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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
Every so often I get a hankering for dip... but after I take one dip and enjoy the amazing buzz, I throw the can away, freak out, and stare at my gums in the mirror for about 5 hours. Then I don't dip for another 6 months.

Well it's been about 6 months and I want a dip. But I dont wanna freak out. But dip feels good. What should i do

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NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Twat McTwatterson posted:

Every so often I get a hankering for dip... but after I take one dip and enjoy the amazing buzz, I throw the can away, freak out, and stare at my gums in the mirror for about 5 hours. Then I don't dip for another 6 months.

Well it's been about 6 months and I want a dip. But I dont wanna freak out. But dip feels good. What should i do

Onion powder + sour cream. God tier dip. You're welcome OP. Don't forget to brush.

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
METH!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Twat McTwatterson posted:

Every so often I get a hankering for dip... but after I take one dip and enjoy the amazing buzz, I throw the can away, freak out, and stare at my gums in the mirror for about 5 hours. Then I don't dip for another 6 months.

Well it's been about 6 months and I want a dip. But I dont wanna freak out. But dip feels good. What should i do
just dip your balls in the lovely toilet water next time you take a dump. it's like the same thing and you don't have to spit at anytime inconvenient

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ask Curt Schilling

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


put it in a blender then snort it

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
what is this, alabama? buy cigarettes like a normal idiot

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Dip some in your butthole. The buzz will be mind blowing.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Yea

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
dip a shoe. be judge doom

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
It doesn't look all that good, bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPkAUBr4Sc

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
Dip report, plugged 1g of Cherry Skoal afer cleaning my hole. Dipping balls ATM, listening to some jams...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol48ME_kKUw

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dont be a fool
stay in school

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Get some Red Man you silly vuhjay.

If you get a can go with grizzly wintergreen.

drat it, now I want some chaw.

I hate you.

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hot artchoke and spinach dip is wonderful with naan

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Twat McTwatterson's Mom posted:

Every so often I get a hankering for dick... but after I take one dick and enjoy the amazing buzz, I throw the cum away, freak out, and stare at my vag in the mirror for about 5 hours. Then I don't dick for another 6 months.

Well it's been about 6 months and I want a dick. But I dont wanna freak out. But dick feels good. What should i do

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

quit being a puss and smoke some cigs

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Idiot OP the cravings stay away longer if you swallow

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

psyopmonkey posted:

Get some Red Man you silly vuhjay.

If you get a can go with grizzly wintergreen.

drat it, now I want some chaw.

I hate you.

A pouch of Red Man made being stuck in the sahara for two months survivable.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

A pouch of Red Man made being stuck in the sahara for two months survivable.

I heard you can use Red Man as Shisha for the hookah.

Confirm/Deny/Snork?

naem
May 29, 2011

Do you want your toothless face to rot off?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

naem posted:

Do you want your toothless face to rot off?

Shut up smoking gerbil. Yall dont know bout the country.

*commits hate crime*

*wears horrible farm clothing*

*talks like a retard*

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

psyopmonkey posted:

*talks like a retard*

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Nicotine gum is everything dip is but not awful and you can be a normal person around other people and they won't gape openly at your disgusting habits. Catching a buzz in the office is p cool.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


buy some snus

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


dry ur cum and roll it up into a ball and put that in ur lip


u get totallyf ucked up

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

When I was in a 3/4er house, you could tell which drunks and junkies spent time locked up because they would always leave their plugs of dip on their bedstand, to be used again at a later date.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Cocaine.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Get a pipe.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

nah dont thats still gross

one day you are gonna be makin out with someone & the winterchill snus packet they had hiding in they mouth will find its way into yours

thats

loving disgusting

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eucjAdCtkJM

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

jarvis cocker posted:

nah dont thats still gross

one day you are gonna be makin out with someone & the winterchill snus packet they had hiding in they mouth will find its way into yours

thats

loving disgusting

text me

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
whats with mildouches dippin all the time like its some macho thing

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

i dont have your number

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Drunk & Ugly posted:

whats with mildouches dippin all the time like its some macho thing

well basically when u smoke it is bad for ur lungs but whenu dip its not bad for ur lungs so if ur like an athlete or meathead or w/e u want ur lungs to work good and stuff

source - ex dipper (now i just smoke) and also retired ncaa athlete.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
does anyone have that fb screencap of some white trash saying "well its official i have tried all the skoal flavors"


please please please someone know what im talking about

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
copenhagen long cut straight ftw

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

jarvis cocker posted:

does anyone have that fb screencap of some white trash saying "well its official i have tried all the skoal flavors"


please please please someone know what im talking about

one time i went to the skoal tent at a concert and they gave me a bunch of diff flavors to try. like apple n poo poo. dont ever try the berry blend tho holy poo poo its awful

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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

heroin imo

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