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The Harry Potter books are full of holes but let's address the biggest hole in the entire crap series. Voldemort grew up an orphan and led a hard life. He was shunned by people and wizards alike because he was a half blood and nobody accepted him. He hated his human side because his rear end in a top hat human father abandoned him and his mother which is understandable. All the wizards distrusted him from the beginning because he was different. He wanted to become the best wizard to prove them all wrong. He's the classic example of someone who turn evil as a product of society.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:55 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:06 |
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still got his rear end kicked by a baby though
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:58 |
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Agreed
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:58 |
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Dragonstoned posted:still got his rear end kicked by a baby though No man it wasn't Harry it was loveee
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:59 |
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that dude look like a snake he evil
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 06:59 |
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Harry potter is a tale of class division and eugenics- Certain special people are "magic" and superior, humanity's natural leaders, held back and forced to hide rather than assume their rightful place above all Voldemort did nothing wrnog
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:01 |
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Half human, abandoned by lovely father, hated by society and eventuallt became powerful through deception so Voldemort is... Barack Obama
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:02 |
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Ministry of Magic is a million times worse than the impending Deatheater takeover, which probably would have fizzled out anyways because running a government is hard and the only thing unifying them is some weak noseless man in a dress. But the Ministry? gently caress that corrupt place; Weasleys living in poverty, lots of people can't afford poo poo. They're in a magical world, why are their shortages of basic living staples like housing, food, clothing? Also Dumbledore makes Gandalf look competent; way to use child labor to fight your battles. Again, where's the ministry here to crack down on kids dying while going to school?
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:03 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:No man it wasn't Harry it was loveee no it was incompetence a baby is like the easiest thing to kill and he couldn't even do that
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlQglGJSUCc
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:05 |
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Harry Potter is the only teenager in human history to not try to use his fame at school to get laid. He's clearly a frustrated, sexless sociopath like Hitler and in 5-10 years he'll probably round up all the Goblins and have them gassed.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:05 |
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BlueChocolate posted:The Harry Potter books are full of holes but let's address the biggest hole in the entire crap series. Shakespeare did it first
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:18 |
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So you're saying he was an Elliot Rodgers-esque wizard baby?
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:21 |
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BlueChocolate posted:The Harry Potter books are full of holes but let's address the biggest hole in the entire crap series. Does this mean his attack on his former school at the end was less a war and more a magical school shooting?
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:23 |
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Isn't it odd that the Sorting Hat agonized over whether to put Harry in Slytherin, and yet throughout the book Harry never felt a desire to be bad? There wasn't one cute Slytherin girl who wasn't temping him, wasn't like "Harry, come pound this vag and be evil with me, I'll let you finger my butthole while listening to Daft Punk." Not once was Harry like "gently caress this is too much pressure I am going to go smoke weed and bang Hufflepuff chicks." Harry Potter the most unrealistic teenager in fiction.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:27 |
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If wands are outlawed only criminals will have wands
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:28 |
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Rand alPaul posted:throughout the book Harry never felt a desire to be bad? There wasn't one cute Slytherin girl who wasn't temping him, wasn't like "Harry, come pound this vag and be evil with me, I'll let you finger my butthole while listening to Daft Punk."
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:34 |
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Emma watson is pretty hot though
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:36 |
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:38 |
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Rand alPaul posted:Harry Potter is the only teenager in human history to not try to use his fame at school to get laid. He's clearly a frustrated, sexless sociopath like Hitler and in 5-10 years he'll probably round up all the Goblins and have them gassed. It's also revealed in the epilogue that he's a Quiverfull
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:40 |
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The White Dragon posted:Harry Potter wasn't actually fun famous though, he was just that kid who everyone knows his name but it's like "ya so." Boring famous. a what
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:40 |
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Robo Reagan posted:a what from this "google" thing: Quiverfull is a movement among some conservative evangelical Protestant couples chiefly in the United States, but with some adherents in Canada,[1] Australia, New Zealand, Britain and elsewhere.[2] It promotes procreation, and sees children as a blessing from God,[2][3][4] eschewing all forms of birth control, including natural family planning and sterilization.[5][6] Adherents are known as "quiver full", "full quiver", "quiverfull-minded", or simply "QF" Christians. Some refer to the Quiverfull position as Providentialism,[7] while other sources have referred to it as a manifestation of natalism.[8][9] Currently, several thousand Christians worldwide identify with this movement,[5] although entire Christian sects hold many beliefs correlative to those who self-identify as Quiverfull adherents.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:50 |
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so did he have a ton of kids or what
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:50 |
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pretty sure he did a ton of kids
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:53 |
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he had 2 kids and one adopted kid (lupins) you loving dumbass
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rJAtPNYQ30
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 07:55 |
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he killed shitloads of people but only harry potter's family loved each other enough to do the love spell or whatever it is other mothers were like oh you're gonna kill my kid. ah well
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:00 |
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lfield posted:he killed shitloads of people but only harry potter's family loved each other enough to do the love spell or whatever it is harry potter is twilight w/ wands just like 50 shades of grey is twiligh w/ bdsm
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:01 |
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lfield posted:he killed shitloads of people but only harry potter's family loved each other enough to do the love spell or whatever it is that spell was only for rich, popular people like the Potters screw all those ugly poors
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:02 |
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BlueChocolate posted:that spell was only for rich, popular people like the Potters man Hairy Potter sounds like a real dick
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:04 |
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naem posted:Harry potter is a tale of class division and eugenics- Wizards are inbred morons and literally all progress they've made since the 1700s consist of stealing ideas from non-wizards
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:04 |
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reignonyourparade posted:Wizards are inbred morons and literally all progress they've made since the 1700s consist of stealing ideas from non-wizards the one person who was tired of making GBS threads in an outhouse was laughed at by all the other wizards
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:05 |
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Robo Reagan posted:the one person who was tired of making GBS threads in an outhouse was laughed at by all the other wizards story of my life
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:07 |
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so you think you're just some loser idiot who nobody likes. wrong, it turns out you're actually rich & famous & can do magic & everyone in the world thinks you're amazing we're really taking this children's book to task here
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:08 |
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so how exactly did evil wizards not take over the human race like sure in the 90's or whenever the books are set there are guns and tanks and stuff, but how did medieval/industrial era england not get completely taken over by wizards doing mind control magic and poo poo
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:08 |
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darealkooky posted:so how exactly did evil wizards not take over the human race wizards hid because they kept getting burnt to death in the medieval age lol
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:09 |
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a hogwarts graduates job choices are literally: 1. government work (ministry of magic) 2. running a weird loving shop somewhere 3. teacher at hogwarts
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:12 |
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James Polk posted:a hogwarts graduates job choices are literally: not really that different from our lives really
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:14 |
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Robo Reagan posted:wizards hid because they kept getting burnt to death in the medieval age lol oh yeah they don't teach them anything useful like math or english or non wizard history its all about learning how to turn rats in to teacups
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:14 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:06 |
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muggles lied potters died
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 08:15 |