger
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Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
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i can squeeze a glass jar with my rear end in a top hat until it breaks
how does an rear end in a top hat break?
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Aug 29, 2014 02:59
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- tao of lmao
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how does an rear end in a top hat break?
you squeeze it on a jar
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Aug 29, 2014 03:00
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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how does an rear end in a top hat break?
Delete their forum
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Aug 29, 2014 03:02
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- tao of lmao
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rofl
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Aug 29, 2014 03:03
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- cuntman.net
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Aug 29, 2014 03:08
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- tao of lmao
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I can bump threads from nearly any page.
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Aug 29, 2014 12:39
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- Adbot
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