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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
the middle flap part ? What's up with that ? Need answers asap, pooping

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Nobody ? Wow.another great 10 bux spent

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

The seat?

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
The flap goes in the toilet at the front

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

SirDan3k posted:

The flap goes in the toilet at the front


Lol I feel retarded

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Goldmine

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
do u think the USA has sooooo many fatties that they consider the toilet seat to be a skinny person adapter?? i bet

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
Why do we not have high tec toilets like japan.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

whip posted:

Why do we not have high tec toilets like japan.

Because it would invariably lead to


with great power comes great responsibility, you have not proven yourselves worthy

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whip posted:

Why do we not have high tec toilets like japan.

http://youtu.be/kwnzEyEObVg?t=2m26s

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

For christs sake just sit on the toilet.
You have to touch the seat to put the cover on it. With your hands.
Who cares if your rear end touches it? You're not gonna pick your nose with your rear end later.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Big Beef City posted:

Who cares if your rear end touches it? You're not gonna pick your nose with your rear end later.

You don't know that! gently caress YOU!

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003
I knead my pizza dough with my rear end but I dont like to wash it so I appreciate toilet seat covers

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

blacquethoven posted:

I knead my pizza dough with my rear end but I dont like to wash it so I appreciate toilet seat covers

I'm not sexually attracted to this, but I AM intensely curious.
Could I watch this sometime?

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

It's like a mobile work station. I wonder what happens when you reach the upper echelon of society.

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

I'm not sexually attracted to this, but I AM intensely curious.
Could I watch this sometime?

doughboys.camdick.com

I do private shows/requests

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

What is this. I need an answer.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

White Dog Eggs posted:

What is this. I need an answer.

basically, well, *inhales sharply,thru teeth*

its you are posts.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Minimalist Program posted:

basically, well, *inhales sharply,thru teeth*

its you are posts.
:eyepop:

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Minimalist Program posted:

basically, well, *inhales sharply,thru teeth*

its you are posts.

Why does the toilet do that.

Why did someone poo poo on it.

Why was it filmed.

Questions with Questions with Questions and I have no answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2diB6fcpg

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat
Also if my posts remind you of poop smeared over a seat my job is done.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Big Beef City posted:

For christs sake just sit on the toilet.
You have to touch the seat to put the cover on it. With your hands.
Who cares if your rear end touches it? You're not gonna pick your nose with your rear end later.

Lmao why do you touch the seat when putting a cover on it. Even if you did that's what those sinks are for.


As for why use them it's because your rear end cheeks are almost the cleanest part of your body . Unless you're too fat to wash it, and those are the people sitting on that toilet

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
people are pooping wrong AGAIN???

w0ppy71
May 6, 2014

White Dog Eggs posted:

Why does the toilet do that.

Why did someone poo poo on it.

Why was it filmed.

Questions with Questions with Questions and I have no answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2diB6fcpg

It was obviously a Goon that did it.

God this thread is poo poo.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Minimalist Program posted:

basically, well, *inhales sharply,thru teeth*

its you are posts.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

1gnoirents posted:

the middle flap part ? What's up with that ? Need answers asap, pooping

You place the cover like so:



You want the middle part in the front so it is covering the porcelain so when you sit down your pendulous balls do not touch the porcelain & catch a chill.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Hopefully, my derpy nephew never uses a toilet seat cover otherwise he'll break his neck and never get to finish his second tour in kindergarten. He shits standing on the toilet seat (on the rare occasion he doesn't poo poo his pants) and has poor aim. So while the seat cover would be great for the next person, it would be awfully slippery for him to stand on.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


the gif that never fails to please

TEAYCHES fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Aug 31, 2014

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Hopefully, my derpy nephew never uses a toilet seat cover otherwise he'll break his neck and never get to finish his second tour in kindergarten. He shits standing on the toilet seat (on the rare occasion he doesn't poo poo his pants) and has poor aim. So while the seat cover would be great for the next person, it would be awfully slippery for him to stand on.
Proof that goons are born, not made.

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
My poo poo posting is at home in this thread

Faaaaaarrrrrrrtttttttt

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