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Tevryr posted:joan rivers says what she wants, brutal and ironic or not and never apologizes for it. that's about as gbs as you can get personified. also: brain dead
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paranoid randroid posted:also: brain dead oops, should have said all that in the past tense 
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Aug 30, 2014 03:17
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Joan Rivers is braindead and I've got a lump in my throat But too scared to have a doctor look at it in case they kill me
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Aug 30, 2014 03:23
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Here lies Joan Rivers, she managed to be unfunny even in Spaceballs 
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Aug 30, 2014 04:11
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She's pretty funny and also lol at all the Hama's apologists itt
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Aug 30, 2014 04:34
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hamas killed jon rivers, obama knew
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Aug 30, 2014 04:43
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when she dies theyre gonna melt her down into batches of tan army men
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Aug 30, 2014 05:34
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A great wit. In her late seventies she was sharp with jokes. I enjoy her. She never wanted to stop.
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paranoid randroid posted:also: brain dead lol
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Necros posted:when she dies theyre gonna melt her down into batches of tan army men she'd make a great batch of candles they could be aromatherapy candles that smell like vagisil and burnt rubber
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Aug 31, 2014 04:55
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Necros posted:when she dies theyre gonna melt her down into batches of tan army men holy poo poo
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Aug 31, 2014 05:06
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I thought she was dead already because I turned on the TV today and Entertainment Tonight was doing a retrospective on her. I guess they were just trying to beat the rush. So are they going to cancel Fashion Police or what, I don't know if anyone else is going to give Kelly Osbourne a job. Necros posted:when she dies theyre gonna melt her down into batches of tan army men  TBH I think she would appreciate people making jokes about her impending death.
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Aug 31, 2014 06:34
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Necros posted:when she dies theyre gonna melt her down into batches of tan army men woah
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Aug 31, 2014 14:55
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Joan Rivers paved the way for Kathy Griffin to have a career, so gently caress her
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Aug 31, 2014 15:02
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Smoking Crow posted:joan rivers is a good comedian
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Aug 31, 2014 15:03
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EugeneJ posted:Joan Rivers paved the way for Kathy Griffin to have a career, so gently caress her What do you have against Kathy Griffin?
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Aug 31, 2014 15:10
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Hobohemian posted:What do you have against Kathy Griffin? Her stand-up consists of no jokes and "I'm a fag hag" stories
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Aug 31, 2014 15:15
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without Joan rivers to pave the way for other women comedians we might never have gotten to know the hilarious [??????].
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Aug 31, 2014 15:15
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EugeneJ posted:Her stand-up consists of no jokes and "I'm a fag hag" stories She still does stand up? I thought her job was embarrassing Anderson Cooper on live television.
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Aug 31, 2014 15:16
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Hobohemian posted:She still does stand up? I thought her job was embarrassing Anderson Cooper on live television. Dunno, but anyone who inspires Chelsea Handler to think she has talent can fall off the face of the earth
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Aug 31, 2014 15:20
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EugeneJ posted:Dunno, but anyone who inspires Chelsea Handler to think she has talent can fall off the face of the earth Yeah, gently caress women with confidence. loving bitches.
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Aug 31, 2014 15:21
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Hobohemian posted:Yeah, gently caress women with confidence. loving bitches. Chelsea Handler is not funny. Please disprove the above statement.
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Aug 31, 2014 15:22
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EugeneJ posted:Chelsea Handler is not funny. It seems like it would be easier to prove you're a complete human being seeing as how you've already done most of the work for me.
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Aug 31, 2014 15:23
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Hobohemian posted:It seems like it would be easier to prove you're a complete human being seeing as how you've already done most of the work for me. You are defending Chelsea Handler. Nancy Grace Jr. You have failed at life. I am sorry.
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Aug 31, 2014 15:27
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think of all the tweens that will have their plastic surgery dreams come true when they recycle Joan Peters body
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Aug 31, 2014 15:28
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So it's true. Joan Rivers WAS in a death cult with Robin Williams. I told you! I TOLD YOU ALL! AND NOW YOU'RE iTHE CRAZY ONES!
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Aug 31, 2014 15:40
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Grant DaNasty posted:Have respect. She was a robot in Spaceballs. spaceballs really wasn't good... It probably was one of Mel's worst movies. SymfonyMan posted:So it's true. Joan Rivers WAS in a death cult with Robin Williams. I told you! I TOLD YOU ALL! AND NOW YOU'RE iTHE CRAZY ONES!
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Aug 31, 2014 15:43
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Aug 31, 2014 15:47
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louis ck fucker her but is he at the bedside vigil? goes to show hollywood aint all its cracked up to
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Aug 31, 2014 18:22
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Joan Rivers is cool.
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JD-Smith posted:Joan Rivers is cool. cool to the touch. because she's dead soon. a Good Thing.
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Aug 31, 2014 21:17
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Miltank posted:without Joan rivers to pave the way for other women comedians we might never have gotten to know the hilarious [??????]. i'm a twenty-something so i'm just going to say "tina fey" to prove how not-sexist i am and then draw a blank edit: oh i forgot about eddie izzard
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Aug 31, 2014 21:21
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Benedick Cuckold posted:i'm a twenty-something so i'm just going to say "tina fey" to prove how not-sexist i am and then draw a blank You should have said Janeane Garofalo. Oh Janeane  , how did you manage to get even hotter as time went by?
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Aug 31, 2014 21:28
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I hope she goes into death throes, lurches out of bed, embraces her idiot daughter and they both pitch headfirst out the hospital window landing on their Botoxed, Joker-like faces. Then Annie Duke walks up, kicks Joan in the ribs and flips an ace of spades down on top of her wrinkly corpse.
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Aug 31, 2014 21:33
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If she wasn't a vegetable she'd probably make a joke about what an easy lay she is right about now.
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Aug 31, 2014 21:41
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So has anyone destroyed her phylactery yet?
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Aug 31, 2014 22:24
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Just think, a thousand years after she dies and is buried, her face will look exactly the same as it did today.
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Aug 31, 2014 22:34
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Guy Fleegman posted:Just think, a thousand years after she dies and is buried, her face will look exactly the same as it did today. Does she have a wax mannequin at Madame Tussauds? They could probably save money by just putting her there instead of burying her.
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Aug 31, 2014 22:46
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Cthulu Carl posted:Does she have a wax mannequin at Madame Tussauds? They could probably save money by just putting her there instead of burying her. If Tussauds has a Joan Rivers wax figure near Hollywood, they could put it on rollerstakes, strap a loudspeaker to its back and the tradition of making stupid remarks at the Oscars can continue
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Joan Rivers is the iconic grandma stand up because she literally does not give a gently caress. Don't you people love your grandma. What is wrong with you?
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