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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I bet Goku would be against legalizing weed but he would want to decriminalize it.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

anime legalized

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
He'd spirit bomb the middle east

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

If Goku fused with Vegeta, would he be allowed two more terms as president?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

* more senzu beans for us
* gently caress you

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i dont think he understands any political issues at all

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

death penalty much more common because he doesn't understand other people don't just come back

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
lmao goku, you've done it again SA! :thumbsup:

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Goku would put America back on the gold standard.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

I think there is only one issue that Goku would really care about and that is supporting Brenda Goldstein for Assistant City Comptroller of Lawrenceville, Pennsylvania in 2016.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

NO BLOOD FOR DRAGON BALLS

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

like if goku was president he would just work out all the time and not do any president things unless someone made him do it

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Goku would make one of his friends run the country while he went into space to fight a cataclysmic battle against some weird rear end in a top hat

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

goku would get a blowjob in the oval office

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Goku would quckquean his wife

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
imagine goku in congress lol

Romes
Jun 18, 2003

warroar posted:

goku would get a blowjob in the oval office

Yeah, but he wouldn't be the first to do that, so it's not as impressive.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

abolish rape by eliminating the concept of non-consent

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

he's got my vote

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im going to take a HUGE poo poo. I had a creole omlette and a few bloddy marys for breakfast. holy crap this is gonna be a WHOPPER!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dad gay so what takes shitposting very seriously

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

dad gay. so what posted:

im going to take a HUGE poo poo. I had a creole omlette and a few bloddy marys for breakfast. holy crap this is gonna be a WHOPPER!

good luck dad gay. so what

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

literally*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this is going to be one of my biggest shits ever I think. im not even kidding, its building up inside and I can feel it pressing against every nerve in my body 93) loving holy hell this poo poo is going to really grind my rear end into a bloddy pulp

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im going to go pretty soon. i will update every 10 seconds holy loving poo poo!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Bacon Hat posted:

* more senzu beans for us
* gently caress you

gokucare actually works

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
crank your rear end in a top hat to 11, dad gay. so what!

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

dad gay. so what is gonna unleash a spirit bomb on his toilet

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
Goku loves murder and rape, so that would be legal.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_characters_killed_by_Goku

List of characters killed by Goku Edit Talk21 5,454PAGES ON
THIS WIKI
The entire list of all characters who are actually killed by Goku.

