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they're not easily metabolized, and its kinda like melting down a bunch of good cassette tapes with music on them to make blank cassette tapes. can some kind goon soul brainstorm possible explanations to solve this question?
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:17 |
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Eating brains eases the pain of being dead. This is Zed101 dude.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:41 |
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i've never actually seen a zombie flick where they actually eat brains specifically. i mean it happens incidentally during the rest of ht eating process but they never crack the skull open and go right for it
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:45 |
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Fandyien posted:i've never actually seen a zombie flick where they actually eat brains specifically. i mean it happens incidentally during the rest of ht eating process but they never crack the skull open and go right for it Kill yourself. | / |/
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:50 |
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Fandyien posted:i've never actually seen a zombie flick where they actually eat brains specifically. i mean it happens incidentally during the rest of ht eating process but they never crack the skull open and go right for it You haven't seen Return of the Living Dead? Truly a classic.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:50 |
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send more paramedics
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:51 |
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if theyre gonna eat the brain is it cool if i ask for a little extra like minding the stepchildren tia?
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:52 |
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Costello Jello posted:You haven't seen Return of the Living Dead? Truly a classic. i've only seen that clip where the chick gets naked on the gravestone, i figured the rest of it wasn't worth watching on account of it not being john romero, was i hella wrong?
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:52 |
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send more cops
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:52 |
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Fandyien posted:i've only seen that clip where the chick gets naked on the gravestone, i figured the rest of it wasn't worth watching on account of it not being john romero, was i hella wrong? yeah its a good one. rest are crap imo
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:53 |
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Fandyien posted:i've only seen that clip where the chick gets naked on the gravestone, i figured the rest of it wasn't worth watching on account of it not being john romero, was i hella wrong? Hella, hella wrong. I resisted it for a long time but it's a pretty great zombie flick.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:54 |
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because shameful memories are the most delicious part of a human being
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:54 |
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Fandyien posted:i've only seen that clip where the chick gets naked on the gravestone, i figured the rest of it wasn't worth watching on account of it not being john romero, was i hella wrong? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6K9zK9ZWSg Brains! MORE BRAINS! It's campy as hell, but a lot of fun.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:54 |
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:56 |
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at the beginning the first couple zombies actually liked eating brains or whatever then when all the new zombies started showing up, they're all like "i'm hungry what should I eat?", see the other zombies eating brains, and then they're all "oh ok I'm supposed to eat brains" and then they go do that. Humans pretty much eat chickens and cows and pigs because that's what you're supposed to do and you're weird if you don't do that and so zombies are probably the same way I guess
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:58 |
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brains for dinner, brains for lunch brains for brunch brains at every single meal why cant we have some guts
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:59 |
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forgot brains for breakfast
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:00 |
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because, quite simply, they are delicious
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:01 |
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Aineris posted:at the beginning the first couple zombies actually liked eating brains or whatever then when all the new zombies started showing up, they're all like "i'm hungry what should I eat?", see the other zombies eating brains, and then they're all "oh ok I'm supposed to eat brains" and then they go do that. Humans pretty much eat chickens and cows and pigs because that's what you're supposed to do and you're weird if you don't do that and so zombies are probably the same way I guess that seems reasonable
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:02 |
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do you think zombies like sadbrains too or do they just nojt give a poo poo
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:03 |
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Aineris posted:at the beginning the first couple zombies actually liked eating brains or whatever then when all the new zombies started showing up, they're all like "i'm hungry what should I eat?", see the other zombies eating brains, and then they're all "oh ok I'm supposed to eat brains" and then they go do that. Humans pretty much eat chickens and cows and pigs because that's what you're supposed to do and you're weird if you don't do that and so zombies are probably the same way I guess Look I don't know what makes YOU think but zombies are not people fuker
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:03 |
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Costello Jello posted:You haven't seen Return of the Living Dead? Truly a classic. A very touching story, everyone should watch.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:03 |
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Why don't the victims know what a zombie is? Every character in a vampire movie at least has a basic understanding of vampires. Except when they're "different from the stories".
