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What should I do to stick it to the man? If it helps you decide, I work in a lovely tea shop.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:18 |
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jfc op watch clerks immediately. It's on netflix
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:19 |
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kill a bird stick it under the shlef
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:19 |
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one day you will open your eyes and realize only you can answer this question. I will pray for you tonight
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:21 |
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Be pleasant and kind to everyone
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:21 |
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Treat everyone with respect and leave on a good note.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:23 |
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Treat everyone nicely while wanking on the biscuits in full view.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:28 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:kill a bird stick it under the shlef in britain bird means lady. that's dark man, real dark.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:28 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:in britain bird means lady. that's dark man, real dark. its the same in australia but "bird" also means "that particular animal with the wings" dont blame me how your mind works
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:31 |
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but yeah i meant kill a woman
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:31 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:but yeah i meant kill a woman spose i could i mean what are they gonna do, fire me? so far its tied between wank on the biscuits and work responsibly
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:40 |
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Quit without telling anyone and watch as their empire crumbles because you were the one that held this fantasy together with chewing gum and paper clips. Then laugh.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:40 |
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As the crowd stands in unison, they all repeatedly chant the same phrase, "PISS IN TEA! PISS IN TEA! PISS IN TEA!"
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:48 |
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Obeast posted:As the crowd stands in unison, they all repeatedly chant the same phrase, "PISS IN TEA! PISS IN TEA! PISS IN TEA!" The obvious way to pull this one off would be if i put on the lemon verbena blend for customer tasting as that poo poo smells like wee wee anyway. Come on guys stop voting for work responsibly it was a comedy option, I'm not really gonna do that.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:50 |
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Hug everyone Say something about tears in rain
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:51 |
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tell forums user lonesomedwarf he can live iwth you in the united K. until he can move to mainland europe
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:54 |
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Just sit there until your coworkers figure out you're not going to be very helpful on your last day. Laugh aloud as they call you a piece of poo poo and shake their heads with amusement and disdain. Wank on the biscuits.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:55 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:tell forums user lonesomedwarf he can live iwth you in the united K. until he can move to mainland europe you can live in my shed, I've always wanted to have my very own australian in a shed would be so cool when i have visitors and theyre like who the gently caress is that and I'll be all like that's just my australian what lives in my shed
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:59 |
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I'm Canadian, would that work too? You could call your shed a Canadian house, and everything I did would just be so loving Canadian.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:04 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:I'm Canadian, would that work too? You could call your shed a Canadian house, and everything I did would just be so loving Canadian. Better idea, both come and live in my shed it would be like some kind of bromance/fish out of water sitcom where you both have to come to terms with your cultural differences as well as living in an englishmans shed.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:06 |
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I've got a crawlspace in norway if anyone is interested
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqeXSYc8nE everytime
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:07 |
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Panniculus Rift posted:I've got a crawlspace in norway if anyone is interested Dibs
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:15 |
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Episode 1 would be called 'the barbie'. In an effort to appease his generous new host, forums user lonesomedwarf decides to organise a barbecue in my back garden. Forums user Charles Bukowski is not one to be upstaged and is worried this will grant lonesomedwarf first dibs on my spare room should it become available so sets out to hunt and kill a wild moose for the barbie. Unfortunately there are no mooses in Britain so he kills the next best thing, the neighbours dog. What's worse is that the neighbour has been invited to the barbie and is the local reverend. Lonesonedwarf proceeds to get shitfaced on fosters and it all goes tits up.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:17 |
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I think you should other please specify, op. That would be funny
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:32 |
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Dress up like Goku and act normal.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 10:37 |
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post on gbs instead of working
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:19 |
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I don't think I could kill a dog. After all, what's going to pull your sled when you need to go to the liquor store?
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:29 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:I don't think I could kill a dog. After all, what's going to pull your sled when you need to go to the liquor store? Reindeer
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:31 |
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do you have a new job waiting?
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:32 |
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TOP DECK THE TOILETS
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:41 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Episode 1 would be called 'the barbie'. cant wait for espidoe two. but i have some issues with the reality of your story. first, of all, i dont drink any more, as it makes me feel real good then the next 5 days are like a terribly emotional hangover. second, i dont think austtralians really drink fosters. and i think the plural of moose is meece
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:49 |
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third,
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:50 |
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Youre gonna have to start drinking again sorry British people will be confused if they see it on the telly and you don't fit their perceived stereotype, its a ratings thing. I think we also need another nationality and call it 3 men in a shed. It will be a smash hit.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:55 |
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i meant to say terrible emotional hangover i dont get physically sick often except maybe a big headache but i dont think that changes anythying, i am sorry, i do not think living in a shed will work out....
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:59 |
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replace all the tea with Lipton and Celestial Seasonings
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 11:59 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:i meant to say terrible emotional hangover i dont get physically sick often except maybe a big headache but i dont think that changes anythying, i am sorry, i do not think living in a shed will work out.... The whole thing hinges on having an Australian shedmate i really don't want yo have to redo the script. What if we get a big name Australian actor to play you and if so any suggestions welcome as to who?
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 12:09 |
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barry humphries
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 12:12 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:replace all the tea with Lipton and Celestial Seasonings This was a nice thread about killing dogs and women and you just had to take it to far. You monster.
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Youre gonna have to start drinking again sorry British people will be confused if they see it on the telly and you don't fit their perceived stereotype, its a ratings thing. I think we also need another nationality and call it 3 men in a shed. It will be a smash hit. America Inc. fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Aug 30, 2014 |
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