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probably not because allergies are for wimps and dweebs.
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he was allergic to radioactive sand
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gas/ban
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he was allergic to pussies of the old west e: I mean coward "pussies." Of course duke got all the pussy he wanted Sierra Nevadan fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Aug 30, 2014 |
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typo in title gas and try again
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HERE ARE SOME OTHER THINGS THAT TOGUH GUYS LIKE JOAN WAYNE DONT COMPLAIN 'BOUT: 1. irritable bowels syndrome 2. PMS 3. the weather 4. Loud music 5. riding bare back on an unbroken stallion 6. adblock memory usage 7. waiting in line (because they buy stuff on amazon instead)
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Aug 30, 2014 04:56
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Is that you john wayne
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John wayne died of lung cancer but it is ok he got saved right before the end so he is in heaven
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what do you guys think he is doing up there right now?
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Before John Wayne passed away! Most of you know John Wayne as an actor. You may not know what happened to him before he died. This is that story! Robert Schuller's teenage daughter, Cindy, was in a motorcycle accident and had to have her leg amputated. John Wayne is a big fan of Robert Schuller. He heard Dr. Schuller say on one of his programs that his daughter had been in an accident and had to have her leg amputated. John Wayne wrote a note to her saying: Dear Cindy, sorry to hear about your accident. Hope you will be all right. Signed, John Wayne. The note was delivered to her and she decided she wanted to write John Wayne a note in reply. She wrote: Dear Mr. Wayne, I got your note. Thanks for writing to me. I like you very much. I am going to be all right because Jesus is going to help me. Mr. Wayne, do you know Jesus? I sure hope you know Jesus, Mr. Wayne, because I cannot imagine heaven being complete without John Wayne being there. I hope, if you don't know Jesus, that you will give your heart to Jesus right now. See you in heaven. And she signed her name. She had just put that letter in an envelope, sealed it, and written across the front of it "John Wayne" when a visitor came into her room to see her. He said to her: What are you doing? She said: I just wrote a letter to John Wayne, but I don't know how to get it to him. He said: That's funny, I am going to have dinner with John Wayne tonight at the Newport Club down at Newport Beach. Give it to me and I will give it to him. She gave him the letter and he put it in his coat pocket. There were twelve of them that night sitting around the table for dinner. They were laughing and cutting up and the guy happened to reach in his pocket and felt that letter and remembered. John Wayne was seated at the end of the table and the guy took the letter out and said: Hey, Duke, I was in Schuller's daughter's room today and she wrote you a letter and wanted me to give it to you. Here it is. They passed it down to John Wayne and he opened it. They kept on laughing and cutting up and someone happened to look down at John Wayne. He was crying. One of them said: Hey, Duke, what is the matter? He said (and can't you hear him saying it?): I want to read you this letter. He read the letter. Then he began to weep. He folded it, put it in his pocket, and he pointed to the man who delivered it to him and said: You go tell that little girl that right now, in this restaurant, right here, John Wayne gives his heart to Jesus Christ and I will see her in heaven. Three weeks later John Wayne died! You never know how your witness to another will effect their eternity a star war betamax fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Aug 30, 2014 |
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Aug 30, 2014 05:00
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i'm allergic to shitposting, and covered in welts hth
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He was allergic to the draft during WWII, but recovered by Vietnam
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he was allergic to fags and jews
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evSC-WZFw1c
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Aug 30, 2014 05:22
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Welcome to heaven, john wayne, goondolences
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goku
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a starwar betamax posted:what do you guys think he is doing up there right now? He's kicking rear end with Steve McQueen!
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Aug 30, 2014 05:43
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gently caress john wayne.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:gently caress john wayne. What, are you going to rape him, too?
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PCOS Bill posted:What, are you going to rape him, too? no i wanna gouge his loving eyes out with an icepick. i loving can't stand all that hypermasiculine posturing white trash bullshit.
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Aug 30, 2014 05:50
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Sorry OP, but who?
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did anybody write in hemmoroids or girl legs yet cause man he walked so dumbly
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a starwar betamax posted:Before John Wayne passed away!
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:no i wanna gouge his loving eyes out with an icepick. i loving can't stand all that hypermasiculine posturing white trash bullshit. It only seems hypermasculine to you because you're a wimpy little human being beta.
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Aug 30, 2014 05:55
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john wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
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John Denver Hoxha posted:john wayne was a fag. Take 'er easy there, pilgrim!
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John Denver Hoxha posted:john wayne was a fag. yeah I heard he let his fists do the talking also his name was Marion so ftg
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Aug 30, 2014 06:24
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Ryan Stiles played a better Duke than Jon Wayans ever did
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he was allergic to virtuous behavior and thoughts, as he was a racist white devil who was genetically inferior and weak (died from cancer due to degenerate albinistic dna)
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Aug 30, 2014 06:29
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Chrpno posted:Ryan Stiles played a better Duke than Jon Wayans ever did my fav wayans brother
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Aug 30, 2014 06:31
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We're talking about Marion Morrison here, right?
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:no i wanna gouge his loving eyes out with an icepick. i loving can't stand all that hypermasiculine posturing white trash bullshit. Actually veteran manly man cowboy types didn't think much of him, he was a poser
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the real reason OP made this thread )to post this trash(
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Aug 30, 2014 07:47
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naem posted:Actually veteran manly man cowboy types didn't think much of him, he was a poser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJqX0zC00gU
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 lmao, woke up the neighbors
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:no i wanna gouge his loving eyes out with an icepick. i loving can't stand all that hypermasiculine posturing white trash bullshit. You wanna go dig up his corpse and skull gently caress him together? Totally not gay.* *It's gayer than me.
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He was allergic to horses. True fact of trueness.
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He was allergic to your goddamn posting, you killed a national treasure OP
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