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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Remember all those awesome matches these two had on NXT? I'm glad we don't have to see anything like that anymore.

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

so the psychology is that paige and aj want to gently caress right

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Smoking Crow posted:

so the psychology is that paige and aj want to gently caress right

It's that each is trying to unsettle and freak out the other to give them the advantage in their feud.

Edit: "EAT ONE! :stare:"

Holy poo poo, Paige's face :lol:

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Jerusalem posted:

It's that each is trying to unsettle and freak out the other to give them the advantage in their feud.

Edit: "EAT ONE! :stare:"

I've watched wrestling before and they definitely want to gently caress

this is how this goes

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I do not understand this feud.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Segment producer: coconono

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Segment producer: coconono

Executive Producer: Samurai Foochs

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Did they give Cena a Scottish accent for that?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Smoking Crow posted:

I've watched wrestling before and they definitely want to gently caress

this is how this goes

Look, I'll give you that HHH/Steiner was obviously a feud about repressed homosexual lust, but it seems pretty clear to me that Paige/AJ is all about adopting a phony and superficial veneer of attraction designed purely to unsettle the other wrestler and put them on the back foot - it's pretty much the same thing Goldust used to do to his opponents only it's being done by both sides.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

It's that each is trying to unsettle and freak out the other to give them the advantage in their feud.

This was my motivation the last time I gave a cute girl chocolate, so this feud really speaks to me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

How the gently caress can they make a film version of The Equalizer without Edward Woodward? :mad:

Oh right.... :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

This was my motivation the last time I gave a cute girl chocolate, so this feud really speaks to me.

Your real life interactions with people do not (and SHOULD not) have the same motivations/background/context as those in wrestling storylines, dude :stare:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Did Zeb die?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

rusev loves russia almost as much as i do

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Russian men gently caress better than American men.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

TEGGS posted:

Russian men gently caress better than American men.

its true

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TEGGS posted:

Russian men gently caress better than American men.

I have no problem believing this.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Jerusalem posted:

Your real life interactions with people do not (and SHOULD not) have the same motivations/background/context as those in wrestling storylines, dude :stare:

Yeah I innocently tried to surprise my boss by locking him in a limo filled with weed and I'll I did was go to jail.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Rusev/Swagger feud is going to end with Swagger losing every single match but being declared the winner of the war because Rusev's foot comes off.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

He is selling this lock like death

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
This feud better end with Kurt Angle coming back and teaching Jack how to grapevine that poo poo.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Rusev's superkick owns.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

These two have shockingly good matches.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

BO HATES AMERICA

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Bo Dallas wins.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bo, I question the motivational benefits of your actions!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

These two have shockingly good matches.

I'm worried a little that they're the only ones in the WWE they can have that kind of match with

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Why couldn't the ref just throw the towel out of the ring?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Let's give credit to WWE for actually competently transitioning from the Swagger/Rusev feud to Swagger/Bo and Rusev/Henry.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Push Miz forever.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

Let's give credit to WWE for actually competently transitioning from the Swagger/Rusev feud to Swagger/Bo and Rusev/Henry.

It's been a really good midcard storyline. They've been getting better since Wrestlemania.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Push Miz forever.

He's Johnny Cage

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Is Kane's new thing being a dick to the Miz? Because I'm perfectly okay with that.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Smoking Crow posted:

He's Johnny Cage

Does this mean HHH is gonna kill him in his Shao Khan outfit at some point? :ohdear:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I'm worried a little that they're the only ones in the WWE they can have that kind of match with

Rusev's been showing more agility- his first non-NXT matches were just squashes but they're letting him do more.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Maxwell Lord posted:

Rusev's been showing more agility- his first non-NXT matches were just squashes but they're letting him do more.

I'm not worried about Rusev or Swagger's abilities so much that they only have each other for the old South style matches that they've been putting on.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Pariah Rex posted:

Did Zeb die?

No, I think Meltzer said Dutch needed time off to deal with a nagging injury.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

As much as I dislike the Usos, their music is the best in wrestling.

I could listen to that poo poo outside of wrestling

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
This feud better include a white bronco chase.

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

oh no heel turn after all

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