Contents[show]
Pre-Dragon Ball
Grandpa Gohan – Was accidentally killed when Goku lost control as a Great Ape.
Dragon Ball
Giant Fish – Killed with a single kick.
Pterodactyl – Whacked in the back of his head with his Power Pole.
Wolf – Killed many of them with punches, kicks, and Power Pole hits.
Centipede – Grilled and eaten for dinner.
Many Red Ribbon Army soldiers.
Buyon – Frozen and then smashed.
Octopapa – Fried by a Kamehameha.
Captain Yellow – Punched out of his plane.
Staff Officer Black – Killed when Goku plowed through his robot suit, causing it to explode.
Tambourine – Vaporized by Goku's Kamehameha.
Drum – Killed by Goku with a single kick that knocked his head off.
King Piccolo – Killed by the Penetrate! attack.
Dragon Ball Z
Yakon – Goku purposely gave the light-eating beast too much to absorb, causing him to explode.
Kid Buu – He is obliterated by the Super Spirit Bomb.
Alternate Future
Future Frieza and Future King Cold – Future Goku returns on Earth via Instant Transmission and successfully defeats Future Frieza and Future King Cold.
Movies
Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle
Lucifer – Killed by the Devil Castle Cannon knocked in his direction by Goku's Kamehameha.
Dead Zone
Nicky and Ginger – Killed by a Kamehameha.
The World's Strongest
Misokatsun – Impaled by Kaio-ken.
Kishime – Killed with the Kaio-ken Finish.
Ebifurya – Killed by a swift punch strike with Kaio-ken.
Dr. Wheelo – Killed by the Spirit Bomb.
The Tree of Might
Rasin – Killed by a swift knee strike with Kaio-Ken.
Lakasei – Killed by a swift punch strike with Kaio-Ken.
Daiz – Killed by a swift punch strike with Kaio-Ken.
Cacao – Killed by a swift knee strike with Kaio-Ken.
Amond – Killed by a swift knee strike with Kaio-Ken.
Turles – Killed by the Spirit Bomb.
Lord Slug
Medamatcha – Killed by a fatal punch.
Medas – Killed by being vaporized by his energy.
Angila – Killed by reversing Angila's Mouth Energy Wave.
Lord Slug – Killed by the Spirit Bomb.
The Return of Cooler
Cooler – Killed inside the Big Gete Star with an energy sphere.
Super Android 13!
Android 13 – Killed by absorbed Spirit Bomb power.
Fusion Reborn
Mini Janembas – Killed with a series of punches and kicks.
Wrath of the Dragon
Hirudegarn – Killed by the Super Dragon Fist.
Dragon Ball GT
Leon – Goku blasted the ceiling, making a giant boulder falling onto him and crushing him.
Luud – Simultaneously Blasts Luud with Pan.
Commander Nezi – Killed by Goku's Kamehameha.
Bizu – Killed by Goku's Kamehameha.
Ribet – Killed by Goku's Kamehameha.
General Rilldo – Killed by the combined blast of Goku, Pan and Trunks.
Baby – Killed using the 10x Kamehameha, which blasts him to the Sun.
Super 17 – Killed using the Super Dragon Fist and finished by a Super Kamehameha
Haze Shenron – Killed by a combined blast by Goku and Pan.
Rage Shenron – Killed using the Super Kamehameha.
Oceanus Shenron – Killed using the Super Kamehameha.
Naturon Shenron – Killed using a Kamehameha.
Eis Shenron – Killed using the Super Dragon Fist.
Omega Shenron – Obliterated using the Universal Spirit Bomb.
Assists
Raditz – Put into a Full-Nelson by Goku, allowing for Piccolo to accurately kill him.
Nappa – Disabled by Goku's Kaio-ken Finish, and viciously killed by Vegeta.
Burter – Knocked out by Goku, brutally finished off by Vegeta.
Recoome – Knocked out by Goku, terminated with extreme prejudice by Vegeta.
Cooler (fused w/ Big Gete Star) – Technically blows him up, which kills him, but Vegeta crushes his remaining chip.
Hatchiyack – Goku kills him by combining the Super Kamehameha with Vegeta's Final Flash, Future Trunks' Burning Attack, Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon and Gohan's Super Masenko.
King Kai, Bubbles, and Gregory – Brought Cell to King Kai's planet just as the android was about to explode, killing all three.
Cell – Assists Gohan in the Father-Son Kamehameha.
Broly – Assists Gohan and Goten in the Family Kamehameha.
Janemba – Goku fuses with Vegeta and kills him as Gogeta using the Stardust Breaker. In Dragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai, Goku and Vegeta finish Janemba off with a combined Kamehameha.
Future Kid Buu – Goku kills him with Gohan, Goten, Future Bardock, and Future Gohan using their Kamehamehas to wipe out Future Kid Buu.[1]
Akami – Goku kills him with help from Toriko and Luffy. He uses a Spirit Bomb, and then launches a Kamehameha into the monster.[2]
Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy – Explodes when Goku caused Leon's destruction near him.
See also

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
So far just a lot of farting noises :siren:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

most of gokus kills are in the red ribbon army saga unless you include non canon stuff

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
he'd support expansions to food stamps because he doesn't understand that everyone doesn't eat over 9000 calories/day

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: welp, I'm trying folk she doesn't want to budge. I'm kind of between a rock and a hard place. I may need some BBQ tongs over here fairly stat

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
hes a terrible father hed be an even worse president

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

dad gay. so what posted:

:siren: welp, I'm trying folk she doesn't want to budge. I'm kind of between a rock and a hard place. I may need some BBQ tongs over here fairly stat

wiggle a finger around in there to clear the blockage.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

they dont even have a president on dbz

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

:siren: welp, I'm trying folk she doesn't want to budge. I'm kind of between a rock and a hard place. I may need some BBQ tongs over here fairly stat
use a cornkscrew

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the culminator
Oct 29, 2012

Parallax Scroll posted:

they dont even have a president on dbz

they have a king furry though lmao


http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/King_Furry

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