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Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

i bet it ends up super juicy and tender

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Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

share a dilz with ur dad

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Rad Tad posted:

i bet it ends up super juicy and tender

I like that hot dog



got my eye on that dog and its sexy moves

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

I like that hot dog



got my eye on that dog and its sexy moves

share a rad with a gnar :heysexy:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Who the hell can sleep in a bedroom with vertical blinds, what the heck op?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Share a fleshlight with a stranger

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Marital aide / your mother

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

share a needle w a junkie

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
share your head w/ a bullet

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

share an interesting story with a stranger at a train station

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

sahre the fruit of your labour with your fellow man

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Share a eef with a don't like it

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Share a fart with a queef.

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010
Cuck/Zoe

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
share a :gas: with this thread

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Shave a cock with a frond

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

HoboZero posted:

Shave a cock with a frond

you can't shave a cock with a frond

come on man at least make it believable

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

gnarlyhotep posted:

you can't shave a cock with a frond

come on man at least make it believable

shiv a cuck with a frond

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Quickscope420dad posted:

shiv a cuck with a frond

maybe people don't understand what a frond is

a frond is basically a leafy branch

you can't shave or shiv anyone with a frond

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
share a steak with gandhi

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

gnarlyhotep posted:

maybe people don't understand what a frond is

a frond is basically a leafy branch

you can't shave or shiv anyone with a frond

I googled frond before typing my post

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Quickscope420dad posted:

I googled frond before typing my post

my apologies, I didn't realize the levels of frond dedication itt

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
share my butt with you're penis

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
share a handshake with Howie Mandel

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
share a bottle rocket with your local forest

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

gnarlyhotep posted:

you can't shave a cock with a frond

come on man at least make it believable

Look at this dull-ferned motherfucker with the hirsute rooster. This type of imagination deficit I s the problem right here America

E: plus 'share a coke with a friend' was turning out to be a barren womb

Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Aug 30, 2014

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

HoboZero posted:

Look at this dull-ferned motherfucker with the hirsute rooster. This type of imagination deficit I s the problem right here America

E: plus 'share a coke with a friend' was turning out to be a barren womb

I have a can of coke right now and it just says "dude" on it

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Share some coke with Sam J. Jones.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I can see when I'm out of my depth of foliage

back in my day we had a shade tree and we liked it

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


share a kill with your famil

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
share my cock with your mom

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Quickscope420dad posted:

I have a can of coke right now and it just says "dude" on it

I had one the other day that said "gamer" on it which, I felt, necessitated this thread.

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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

The Hissing Butt posted:

share my cock with your mom

if you're going to be mean, at least be mean in some sort of clever way. if you're incapable of cleverness, at least check the previous page of a thread so that you're not repeating a something totally obvious

bobthedinosaur posted:

share my dick with op's mom

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