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im cute

what are some cool tricks lesbians can do? anything else to watch out for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2nkn3vS_gQ

Here's some posting music, also.

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treasure bear

lesbians free fall at a greater terminal velocity than physics can explain

j883376


Linux Toddler!
They can shapeshift into poison dart frogs at will, the green and black ones

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
mmmmmaaaaawm my sister wont stop being a lesbiannnn

Pinche Rudo

True story my stepsister is a lesbian

vapoursquid

none other
i want to gently caress lesbians but they don't want to gently caress me thats a messed scenario yo

j883376


Linux Toddler!

vapoursquid posted:

i want to gently caress lesbians but they don't want to gently caress me thats a messed scenario yo

Become a lesbian

vapoursquid

none other

j883376 posted:

Become a lesbian

pro strat!

im cute

hmmm, i'm learning from this thread

the unabonger
all of my sisters are lesbians

Harime Nui

The New Insincerity
My dad said you can tell a lesbian by the walk

j883376


Linux Toddler!

Harime Nui posted:

My dad said you can tell a lesbian by the walk

They never walk in a straight line

Harime Nui

The New Insincerity
Here we have a traditional Japanese "lesbian bridge"

DinosaurDavid

Froody
Turns out that woman with the cleft foot I tried to hit on at the coffee shop was just a lesbian. That is a relief.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My cousin is a lesbian :shrug:

cruft

True story: although many of my friends are bisexual, and one is even transgendered, I know no (open) lesbians.

THIS IS STATISTICALLY SUSPECT

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

cruft posted:

True story: although many of my friends are bisexual, and one is even transgendered, I know no (open) lesbians.

THIS IS STATISTICALLY SUSPECT

look to your female friends who eat an extraordinary amount of salt and vinegar chips

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Qwerinty posted:

look to your female friends who eat an extraordinary amount of salt and vinegar chips

hey wait. s&v chips are my favorite food. am I a lesbian?

j883376


Linux Toddler!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

hey wait. s&v chips are my favorite food. am I a lesbian?

Yes

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



nice

cruft

Qwerinty posted:

look to your female friends who eat an extraordinary amount of salt and vinegar chips

My wife loves salt and vinegar chips...

:ohdear:

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

cruft posted:

My wife loves salt and vinegar chips...

:ohdear:

i'm sorry, cruft, but it's better you find out this way.

from a stranger on the internet.

FluffieDuckie

Qwerinty posted:

look to your female friends who eat an extraordinary amount of salt and vinegar chips

wait. um

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
You should try loving her op.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



:monocle:

im cute

Wait, so should I buy my little sis some salt and vinegar chips and gauge her reaction?


Harime Nui posted:

Here we have a traditional Japanese "lesbian bridge"



this is a good bridge

vapoursquid

none other
lesbians are good i once smoked with a group of lesbians they were like some weird lgbt commune idk they were cool thoug

vapoursquid

none other
like a flock of lesbians is the word i'd use

im cute

vapoursquid posted:

like a flock of lesbians is the word i'd use

a lesbian gosling, HA!

4outof5

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

vapoursquid posted:

like a flock of lesbians is the word i'd use

the proper term is a "conundrum of cunts"

The X-man cometh
I'm my experience, lesbians have the best weed.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
You're bad at finding weed.

ulvir

Salmiakki


Qwerinty posted:

look to your female friends who eat an extraordinary amount of salt and vinegar chips

and here i thought i was bi the whole time :smith:

tradjik

im a lesbian little sister

The X-man cometh
Is your little sister really a lesbian,OP? What kind of Subaru does she drive?

joke_explainer


my younger sister is also a lesbian. she's cool as hell too. best friends for life.

Scaly Haylie

My Little Sister Can't Be This Gay

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Lizard Wizard posted:

My Little Sister Can't Be This Gay

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

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