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1. it ages you 20 years in only 8 2. you have to make tough decisions all the time 3. you know for a fact aliens exist but can't tell anyone about it and more
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If I we're president I'd get elected on Friday. Assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday then they go back to work on monday
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Aug 29, 2014 22:55
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id smoke bowls in the oval office and then up the budget on the war on drugs
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Aug 29, 2014 22:56
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Maybe if you live in a beta country like America, can you imagine being in charge of North Korea? poo poo would own
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Aug 29, 2014 22:56
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no op its the president who gets sucked heh only 90s kids will get this
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Aug 29, 2014 22:59
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Power is an aphrodisiac OP. Even the grossest goon would be swimming in it.
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Aug 29, 2014 22:59
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i never have dinner with the president. i never have dinner with the president. i never have dinner with the president.
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Aug 29, 2014 23:03
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shiksa posted:id smoke bowls in the oval office and then up the budget on the war on drugs Same  
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Aug 29, 2014 23:05
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Business Octopus posted:If I we're president I'd get elected on Friday. Assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday then they go back to work on monday Solomon Grundy was born in the united states, is over 35, has no felony convictions and is pretty white.
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Aug 29, 2014 23:19
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Make it really awkward for everyone by demanding that they say Commander-in-Chief all the time instead of President.
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Aug 30, 2014 04:12
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4. having pressing international humanitarian issues and a depression getting in the way of your golf game
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Aug 30, 2014 04:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g
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Aug 30, 2014 04:21
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Why would you think about it, then? Just like, starting nuking Turkey, because why the hell not.
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Aug 30, 2014 04:24
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hahaha w owned in hindsight.
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Aug 30, 2014 04:25
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It would rock during one of those eras where you can get away with multiple mistresses etc
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Aug 30, 2014 04:25
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shiksa posted:hahaha w owned in hindsight. nah he was a weirdo
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Aug 30, 2014 04:29
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jarvis cocker posted:i never have dinner with the president. and when i see your rear end again ill be hesi-tant
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Aug 30, 2014 04:30
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yeah, fat ugly jews would suck yer cock and get you impeached
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Aug 30, 2014 04:32
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yeah it would suck being the most powerful person alive and accomplishing pretty much the most impressive thing a person can accomplish. if youre a bitch.shiksa posted:hahaha w owned in hindsight. yeah
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Aug 30, 2014 04:37
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If you were single being president would be awesome, also I would continue to do nerd poo poo as president like post on SA.
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Aug 30, 2014 04:43
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w bush didn't even hide the fact that he spent his entire presidency drunk as gently caress. how hard can it be
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Aug 30, 2014 04:49
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why do people use this as an example of how w sucked when its awesome
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Aug 30, 2014 04:51
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is this a rebuttal to Obama's golfing time? At least W was badass about it.
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Aug 30, 2014 04:52
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you get paid $400,000 (deece figgys)
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Neo Duckberg posted:you get paid $400,000 (deece figgys) "Most of us probably think the Obamas live a lavish life on the taxpayers’ dime, but, according to Kantor, finances are tight in the White House. While rent is free, just about nothing else is. The president and first lady pay for their food, parties, vacations, butlers, housekeepers, ushers… and at Ritz Carleton prices. If they want to bring someone on Air Force One who isn’t in the official traveling delegation, they have to reimburse the American people the equivalent of first-class airfare for the flight. “People say that there’s kind of a ritual with every new president and first lady. They get to the White House, they move in, they start to live there. A month or so in, they get their first bill, and there is a moment of shock,” says Kantor."
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Aug 30, 2014 04:57
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BEING president would suck rear end. HAVING BEEN president, on the other hand, would be way awesome. its like what mark twain said about (literary) classics, basically.
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Aug 30, 2014 04:59
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Sierra Nevadan posted:is this a rebuttal to Obama's golfing time? At least W was badass about it. i get to watch fox news infrequently cause family and ya it was hilarious that they were giving poo poo about obama golfing when this exists it is funny tho all presidents are war criminals
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Aug 30, 2014 05:01
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PrBacterio posted:BEING president would suck rear end. HAVING BEEN president, on the other hand, would be way awesome. its like what mark twain said about (literary) classics, basically. after being president lbj moved to his ranch in the middle of nowhere, grew his hair long and hanged out with local hippies downing a bottle of jack and a smoking pack of cigs a day
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Aug 30, 2014 05:01
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you have to wear a suit almost everyday naahhh im good
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Aug 30, 2014 05:01
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THS posted:i get to watch fox news infrequently cause family and ya it was hilarious that they were giving poo poo about obama golfing when this exists I think they should show Obama playing basketball more, cause that is cooler than golf.
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Aug 30, 2014 05:02
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   drunk. as. gently caress
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Aug 30, 2014 05:03
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I like to age and be old
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Aug 30, 2014 05:03
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i can tell you all from personal experience that being president owns
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Aug 30, 2014 05:04
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gorki posted:
Obama should switch from cigs to booze, it'd make hima lot more jolly
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Aug 30, 2014 05:04
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gorki posted:w bush didn't even hide the fact that he spent his entire presidency drunk as gently caress. how hard can it be bush has been teetotal since the age of 40
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Aug 30, 2014 05:08
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Kyrie eleison posted:bush has been teetotal since the age of 40 richard simmons has never bounced on a dick in his life
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Aug 30, 2014 05:10
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Kyrie eleison posted:bush has been teetotal since the age of 40 Rrrrrrrrrright.
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Aug 30, 2014 05:10
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he prolly just huffed paint out of a paper bag, like legal stuff.
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Aug 30, 2014 05:15
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Sierra Nevadan posted:he prolly just huffed paint out of a paper bag, like legal stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4
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this is awesome, i logged in just so i could like it
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