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Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax


how much do you love it?

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Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Agreed, OP's gf made awesome buttsounds for me.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Death By Yogurt posted:

Agreed, OP's gf made awesome buttsounds for me.

same

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I love it when I spread my own buttcheeks apart

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
>tfw a faint smell of poo poo wafts up in doggy

Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Aug 30, 2014

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
this ain't reddit,

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

texaholic posted:

this ain't reddit,

yet

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

texaholic posted:

this ain't reddit,

You can tell by the lack of content.

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Kirk Johnson posted:

>tfw a faint smell of poo poo wafts up in doggy



that's the best part

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
>tfw you accidentally breathe through your nose in 69, catch a faint smell of poo poo

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i've never spread a woman's rear end cheecks, so i wouldn't know

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
women have vaginas men have buttholes :eng101:

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Kirk Johnson posted:

>tfw you accidentally breathe through your nose in 69, catch a faint smell of poo poo



that's the best part

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

When your girlfriends parents come to visit and you forget to get them a bottle of wine. And you smell a faint whiff of poo poo.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
>tfw she spreads her rear end in a top hat in doggy, the outside is clean but the inside has little flecks of poo poo and is discolored

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Kirk Johnson posted:

>tfw you accidentally breathe through your nose in 69, catch a faint smell of poo poo



THIS

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Though I've never heard a sound from just spreading cheeks :confused:

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
>tfw you stick a thumb in her butt in doggy, take it out and it's a little slimy, so tempted to sniff it but disgusted, end up sniffing it anyway

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I once liked what I thought was a small piece of poo poo on a womans rear end, but turns out it was a dried flake of menstrual blood. GROSS!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Your girlfriend's butthole sounds like velcro when you open them cheeks.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
the sound the op makes as he makes a desperate grab for attention with a dumb as gently caress thread that belongs on gamefaq forums

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax

uG posted:

the sound the op makes as he makes a desperate grab for attention with a dumb as gently caress thread that belongs on gamefaq forums

That's a whole different sound you loving retarded homo

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

uG posted:

the sound the op makes as he makes a desperate grab for attention with a dumb as gently caress thread that belongs on gamefaq forums in the gas chamber

MODS?!

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
>tfw this thread reaches 2 pages

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
>tfw a big cock is dipped in my anus vertically.

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Kirk Johnson posted:

>tfw a faint smell of poo poo wafts up in doggy



ROFL

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Kirk Johnson posted:

>tfw you stick a thumb in her butt in doggy, take it out and it's a little slimy, so tempted to sniff it but disgusted, end up sniffing it anyway



LMFAO

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I never really minded getting poo poo on my dick but I was always a touch grossed out when my cum pours out of OP's Girlfriend's rear end all brown.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003
real talk I hosed a girl the other night doggy and the room became permeated with the scent of a nicely aged parmesan cheese

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Kirk Johnson posted:

>tfw you accidentally breathe through your nose in 69, catch a faint smell of poo poo


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


>tfw the dog licks your rear end in a top hat mid sex

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
>tfw the girl you after catches jungle fever

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
>tfw you're on a date, getting good signs, probably going to get invited back, probably going to get lucky and you realize you really need a poo poo

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
>tfw you realize that GBS is being flooded with old tired bullshit 4chan memes posted by brace-face zit-covered castratos.

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003
stallone zowned

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
What's the matter, fella? Never seen an rear end and vagoo in real life before?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
When a woman is bent over i always have the mental image of sticking two fingers in them like a bowling ball and carrying them around with me

Im probably gay or something

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
>tfw you haven't trimmed your nails enough and she sucks air through her teeth

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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

uG posted:

the sound the op makes as he makes a desperate grab for attention with a dumb as gently caress thread that belongs on gamefaq forums

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