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:04 |
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Brains are usually for silly zombie flicks, usually it's just MEAT which is much scarier
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:05 |
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RonJeremysBalzac posted:Why don't the victims know what a zombie is? Every character in a vampire movie at least has a basic understanding of vampires. Except when they're "different from the stories". Is there a monster movie where it looks like it's a certain type of monster and people guess that's what it is, but it turns out to be wrong multiple times? "How'd you know rubber balloons were its weakness?" "Man, I was just trying whatever at this point."
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:06 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:do you think zombies like sadbrains too or do they just nojt give a poo poo I bet it's like when you're eating pistachios, and then all of a sudden you get one that tastes really lovely even though it looks like all the other ones.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:07 |
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Fandyien posted:i've only seen that clip where the chick gets naked on the gravestone, i figured the rest of it wasn't worth watching on account of it not being john romero, was i hella wrong? yeah its pretty great
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:08 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Is there a monster movie where it looks like it's a certain type of monster and people guess that's what it is, but it turns out to be wrong multiple times? "How'd you know rubber balloons were its weakness?" "Man, I was just trying whatever at this point." Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:08 |
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porkchop_express posted:send more cops
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:09 |
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Fisticuffs posted:Look I don't know what makes YOU think but zombies are not people fuker "to have lived and and loved is better than to have never loved at all" - g. washington, socrates, your mom
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:10 |
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RonJeremysBalzac posted:Why don't the victims know what a zombie is? Every character in a vampire movie at least has a basic understanding of vampires. Except when they're "different from the stories". I bet it's because the legend of the vampire is many hundreds of years old, and so if people in the "reality" of the movie encounter them it's easy to be like "Oh man, the stories were true!!" But zombies didn't really exist before John Romero and the '70s, so it would seem dumb if the people in the movie were like "Oh man, these monsters are coincidentally just like those movies!!"
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:11 |
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Off topic but what if you were a goth vampire, with full on eye makeup and peircings and the whole spooky goth clothing vibe, and then goth stuff goes way out of style but you're going to exist forever. That would suck you'd get all depressed I bet. And where would you find your victims if the goth club shut down and reopened as a hip hop venue, do you start wearing cornrows and driving an escalade? I AM GALADRIAL ABISS AND I WILL SPOOK YOU BACK TO MY CASTLE AND, wait no um *clears throat* YO IM DONTE AND GIRL YOU LOOKIN GOIOOOD
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:22 |
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naem posted:Off topic but what if you were a goth vampire, with full on eye makeup and peircings and the whole spooky goth clothing vibe, and then goth stuff goes way out of style but you're going to exist forever. im illiterate, but drat brad pitt was good in that movie. as always
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:25 |
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it's a metaphor for modern consumerist society, op. the zombie figuratively "devours brains" by encouraging a state of passive and unquestioning mental apathy, which then is communicated to its nearby victims. this is why a zombie is killed by "shooting it in the head," i.e. through education. smart people are given a small index card which explains this in elementary school, so that they may more fully enjoy the films that mindless stupid people watch.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:58 |
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Mermaid Autopsy posted:it's a metaphor for modern consumerist society, op. the zombie figuratively "devours brains" by encouraging a state of passive and unquestioning mental apathy, which then is communicated to its nearby victims. this is why a zombie is killed by "shooting it in the head," i.e. through education. only zombies in return of the living dead eat brains and they can't be killed by shooting them in the head you shitlord.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:17 |
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huskarl_marx posted:send more paramedics This is my favorite part. Send more........ pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Aug 29, 2014 |
# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:21 |
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Because if they were vegetarian zombies, they 'd eat GRAINS!
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:47 |
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its prions zombies cant get enough prions
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:49 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:17 |
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Cream of plenty stop being so much of better than me
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